BUFFY SOUSA, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME NOTTHESLAYER. i'm just as mean as my mother, you're just as angry as your dad. the clenched fist of a real long list of the thing we never had.
what gaming channel would you want to be like/do you admire?
“probably uberhaxornova - he’s the fucking shit. he’s been working the youtube gaming grind for what ?? like twelve years, and has gone through like, two big name channels and is still the fucking shit.”
“mi madre. mom. mommy. the love and light of my WORLD. if you would be so gracious, on your way home from work: you pick me up some flamin’ hot cheetos ?? or even some regular chee- oh fuck. this is frankie. WELL, if you’d wanna bring me some flamin’ hot cheetos, that’d be cool too. i’m not gonna pay you back, but it’d still be cool.”
loving voicemail
“olivia benson !! i’m sorry for throwing popcorn at you the other night, because now i keep finding popcorn in my sheets. speaking of the other night, thanks for coming over. i mean, i know you’re over all the time, but just... thank you. i really appreciated it. you’re really great. thanks for moving to utah, frankie - even if it does fucking suck.”
happy voicemail
“i don’t know why you’re not picking up your phone, but i finally sent that college app in. that makes me feel young and old, at the same time. i should tell my mom, so she finally gets off my back about it but do you wanna come rewatch ‘that 70s show’ instead ??”
“i love you a lot, do ya know that ?? i’m literally sitting in someone’s closet with their cat. isn’t that fucking hilarious ?? because, you know, i’m bisexual !! and i fucking love cats. they’re so god damn cute. all cats are, i love them so much - but i love you more, obviously. oh jeez, are you jealous of cats? i swear i love you more.”
“TRISTAN !! my DUDE !! mr roan just told me about your paper the other day. i know you’re in practice right now, but holy shit !! you did great !! he said your paper was dope. i mean, obviously our 75 year old american lit teacher doesn’t say ‘dope’, but i’m sure it was the equvialent of ‘dope’ 60 years ago. WHAT i’m trying to say, is your paper was great...”
evie had spent her lunch drenching herself in the sun with friends, music blasting from her phone. she had long since stopped trying to be productive in her spare time - although if you asked her, topping up on vitamin d was a beneficial use of one’s time. dozy from all the heat, evie was just making her way across the quad when she spotted buffy. making her way over to the tree, she tapped the end of her sneaker against its trunk gently. “c’mon, cheer up.” evie smiled slightly, holding out a strawberry lollipop to buffy. “it can’t be all that bad.”
buffy grinned at evie; the tall blonde was always a welcome sight to her. (it was also always evie’s parties buffy would find herself passed out in the tub at.) she reached out, taking the lollipop from her, “i suppose it’s happy, now that i have this,” she laughs, “it goes with my slushie.” she held out the bag of sun chips to her, “trade?”
tristan was never fully satisfied, he was always seen with a snack in hand, whether he was in a classroom or walking towards one. it wasn’t a surprise that before getting his own lunch at the cafeteria, he dipped his finger into the frosting of a cupcake ( that was clearly not his ). ❛ mh, vanilla. ❜ he hummed with a satisfied smile. ❛ do you REALLY want the cupcake ? ❜
buffy pulled the cupcake away, “ex-cuse me.” she looks up at tristan, “you are not going near my cupcake, you entitled brat!” she pouts, glancing down at the cupcake her brother had made, “don’t you have hockey practice right now, or something? don’t you have to go beat some poor freshman with a hockey stick?”
at the mention of his name, lucian turns around quickly, realizing it’s just a couple of freshmen talking about this being his last season in high school. “and hopefully for good.” he whispers to himself, turning back around and starting the trek to english class, instantly slamming into someone else. “oh, shit. i’m –” he’s cut off by a teacher yelling at him for his profanity. “are you okay?” he questions, brown hues scanning the other up and down for possible injury.
the feeling of slamming into someone and her books & comics falling to the floor shocked buffy out of her sleepy trance. she jumped, looking up at lucian before she processed his question, “y-yeah, i’m fine, thanks.” she frowns, “i should’ve looked where i was going - sorry.”
WITH THE BALL BALANCING ON the tip of his finger, his attention is focused on the front doors of east high. it was late. probably midday. & the quad was empty. after all, everyone was already in class. entering the silent building, he bounces the ball lightly to break the silence before stumbling into a familiar face. ❝ shouldn’t you be in class ? ❞
IF BUFFY WAS BEING honest, she was hiding from her history quiz; she hadn’t studied her share of roman emperors long enough and hardly knew marcus aurelius from tiberius. which was the precise reason she was situated in front of her locker, watching gossip girl on her laptop before her eyes glanced up at sebastian, ripping her headphones out and raising an eyebrow at his question, “are you going to run and tell miss clio i’m skipping her history quiz?” she retorts, resting her chin on her hand.
buffy walked down the path in the quad, an earphone in one ear and a slushie in her hand. it was directly after lunch, and the beginning of buffy’s free period (lucky, lucky her.), which meant her other hand preoccupied her phone, a graphic novel and a bag of sun chips. buffy was trying to make her way to the abandoned history portable at the edge of campus, but she kept dodging late and nervous freshmen ever 5 steps she took, “little fucking shits.” she huffed, finally giving up and sitting under a tree in the middle of the quad.
hey there demons, it’s me blossom. i’m eighteen and i just got home from work and now im going to mcfucking bingewatch the rest of young justice. i’m in the eastern timezone and im a literal drop out so i’m home like 90% of the time because i have 1 friend (my mom). i’m gonan become ur favourite canadian friend. i’ll send u timmies and shawn mendes. (cw for death!!)
here comes BUFFY SOUSA ! after four years, people still tell them they look like BARBIE FERREIRA although they are rumored to be more PUNCTUAL but more FUSSY. they already turned EIGHTEEN this year and boy, are they getting old. don’t forget to address them as SHE / HER ‘cause they’re a CIS-FEMALE. anyways, i heard they’re planning to HIT 10K SUBS ON HER GAMING CHANNEL before leaving east high.
disclaimer: i know jack fucking shit about video games, besides what i’ve watched on achievement hunter. i only know comics and ya books.
buffy is the most ANNOYING little shit. she thinks shes the mother fucking bomb dot com because she has 8k subscribers on her shitty gaming channel, and like.... 4 people regularly watch her stream on twitch.
she has a genuine interest in video games though lol like she wants to go into video game designing and can tell u really weird random facts about the most obscure indie games ,,,
besides being miss annoying salt lake city 2k18, she’s actually pretty nice i guess?? in like,,,, a memey way?? she’ll delete gross pictures and videos of u off her instagram or snap stories, and she’ll share the chinese food she’s eating in the middle of spanish if you asked.
speaking of fucking MEMES she loves kermit and john mulaney
buffy is from an upper middle class family, and she has a lil bro in grade 9. her mom works for the school board, and her dads a vp of a company. they’re a pretty close knit family, and buffy is close with her brother.
she was also close with her older cousin, who died in a bad car crash this past summer. buffy is still grieving, and it was really hard for her to kind of get out of her space, if that makes sense?? she’s a lot better now, but its still hard for her.
her and her brother also think her dad is cheating on her mom.
buffy still hasnt decided on what university she wants to go to. she knows WHAT she wants to do, but she doesnt think shes good enough.
she has a part time job at an ice cream parlour. she likes seeing all the little kids who come through and get weird flavour combos.
shes also the girl who passes out in bathtubs at parties.
heres some wanted connections, but any other connections are obviously wanted !!
dailybridgerton
stormborns
jacobvanloon
andulkaphoto
annaxmalina
