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'Love? Such a foolish thing does not exist.' Indie RP and ask blog for Diabolik Lovers character Sakamaki Laito.

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Popping in to check and see if my blogs survived the purge. For some reason my Shin sideblog got marked? but Laito is relatively okay??? What the fuck?

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entwinedthreads‌:

“I was just making sure you were paying attention~. If it’s a direct greeting you want, you know what to do~.”

“Hohh? I’m the one that has to do all the work? But what if I want to be the one serviced~?”

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entwinedthreads replied to your post: Just popping in to say hi and see if this fandom...

*kou grabs the pervy boy’s ass and slinks back into the void*

“You aren’t even subtle now, hmm? Not that I dislike that in you~ Although... I would much rather prefer a more direct greeting, nfu~”

[pervyinnocence]

Just popping in to say hi and see if this fandom is still dead or not.

[itsclowreedsfault]

Gif request meme:

↳ @guardiasedocetes asked: diabolik lovers + most attractive male character

[diaboliktheology]

𝔊ames & 𝔊ambits

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diaboliktheology:

Continued from here for @pervyinnocence

“Laito!”

It happened too fast for her to manage more than his name. The movement was far too quick for her to follow with her eyes, and she just barely had time to acknowledge the chill of his grip on her arm before she was pulled, seemingly weightless for half a moment before she found herself pinned by the length of him. She stared up at him, throat tight with the noise of surprise she hadn’t had time to make. She blinked up at him, her expression not even half surprised  it was unfriendly.

Or at least it would’ve been had she not been caught between trying to glare at him and avoid looking at his face altogether. One couldn’t manage a good angry face and be embarrassed at the same time. The two either canceled each other out or melded to form outrage and she wasn’t there yet. She was willing to bet that it’s where she was headed though, it was after all where most of her interactions with Laito ended.

She didn’t need to look at him to know his current smile was all but saturated in smugness. Just the thought was enough to coax the first sparks of true irritation from her. Really at this point was preying on her altruism something he still considered fun? It’s not like she made it difficult and she’d have thought he’d have gotten bored of doing so by now. Or so she’d hoped…

Rather than answering his words she put that very thought in the look she gave him, the expression a clear statement of ‘Like that was hard, seriously be proud.’. She managed to hide the roll of her eyes by turning her face away and squirming at the rather compromising position he’d put them in, face flushing with the full awareness of it.

She’d managed to land in a way that had kept one of her legs free and it was both a help and a hindrance in it put him almost perfectly atop her. The apprehension she felt was enough to spur her to action and she used that free leg now to slip it up the length of his own to find and press against the support beam just below. She gripped his arms with her hands and pushed against him there while she pressed hard at the beam with her foot to scoot herself further up the couch and his body. Obviously, there was no legitimate hope of her getting away unless he released her, she accepted that. But she didn’t have to be ok with the situation as a whole or deal with parts of him pressing against parts of her. Her nerve just wasn’t good enough to ignore that.

She kept her hands on his arms, eyes wide and blinking down at him, her heart hammering all the harder as she realized all too late her mistake. The change in position had simultaneously made things better, and worse in while she’d managed to save herself some embarrassment she was now further up the couch then him. So much so that she’d managed to put him almost perfectly face level with her throat. Had she been any less catholic she might’ve figured this the perfect moment for a particular curse. Instead, though she let it echo her mind as she pushed hard at him with her hands, shifted her hips and squirmed in an attempt to gain even an inch more of distance from his too close face as she spoke.

“Let me up Laito-kun. Please.” She said, adding the please as the afterthought it’d been. It’s not like it ever hurt to be polite first even if it seemed to seldom work for her in these sorts of situations…

What may have felt like an action that was as quick as a blink of an eye, for Laito, every tense, every jostle of fine blonde hair, and the widening of large eyes was made in high depth detail. He took every last one in as she stumbled and fell beneath him against the cushioned couch. Emotions sparked one after another in that pink glare-- some given, others hidden behind strategically played twists and turns, but each one still and irrevocably there.

There was a satisfaction that always bristled throughout his body when prey was placed before him-- under him... at his mercy. As such a will to fight showcased, all of it for naught when position and proximity proved there was no escape.

His smile of amusement was in place, one that rarely left his lips as he watched her fumble around. One that only deepened as she moved her body-- near undulation as a her foot tried to find a brace. Whether she knew it or not, felt it or not, the sensation of a warm body sliding against his chilled one, heated breath brushing across his face and neck, it sent a shiver of delight along his spine. In response, his own body reciprocated, pressing further down against Yui as she tried to push him back, weak little hands barely able to budge his larger form from settling against.

Instead, Laito lowered his face, grin still in place, until his lips ghosted over the perfect angle of bared pale white neck. A deep inhale of her scent wafted through his senses, the pounding of her heart quickening as it spread her thick, sweet blood throughout each corner of her body. He couldn't resist a small taste...

Just a flick of his tongue, using the pressure she used to force him off against her. There was no plead (yet), but the anticipation was almost as sweet as the reward.

