No Church in the Wild

Indie Diplomatic Hawke

[hasbro]

[theprettyhigh]

WHY WERE ALL THREE WORDS GAY

[johnnyssilverhand]

Hozier sentence meme

❛ Honey, please, try to love me. ❜

❛ I called your name ‘til the fever broke. ❜

❛ Don’t you ever tame your demons, but always keep them on a leash. ❜ 

❛ It looks ugly, but it’s clean. ❜

❛ Babe, there’s something tragic about you. ❜

❛ Innocence died screaming, honey, ask me I should know. ❜

❛ But I want it, it’s a crime that she’s not around most of the time. ❜

❛ Her fight and fury is fiery, oh but she loves like sleep to the freezing. ❜

❛ I prayed my mind be good to me. ❜

❛ With her sweetened breath, and her tongue so mean, she’s the angel of small death and the codeine scene. ❜

❛ It’s bloody and raw, but I swear it is sweet. ❜

❛ So tired trying to see from behind the red in my eyes, no better version of me I could pretend to be tonight. ❜

❛ Would things be easier if there was a right way? Honey, there is no right way. ❜

❛ I fall in love just a little, oh a little bit every day with someone new. ❜

❛ My lover’s got humor, she’s the giggle at a funeral. ❜

❛ There’s an art to life’s distractions. ❜

❛ I raised a stone to end his pain. ❜

❛ When I was a child, I heard voices… Some would sing and some would scream. ❜

❛ Cause with my mid-youth crisis all said and done, I need to be youthfully felt ‘cause, God, I never felt young. ❜

❛ We tried the world, good God, it wasn’t for us.  ❜

❛ I turned and ran to save a life I didn’t have. ❜

❛ But my peace has always depended on all the ashes in my wake. ❜

❛ I wake at the first cringe of morning, and my heart’s already sinned. ❜

❛ Always a well dressed fraud, who wouldn’t spare the rod. Never for me. ❜

❛ I was born sick, but I love it. Command me to be well. ❜

❛ Freshly disowned in some frozen devotion, no more alone or myself could I be. ❜

❛ I clutched my life, and wished it kept. My dearest love, I’m not done yet. ❜

❛ No shortage of sordid, no protest from me. ❜

❛ I have never known peace like the damp grass that yields to me. ❜

❛ Two corpses we were, two corpses I saw. ❜

❛ All that I’ve been taught, and every word I’ve got, is foreign to me. ❜

❛ I have never known hunger like these insects that feast on me. ❜

❛ You’ve done me wrong for a long, long time. But after all you’ve done I never changed my mind. ❜

❛ Honey, you know that’s my love bursting loud from inside. ❜

❛ I’ll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife. ❜

❛ The purest expression of grief. ❜

❛ Lord, it’d be great to find a place we could escape sometime. ❜

❛ Idealism sits in prison, chivalry fell on its sword. ❜

❛ I found something in the woods somewhere. ❜

❛ Babe, there’s something broken about this, but I might be hoping about this. ❜

[lxstnoble-deactivated20160414]

“And what do you expect out of a tired nobody who’s told you already that he can’t do anything.” He was beginning to get a bit upset now. “Make some special exceptions to rules for the sake of a man I never met? Act like an invading party and just expect to be welcomed with open arms when that ignores the outpost’s autonomy? The soldiers of Monstimmard and Jader will honor him, they’ll pass the respective titles of Senior Warden and Warden-Commander onto who they feel can handle the jobs. I’m sorry but that’s it.”

[ofprimalmagic-blog]

“I expect you to fight harder than an Orleasian--” it’s nearly spat, and her usual diplomatic mannerisms are nearly gone. “I didn’t come here to be told no, so you’re going to give me something--” she adds then.

“Even if it’s someone else to talk to”

[my-teen-quote]

[ofprimalmagic-blog]

@rebelliontales

[oatmeal]

This is our #kittyconvict project.  More info here. 

