“I just call it the field.”
“Is that a technical term?”
“Dear god, please grant this anvil maximum explosive power.”
“This is the sport of kings.”
“You’ve got to do something scandalous or something.”
“That’s assuming they make it through the emotional roller coaster that is high school.”
“Let’s hear it for the navigators.”
“Last year they crashed driving through Australia.”
“If we’re recreating some kind of Mardi Gra they might work.”
“Sir I demand you yield to the North.”
“Yield.”
“I humbly decline.”
“It was pre-scripted that my team had to die.”
“Particularly the tall bearded one.”
“Feel free to be inspired.”
“I’m sending another one your way.”
“Shakalaka.”
“That fake canon was really causing us a lot of fake casualties.”
“You killed Billy and Steve.”
“I wouldn’t want it any other way, except staying alive.”
“Well shoot, looks like we got a city boy.”
“Straight ahead…? — Thanks mate.”
“This is their way out.”
“A famous Australian philosopher, Delta Goodrem, once said ‘I was born to try’.”
“The stanky leg.”
“It’s just your face.”
“There will be no live beating on tonight’s show.”
“It was about a girl or something…”
“I don’t think time would even heal that wound.”
“Do you want some tackle practice?”
“What was I supposed to do again?”
“Have you got all your teeth?”
“It’s alright, I think he had that before.”
“If you don’t block, what’s the worst that can happen?”
“Don’t you die on me, man.”
“I saw this happen on the horse races once.”
“I think we better play it safe.”