“I thought you wanted to help me? You can't be a good nurse from across the room, Bitch-chan.” Airy was his tone, pulling back to look down upon her with playful emeralds, a gaze that one doesn't want to fall for.

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Yui gently places a box of macaroons and sweets on the table in Laito's room before heading back out the door she just came from. She doesn't want to bother Laito but wanted to give him the sweets she made. She tried a different flavor for the macaroons and wanted to know what he thought. She's sure he'll be able to find her later if he wants to talk to her.

It was fair to say that not many of the residents in the house would bother creeping into Laito’s room, let alone to leave him his favorite treat (that wasn’t blood). Bringing the box up for closer inspection, the lingering scent of the special guest sparked through his senses, giving away just who made them. A grin came over his lips as he popped a macaron into his mouth, letting out a hum of satisfaction as the sweet filling meshed with the outer shell washed over his tongue. 

For now he will lounge back and indulge himself on the savory sweets, but he will most definitely be on the search for a certain Bitch-chan to offer his gratitude. As well as satisfy his other sweet craving.

[food-porn-diary]

Galaxy macarons [1024x747]

[dragkingandreweldritch]

finally I can pretend to be an eldritch monstrosity by devouring an entire universe

[diaboliktheology]

@rasasvadx & @pervyinnocence

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detrimental-bloodsucker:

The younger twin sneered, pertinent growl resounding from the back of his throat, despite himself, an admission of aggrandized disgust making its way adamantly, expressively, across delicate features. 

 “Moron… shouldn’t you react naturally to this sort of situation? Won’t you even apologize for such insolence..? Let’s return to the kitchen together and you can lick up the macaron crumbs you left on the floor with that deceitful tongue..”

It would seem that he has found Kanato in one of his better moods, a rarity among the brothers. His smile couldn’t help but grow in response as he turned to face, adjusting his hat from the former encounter sadly interrupted. 

“Apologize? What ever for? I would have given you the left overs~ Ahh, but you’re in a good mood, inviting me for a snack. Kanato-kun can be cute when he wants to be, nfu~”

[pervyinnocence]

TAGGED BY: @diaboliktheology and @heirofnothing 1ST RULE: tag 9 muses you would like to know better: TAGGING: @entwinedthreads, @detrimental-bloodsucker, @inmortuorum, @sadistic-sakamaki, @undyingblossoms, @aobandmanymoremuses, @sacrificassponsa, @chxra, @vermiculuslotos

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true for your muse.

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair

I have brown eyes

I have short hair

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing math in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else [somewhat?]

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship

I have a crush on a celebrity  

I have a crush on someone I know

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year

I have been in a relationship for at least a year

I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” [ or rather HAD ]

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the United States

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CD’s

I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have break-danced

I know a person named Jamie

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life

I speak at least 2 languages

[idrankthepoisonedteaagain]

Friendly reminder: Laito edition

Laito didn’t ask to become the manipulative deviant we meet in HDB. He was not only abused but deliberately corrupted by his demonic mother, who left him so warped he doesn’t even understand what love is. Laito isn’t a joke; he’s a tragedy.

[diabolik-bitchchan-blog]

☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝

[pervyinnocence]

{like this post for a banter with Laito or comment for a banter with Shin. At least, what these boys can handle for “banter”.}

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@heirofnothing liked for bantz

The score was tied up; Shuu needed an exact bullseye if he wanted to win their game of darts. “For all motivational purposes, a drink from Bitch-chan is the winner’s prize~”

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@detrimental-bloodsucker liked for some bantz

The second the sound of a the roof door squeaked open, the girl he brought up fled. “Was that all entirely necessary, Kanato-kun? I wouldn’t have shared~”

[pervyinnocence]

{like this post for a banter with Laito or comment for a banter with Shin. At least, what these boys can handle for “banter”.}

[fyeahdialovers]

Super Best III ~ New Versus Songs

                                             Ayato vs Laito

【愛の檻】Ai no Ori―Ayato & Raito Sakamaki 《Versus Song Super Best III》 

                                          Kanato vs Subaru

【カレイドナイト】Kareidonaito― Kanato & Subaru Sakamaki 《Versus Song Super Best III》

                                          Shu vs Reiji

【 絶対感度のリビド】Zettai kando no ribidō―Reiji & Shuu Sakamaki《Versus Song Super Best III》

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"Alright, I love you." Kou

A chuckle bubbled up in his throat, slowly spilling out with jovial amusement. An emerald gaze finally turned to meet the blond, a grin holding over his lips as he leaned back in his seat. Kou was always so amusing, which is why he never seemed to bore of the made vampire even after all this time. 

“They way the words seem to be pulled out like how human’s complain of when they have teeth pulled, it’s so cute, Kou-kun~ But as amusing as it is, I long for the days when your hate and anger fuel you. Only then does my body heat up in desire of feeling that blazing rage upon my skin~”

@entwinedthreads