[nonbinarysapphic]

shout out to all the bisexuals in the closet. ur amazing and i love u 

[glassgospels]

so leandra tells bethany she ‘wishes she’d died with carver’… she says that to her youngest kid’s face… she flat out says that without any regard to what her child is going through…

meanwhile carver more or less states that she blames both hawke and carver for bethany’s death… perhaps even going so far as to blame hawke when hawke is present and then blame carver when hawke’s not… 

and… you never once get to talk to her about it or call her on it. hawke is so hellbent on providing a better life for her but nvr once does he stop and go ‘why did you tell bethany you wish you were dead’ or ‘why are you making carver feel like bethany’s death is his fault’ i mean nvm that bethany has self loathe enough at that point bc she feels it’s her fault for being a mage and nvm that carver at that point had been at ostagar without any of his family and blames himself for ostagar, that he had been lashing out in grief bc he wanted to feel like something between there and lothering and kirkwall wasn’t his fault, nvm that that happens

like

am i the only one who gets itchy remembering all of this or

[poemsforcowboys]

the signs as the x files

fox mulder: libra, cancer, leo, scorpio

dana scully: virgo, capricorn, aries, taurus 

the aliens: aquarius, pisces, gemini, sagittarius 

[roleplayers-ink]

Send 💬 for a tumblr IM from my muse

[ofprimalmagic-blog]

Affectionate Starters

Send me one of the following: !

"Scoot over and share the blankets!"

"Do you want some cocoa?"

"Here, you can have my jacket. It's too cold out to be wearing short sleeves."

"I need a hug."

"Your feet are cold!"

"Can I play with your hair?"

"You make a good pillow."

"You know, you have really bad morning breath."

"Are you ticklish?"

"You don't mind sharing a bed, do you?"

"Hold still--! You've got something on your face."

"I really don't get why you're single."

"Can we hold hands? I forgot my gloves."

"Do you want to spend the night?"

"Here, get under my umbrella!"

"I bought this at the store the other day. It reminded me of you."

[ofprimalmagic-blog]

Shout at my muse to see how they respond:

"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"

"It’s not fair!"

"I could kill you right now!"

"Knock it off!"

"Screw you!"

"You’re a complete moron!"

"I love this song!"

"Bring that here!"

"I hate you!"

"I’m pissed off!"

"Make me!"

"I wish you’d never been born!"

"I bought ice cream!"

"Kiss my ass!"

"Shut up!"

"I can’t do it anymore!"

"Take me home!"

"Just kiss me already!

"I can't be in love with you!"

"I can't believe this!"

"Piss off!"

"I wish things were that simple!"

"I love you!"

"Jump off a bridge!"

"You’re so hot!"

[krisexanon-deactivated20130427]

Send me "♫", I'll put my iPod on shuffle and then tell you our song.

[deductionismyarea]

((I’ll even find a line in the song that reminds me of our characters and/or their relationship.))

[julierthanyou]

ATTENTION CAT OWNERS: DO NOT BUY TIDY CATS LIGHTWEIGHT CAT LITTER

my friend’s cat ended up with severe wheezing, a bloody nose & bloody urine, & almost died. only antibiotics & a $500 vet bill saved her cat.

she complained to Tidy Cats, & they mailed her a check for $300, but IT IS STILL BEING SOLD!!!??? a quick search of amazon reviews reveals many similar experiences of illness & death.

PASS THIS ALONG. SO FUCKED UP.

[40yodater]

I am reblogging because we bought this once and our Freya ended up at the vet with severe allergies. She was losing her hair on her ears, sneezing violently, and scratching her ears constantly. We immediately changed her litter because we knew it was the only change we had made in her life. Thankfully she is fine now! Definitely do not use this litter!

