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this rave sucks they don't even have platypus controlling me

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Two of my fav phineas and ferb posts

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obsessed with povenmire's twt header

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Ran a suspiciously familiar set of colors tonight 👀

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2/22

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The Phineas and Ferb hype is hitting!!!

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It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was

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phineas and ferb episode that is rated pg13 so they are allowed one f-bomb. candace keeps trying to find the perfect situation to use it but every time she tries she gets interrupted or drowned out by a comically loud horn. meanwhile doofenshmirtz has made the censor-inator because now that they're pg13 he's convinced that vanessa doesnt know any swear words (she knows all of them) and that she'll explode if she hears someone say "shit" so he wants to make the entire tri-state area child-friendly. he flies it over danville in his official blimp and a one-off joke is that his laser hits a rated r movie that's a clear parody of the human centipede or someshit and it turns into a barney-the-dinosaur-ass psa. at the last second perry destroys the inator and knocks it out of the blimp and it fires off one more laser that censors out phineas and ferb's invention before mom can get home. candace tries to finally drop her one-allowed cuss but her voice has given out. perry comes back and makes a little platypus noise (all of those have been swear words the whole time but because nobody speaks platypus nobody notices) and then part of doof's machine crashes into the house (candace is in charge) and ferb says "what the fuck"

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‪The old Phineas can’t come to the phone right now.

…Why? …Oh!…

‘Cause he can’t hear you over Candace’s intimate get-together‬

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Phineas and Ferb could have been using their incredibly advanced understanding of science and mathematics to better the world - like building more eco-friendly buildings, figuring out how to clone endangered species humanely and healthily, creating a machine that killed cancer or any other number of lethal diseases - but no. Instead they built fucking rollercoasters in their backyard.

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Well, like that one song said, they “would have solved cold fusion but did fashion instead”. :P

Also, they’re kids, they have their whole lives ahead of them to better the world. Let them have their fun while they’re young.

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No, screw that. THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS COULD HAVE AT LEAST BUILT AN AWESOME AMUSEMENT PARK IN THEIR TOWN, BUT NO. THEY HOARDED THEIR INVENTIONS FOR THEM AND THEIR FRIENDS. JESUS CHRIST.

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Did you not see the rollercoaster(s) they built? Or the minigolf park? Or Cheesetopia?

…Or the way it all gets cleaned up before Linda sees any of it?

It’s not that they didn’t make anything for Danville as a whole, it’s just that none of it ever stuck around beyond the one day, for reasons beyond their control.

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Phineas and Ferb don’t ever make a lasting impression on Danville because they literally can’t. Danville is such a wonky place. Nobody remembers the weirdness, and nobody cares. No one ever talks about the day the Earth was moved away from the sun and winter came early, no one ever talks about the time when the whole city were turned into zombie pharmacists, heck, we don’t even know that anyone besides the boys, their friends, and Heinz had their memories wiped after the fiasco with the second dimension. The citizens of Danville accept that this is just something that happened, and they move on without caring one bit. Their lives are affected by both Heinz’s -inators and the boy’s inventions so often that they cease to care about the weird shit that goes on.

“You’ll be surprised at what falls out of the sky in Danville.”

So yes, just blame the Mysterious Force.

Also, many of their inventions are for a large group of people. @revenblue mentioned the Rollercoaster, Cheesetopia, and the Mini-golf course.

And then we have the Backyard Beach, the mountain of snow, the circus, the medieval fair, their cartoon, their aglet awareness program, the aquarium show, the restaurant, the car wash, Danville’s extreme water park… That’s hardly the first two seasons.

Don’t even get me started on what they do for their family. They help their grandfather jump a gorge on his motorbike, reunite an 80s’ band for their parent’s anniversary, give their mother a great birthday, help plan their aunt’s wedding, help their father look cool to impress their mother, give him a magic carpet ride, and take him on a plane ride with his father for Father’s day. And they help Candace so much! They make her the star of a movie, carve her face into Mount Rushmore, help her learn to parallel park, assist her in trying to retrieve a disk that will get them in trouble, build a structure and watch it all day so she can figure out where it disappears to, build a massive fort to impress the neighbors, get her on a TV quiz show, give her and Stacy a spa day, spend an entire day trying to cheer her up when she’s feeling down, help her earn 50 Fireside Girl patches in a day so she can go to a concert, track down a doll that was accidentally sold, cheer her on at the father-daughter picnic, take her to Paris… again, this is only the first two seasons.

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#Preach