A Starstruck Odyssey a collection of my favourite sentences from the first episode of Dimension 20′s sci-fi adventure. Part 1/??? feel free to change gender specific words, pronouns, whatever you like to make it fit your muse better!
❝ I am [Name], I’m the captain, and I’m surrounded by morons. ❞
❝ Seriously, where is everybody? We’re being chased by a bunch of little freaks! ❞
❝ I got two minutes of peace and quiet without you morons jabbering away at my ears, and then we get fucking attacked. I’m in hell. ❞
❝ Oh this is so fun, isn’t it? This is so fun. ❞
❝ That’s the most perfect, beautiful thing I can imagine: a full military. ❞
❝ Everyone is in uniform, everyone is uniform, and they’re all puffing their chests out being the brave heroes they should be. ❞
❝ There’s gotta be a crew out there that’s just as good!❞
❝ I can’t find any help. ❞
❝ Does anyone work on this ship but me? ❞
❝ Here, we share one mind and one heart. And we hide nothing from each other. There are no secrets kept and no one tries to take advantage of anybody… And I assume that’s what’s going on everywhere else too! ❞
❝ We can’t be dishonest to each other, that’s terrible! ❞
❝ What do you know about pleasure putty? ❞
❝ It’s amazing! You’re your own boss, you make your own hours! And you recruit people to sell the pleasure putty. Not only are you your own boss, but you’re their boss too! ❞
❝ It forms this perfect structure– the strongest shape in the universe– a three dimensional triangle. ❞
❝ Androids and steroids, we got this! ❞
❝ Get off the main voice channel! My ears are bleeding! ❞
❝ I may be a droid, but I’m programmed with emotions to inhibit my more rash behaviors so right now I feel absolute desolation and defeat. Talk me out of it, [Name], ‘cause I’m in a bad place. ❞
❝ There’s a reason swiss army knives are sold in gift shops: they are trash! ❞
❝ When you are buying a tool, you don’t want the thing that kind of does it all! ❞
❝ People want to be it all! We don’t care about that! ❞
❝ What do you want your coffee guy on the corner to do? D’you want him to be an amazing poet? Do you want to know he has an amazing garden at home? You want him to make the best fucking cup of coffee! ❞
❝ This database can interface, but it can also devastate! ❞
❝ I would be remiss if I did not say, first and foremost, that what you did was extraordinary. Which is incredible for someone as emotionally checked out as I know you are. ❞
❝ It’s getting old. This whole… school thing. Have you ever thought about, y’know, getting out of here? ❞
❝ Real mathematics, mathematics that matter, always come from the heart. ❞
❝ There is no numerology, study of meaning, quantitative value asset, that is greater than the feeling of doing something you’re passionate about. ❞
❝ Well, I’m a true spacer so… No insurance! ❞
❝ There’s this loud noise… ❞ / ❝ There’s a loud noise? Yeah, we’re being attacked right now! ❞
❝ You know, if you want like an actual job here, let me know. ❞
❝ Oh no, I’m absolutely loaded with a maxed out 401k I think I’ll stick with what I’m doing, but it’s so great to talk to you. ❞
❝ We may just be cogs, but at least we’re platinum. ❞
❝ Young and hip people don’t have to say that they’re young and hip. ❞
❝ Get. Out. Of. My. Head. ❞
❝ I don’t want to dump the cargo because that’s how we make money and that’s how we make grenades. ❞
❝ Not one of you can do your jobs right. ❞
❝ I would cry if it weren’t so expensive. They charge me for that. ❞
❝ I love powdered egg substitute! ❞
❝ Oh great. Good. What else can go wrong? ❞