diomandetmâ:
        đđ'đ  đ  đđđđđđ  đđđđđđđđ  đđđđ  đđđ  đ đđđđ'đ  đđđđđđđđ . after all , what does that say about him ? yet , it comes as no surprise ; romeo knows he has quite the reputation and the wrap sheet to match , an endless list of loveless nights spent with names forgotten .  â oui  â yes !  come on , mon amie , the only law major iâve been with âŠÂ at least , i think he is , â even he has a hard time recalling ; he couldnât be sure .  â you say that , until your wild girl antics get you in trouble , and you need to make sure you donât end up in one of those pretty , orange jumpsuits , â looks her up and down and continues ,  â  itâs really not your colour . â finishing off the glass of red , in one swift motion , he picks up whatâs left of the bottle and pours out the remains  â not without offering her a refill .  â you think i should have fucked the father as well ? believe me , i tried . i suppose some people are less susceptible to my charms . who would have known ? â lips press against the rim of the glass , and he almost chokes at her apparent disgust , taking mock offence .  â what ? so , you donât like being associated with me in a romantic sense ? trust me , you could do worse . âÂ
â what on earth do you mean , â not my colour? â â a look of petulance darts across her face like a bolt of particularly ferocious lightning . sheâs always taken any slight , real or imagined , as a full-blown , personal attack . from her dear romeo , however , the sting is somewhat less potent . he can say the things that no one else can and not have his head torn off as a result . â the father , yes . but i just donât think the breakdown of his parentsâ marriage is equal to ruining a perfectly lovely dior sweater . â evidently , they both take their sartorial choices very seriously . â most marriages end in divorce these days . â she says it with a nonchalant roll of her shoulders , as though the collapse of a decades long relationship was about as regretful as knocking over a glass of champagne . bĂ©atrice has so little concept of what a committed , steady , NORMAL relationship really means that it all seems rather ridiculous to her . â besides , itâs just not very imaginative . sleeping with the mother , i mean . â a teasing tut slips past her glossy doll lips . â i reckon you can do better next time , ro ro . â she adds contemplatively , eyebrows darting upward as if to say â you know iâm right. â " i object to being called a girlfriend . it's really nothing to do with you , mon petit chou . " bĂ©atrice waves long , slender fingers dismissively , as though the statement isn't irritatingly vague .