[sinbadism]

in general do not buy litter with “scent crystals”

it’s really dangerous

[lionsarchive]

halsey ‘badlands’ starter sentences

CASTLE:       “I’m sick of all these people talking.”      “I’m already choking on my pride.”      “They wanna make me their queen.”      “There’s no use crying about it.”      “I probably shouldn’t be so mean.”      “I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut.” HOLD ME DOWN:      “My demons are begging me to open up my mouth.”      “He told me I was holy.”       “He’s got me on my knees.”      “This is what I live for.”      “Throw me in the deep end and watch me drown.” NEW AMERICANA:      “The city’s ours until fall.”      “We don’t feel like outsiders at all.”      “We know very well who we are.”      “What kind of dough have you been spending?” DRIVE:      “I can never keep my eyes off this.”      “All we do is think about the feelings the we hide.”      “It never felt like home to me.”      “Would it really kill you if we kissed?” HURRICANE:      “He’s got an eye for girls of eighteen.”      “I held him captive by my kiss.”      “I’m a one night stand.”      “I’m the violence in the pouring rain.”      “I reminded myself to keep you far away from me.”       “You could devastate me.” ROMAN HOLIDAY:      “Do you remember the taste of my lips that night?”      “I remember the fear in your eyes.”      “The timing’s never right.” GHOST:      “I’m searching for something that I can’t reach.”      “I don’t like them innocent.”      “You say that you’re no good for me.”      “I swear I hate you when you leave, but I like it anyway.”      “I know I’m gonna leave him.” COLORS:      “You’re only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope.”      “You’re ripped at every edge but you’re a masterpiece.”      “I’m still waking in the morning, but it’s not with you.” COLORS, PT 2:      “Everything is dripping like a saturated sun.”      “I hope you make it to the day you’re _____ years old.” STRANGE LOVE:      “Everybody wants to know if we fucked in the bathroom sink.”      “But the ending is the same every damn time.”      “They think I’m insane.”      “They think my lover is strange.”      “That’s the beauty of a secret.”      “They can’t believe I made you weak.”       “These days I can’t seem to get along with anyone.” COMING DOWN:      “I found god - I found him in a lover.”      “I found the devil - I found him in a lover.”      “Now we’re lost somewhere in outer space.”      “I’m such a fool for sacrifice.”       “I’ve got a lover and I’m unforgiven.” HAUNTING:      “Keep on haunting me.”       “I was pure as a river.”      “Now I think I’m possessed.”      “I’ve been cold since you left.”      “You’ve got your own mistakes in bed at home.”      “You’ve got a fire inside but your heart’s so cold.”      “I’ve tried to wash you away, but you just won’t leave.” GASOLINE:      “Are you insane like me?”      “You can’t wake up - this is not a dream.”      “I think there’s a flaw in my code.”      “These voices won’t leave me alone.”      “My heart is gold and my hands are cold.” CONTROL:      “I sat alone in bed until morning.”      “I tried to hold these secrets inside me.”      “I’m meaner than my demons.”      “God damn right, you should be scared of me.”       “Who is in control?” YOUNG GOD:      “You know we’re gonna be legends.”      “I know you wanna go to heaven, but you’re human tonight.”      “Do you feel like a young god?”      “My tongue is a weapon.”      “If you wanna go to heaven, you should fuck me tonight.” I WALK THE LINE:      “I keep a close eye on this heart of mine.”      “I find myself alone when each day is through.”      “You give me cause for love I can’t hide.”

[fuckiiisms]

