♕┊»Ｏｒｅ－ｓａｍａ❜

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kxnato:

   – ; AN IRRITATED sigh parted the violet’s lips as he tightened his hold of the bear in his arms. “Ayato is annoying… isn’t he, Teddy?”

     “Oi!” he bit out between gritted teeth.               ━━━“Don’t ignore ore-sama for your stupid TOY.” 

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Would Ore-sama ever fuck any of the mukamis?

“Those F I L T H Y half-bloods are not worthy of Ore-sama’s attention.”

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kxnato:

   – ; “IT’S CRASS when it’s coming from you.”

“If you say it like that it almost sounds like a compliment.”

[kxnato]

ayato:

“Chichinashi’s blood. Great as always, too bad you can’t have any.”

   – ; “DO YOU always have to be so crass, Ayato?”

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“It’s not crass if it’ts the truth.”

[kxnato]

   – ; “WHAT’S SO great about a day like this? Nothing but noisy people running about. Don’t you agree, Teddy?”

[ofsadisms]

“Chichinashi’s blood. Great as always, too bad you can’t have any.”

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I’m thinking of remaking this blog, please like this post if you are a active Diabolik Lovers RP’er and would like to rp with this egoistical manchild <3

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               Starter Call for this adorable Manchild who thinks he                     deserves a Gold Star just for breathing. 

                                      Also CaH! password: DiaLovers

[slytherrus-deactivated20170325]

send ship ! + names for the following ( some nsfw ):

Who cooks dinner? Who orders out? Who takes better care of their appearance? How does their partner feel about it? Who is the tea drinker of the household? The coffee drinker?  Soda drinker? What are their names for each other in their phones? If they were to go on a weekend trip, where would they go? Who is more likely to use manipulative tactics? Why? Who gets excited about the holidays? What holidays specifically? How do they celebrate? Who is more dominant and who is more submissive? Does this change in their sex life? If your ship were to roleplay, what characters would they pick? Who is the most likely to start a fight? Why? Who is the most forgiving? Who forgets their anniversary? Do they celebrate Valentine’s Day? If so, how? Who shops for groceries? What do they get? Who fixes things when they are broken? Who takes out the garbage? Who leaves their hair all over the bathroom counter? Who watches / participates in sports? Who absolutely hates it? Who is the most ambitious? Who is the first to initiate sex? Who is more kinky? Who is more likely to fall asleep during sex ? What would they do in a zombie apocalypse ? Do they want children? Why or why not? If so, tell us about them!

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Creepy Text Theatre Starters

{Text}: Do you buy your pants on sale ? 'Cause they'd be 100% off, at my place.

{Text}: I didn't ask to fuck you, I just want a nude.

{Text}: You know what scientists are saying? That there will only be seven planets left ater I destroy uranus.

{Text}: Daisies or Roses ? Just wondering what to put in the casket after I murder that pussy.

{Text}: We should take our glasses on a date.

{Text}: Are you a washing machine ? Because I wanna fill you with my dirty load.

{Text}: I'm no weatherman but there is a good chance of getting a few inches today.

{Text}: What are you doing tomorrow night ? I wanna cook. You can put my meat in your mouth.

{Text}: Bitch, Black people always think I'm Ashton Kutcher.

{Text}: It's more than a Hook up, you could stay the night.

{Text}: Do you have Pet insurace ? Because your pussy is getting smashed tonight.

{Text}: I'm drunk and horny, that's just who I am right now

{Text}: Hey do you wanna spend the night at my house ? The couch may not pull out but I do.

{Text}: Are you Katness from Hunger Games ? Cause you're causing an uprising in my pants.

{Text}: Look here you dumb broad I have a fucking mad crush on you and I think we should get together ASAP. Seriously I've felt like this for a while now, I'm not even surprised you never noticed, you're to busy doing your fucking hair and makeup, listening to Ke$ha and shit. Hit me back when you get this and let me know what you think. Peace, bitch.

{Text}: Great Tit pics are born from great opportunity. And thats what we have here tonight. Tonight you take the greatest Tit pics of the world. This is your Time.

{Text}: If I had to choose between getting five dollars and seeing you naked I'd probably choose to see you naked.

[rpmememaker]

Send “You belong to me” to see how my muse reacts.

[pridemade-deactivated20160127]

Send “I belong to you” for the reverse.

[historindies]

cruel intentions → sentence meme

CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES

❝You amaze me.❞

❝God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.❞

❝Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady?❞

❝I’m the Marsha Fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself!❞

❝So there’s your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in…or are you out?❞

❝What shall we toast to?❞

❝Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over them. It’s over you.❞

❝You were very much in love with them. You’re still in love with them.❞

❝It amused me to make you ashamed of it.❞

❝You gave up the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation.❞

❝Don’t you get it? You’re just a toy. A little toy I like to play with.❞

❝Tastes good.❞

❝So I assume you’ve come here to make arrangements? But unfortunately, I don’t fuck losers.❞

❝Most people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something you’ve never experienced?❞

❝I just don’t think people should experience the act of love until they are in love.❞

❝Are you a lesbian?❞

❝I didn’t meant to offend you. I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe.❞

❝The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man has a mouth like a hoover. Oof!❞

❝This sure doesn’t take like an iced tea.❞

❝Yup. Then I fucked your daughter.❞

❝I’m impressed.❞

❝Well, I’m in love.❞

❝They told me they loved me, and I believed them.❞

❝Would you cut your psycho-babble bullshit!❞

❝There’s pictures of me on the internet!❞

❝My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.❞

❝But that would make me a slut, wouldn’t it?❞

❝Fucking idiot…❞

❝Well I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.❞

❝I don’t know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I’ve caused you.❞

❝The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy.❞

❝My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others’ misery.❞

❝I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved.❞

❝Please give me another chance. I’m a wreck without you.❞

❝You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you’re going to turn your back on it.❞

❝But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you’ve turned your back on love.❞

❝And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.❞

❝And how are things down under?❞

❝E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.❞

❝That little wager of yours? Count me in.❞

❝ What are the terms?❞

❝In English? I’ll fuck your brains out.❞

❝Because I’m the only person you can’t have, and it kills you.❞

❝You’ve got yourself a bet, baby!❞

❝Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.❞

❝Why can’t we be together?❞

❝You wanna know why? Because I don’t trust myself with you.❞

❝You could be a model. It’s too bad you’re not sexy.❞

❝I can be sexy!❞

❝Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica.❞

❝Introduce them to your world of sex, drugs and… what else do you do?❞

❝My God. You are completely pussy-whipped.❞

❝What happened to us?❞

❝You’re in love with them, you don’t love me anymore.❞

❝Hmm, quite the predicament you’re in.❞

❝Well let me tell you something, people don’t change overnight. You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it.❞

❝Not only will you ruin your reputation, you’ll destroy theirs.❞

❝I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much.❞

❝It’s not like you have a husband - unless you’re married to Jesus.❞

❝It’s not you, it’s me…I’m completely fucked up.❞

❝I thought I was in love with you, but it was just a lie.❞

❝I just wanted to see what you were like in bed.❞

❝I wanted it to work, but unfortunately I feel nothing.❞

❝You’re such a coward! Look at yourself!❞

❝Don’t touch me! Don’t touch me! Don’t fucking touch me!❞

❝I can’t stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, I’m completely infatuated.❞

❝It’s okay. You can laugh. I promise not to tell anyone.❞

❝Okay, let’s try it again only this time I’m gonna stick my tongue in your mouth, and when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours. And that’s what first base is.❞

❝They took down my pants and started writing the alphabet with their tongue.❞

❝I’ve been very well-informed of your reputation.❞

❝You promise people the world in order to get them into bed with you.❞

❝Relationships seem too distracting. I’d rather concentrate on my studies.❞

❝Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life!❞

❝How can someone so charming be so manipulative?❞

[huongdiaboliklovers-blog]

Oh come on… Ayato-san

[slytherrus-deactivated20170325]

send ship ! + names for the following ( some nsfw ):

Who cooks dinner? Who orders out? Who takes better care of their appearance? How does their partner feel about it? Who is the tea drinker of the household? The coffee drinker?  Soda drinker? What are their names for each other in their phones? If they were to go on a weekend trip, where would they go? Who is more likely to use manipulative tactics? Why? Who gets excited about the holidays? What holidays specifically? How do they celebrate? Who is more dominant and who is more submissive? Does this change in their sex life? If your ship were to roleplay, what characters would they pick? Who is the most likely to start a fight? Why? Who is the most forgiving? Who forgets their anniversary? Do they celebrate Valentine’s Day? If so, how? Who shops for groceries? What do they get? Who fixes things when they are broken? Who takes out the garbage? Who leaves their hair all over the bathroom counter? Who watches / participates in sports? Who absolutely hates it? Who is the most ambitious? Who is the first to initiate sex? Who is more kinky? Who is more likely to fall asleep during sex ? What would they do in a zombie apocalypse ? Do they want children? Why or why not? If so, tell us about them!

[ofsadisms]

*slams cake on Ayato's face* "Happy New Year."

               ❝Subaru.. when was the last time someone told you about your fucking strengh ?! You can't just run around, smacking Cakes onto other peoples faces with the force of a rhinoceros !❞ 

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smashes his window to get in

               ❝Oi ! Can’t you use the door like a normal person ? Stupid Dog.❞

Send “New Years Kiss” to give my muse a kiss at midnight on New Year’s Eve

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Mukamis + Tsukinamis for the meme thingy

Push off a cliff; Carla; Because fuck you and your perfect Hair. I actually haven’t read any translations of him yet so I do’t know much but anyone with such fabulous hair has to be an asshole.Kiss; Shin; so I’m close enough to steal his ridiculous Eyepatch. Marry; Ruki; He has the whole “Responsible Adult thing going for him and there has to be at least one of them in a marriage and it sure as hell ain’t me.Set on Fire; Yuma, he’s used to it. pls don’t kick me out of the fandomWrap a Blanket around; Azusa; ‘cause he’s precious.Be Roommates with; Kou; We could share breauty products, it’ll be wonderfull.