The Vampire Diaries S1E1 Sentence Meme

“So why did you come?” “Because I love you.” “We just hit someone!” “Call for help!” “I shouldn’t have come home.” “I know the risk.” “Today will be different, it has to be.” “I will smile, and it will be believable.” “I will no longer be the sad little girl who lost her parents.” “I will start fresh, be someone new. It’s the only way I’ll make it through.” “What am I missing?” “I predict this year is going to be kick ass.” “All the sad and dark times are over.” “Major lack of male real estate.” “He hates me.” “I know who he is. I’ll still kick his ass.” “Great. It’s the first day of school and you’re stoned.” “I am done watching you destroy yourself.” “I know who you are, and it’s not this person.” “Is this. . the men’s room?” “I must have said ‘I’m fine, thanks’ at least 37 times. And I didn’t mean it once.” “When someone asks,”How are you?” they really don’t want an answer.” “Were you following me?” “Uh-huh, and you just happened to be hanging out in a cemetery.” “Did you hurt yourself?” “I lost control today.” “Everything I’ve kept buried inside came rushing to the surface.” “Please tell me you’re not hooking up with my sister.” “I’m not hooking up with your sister.” “You’re such a dick.” “You can’t be following me around like a lost puppy.” “What do you want me for?” “How did you know where I lived?” “I thought you might want this back.” “Don’t worry, I didn’t read it.” “Memories are too important.” “You don’t have to stay out there.” “I feel weird calling her. She broke up with me.” “Give it more time.” “You promised.” “You said you had it under control.” “Why did you come back?” “After all this time, why now?” “I don’t have to explain myself.” “I know that you can’t change what you are.” “You don’t belong here anymore.” “Where do I belong?” “I can’t tell you what to do, but coming back here was a mistake.” “Would you like to take this opportunity to overcome your embedded jock stereotype?” “Just admit it already.” “Okay, so he’s a little pretty.” “He’s got that romance-novel stare.” “Let’s get you a drink.” “I’m drunk. It’s the drinking.” “You’re upset about something.” “You know, you’re kind of the talk of the town.” “What makes you think that I’m sad?” “Technically, we met in the men’s room.” “I survived, but…they didn’t.” “You won’t be sad forever.” “I am not having sex against a tree.” “I didn’t need your help.” “You’re worse. You want to talk to me, get to know me, see into my soul and screw and screw and screw until you’re done with me.” “Everything changes.” “When you broke up with me, you said it was because you needed some time alone. You don’t look so alone to me.” “I just want to let you know that I still believe in us, and I’m not giving up on that.” “You and me, it’s not gonna happen.” “Where the hell are you going?” “What happened to her?” “I’ve managed to keep myself busy.” “You know, you left that girl alive tonight. That’s very clumsy of you.” “That could be a problem…for you.” “Why are you here now?” “Being around her, being in her world, does it make you feel alive?” “I know what you’re doing. It’s not going to work.” “Imagine what her blood tastes like!” “I give it a six. Missing style, but I was pleasantly surprised.” “Wherever you go, people die.” “I won’t allow it.” “I take that as an invitation.” “After all these years, can’t we just give it a rest?” “I promised you an eternity of misery, so I’m just keeping my word.” “You should know better than to think you’re stronger than me.” “The rest of the world has moved on.” “Are you sober yet?” “How come the guys that I want never want me?” “She’s always the one that everyone picks, for everything.” “I try so hard, and I’m never the one.” “It’s not a competition.”  “I couldn’t have been more wrong.” “I thought that I could smile, nod my way through it; pretend like it would all be okay.” “I know it’s late, but, uh…I needed to know that you were ok.” “Would you like to come in?”

[al-jilani-asks-blog-blog-blog]

Guess my muse's turn-ons

[breniarchive-blog]

Send me one guess and I’ll rate it:

NO WAY | MEH | NOT BAD | MMM | YEAH BABY | FUCK YES RIGHT NOW

[lxstnoble-deactivated20160414]

“Sounds about right. It’s the outpost’s decision, and maybe the general governments depending on matters, on who gets to play Commander, not the First’s. Each one is its own little command center answering its own little orders after all.” He sighed. “Look… If I could send someone, I would, but you know Fereldans and their ‘I would rather die than touch Orlais’ nonsense. The best I can do is offer my sympathies about Ser Stroud.”

[ofprimalmagic-blog]

“I find it hard to believe there is absolutely nothing you can do, even if it is pressing for change quicker” her voice was getting a bit shrill, but she took a deep breath and shut her eyes briefly. “I need to have faith that you can do something more, I have had more than enough sympathy” she states firmly.