Swear on the River

i don't mind being lonely so leave me alone now you're acting all holy me i'm just full of holes

[ofsunsandfallon]

charley doesn't know how to deal with fallon so she just drops off pies and cakes at fallon's door and hopes for love #lovemefallonpls

omg, Fallon would be all: "she thinks she can win me over with cakes and pies?!?!?!?!?!?!" and scowl down at the desserts before looking around to make sure no one was watching and taking them inside to share with her brothers. haha. Probably secretly loves Charley's presents, ngl. it's actually one of the more effective ways to deal with Fallon. All dark goddesses demand tribute. ;D

[vikander]

[ofsunsandbeatrix]

♡ trent, arisa, fallon ♡

can these four pls form the non-smiling breakfast club where they just throw mad shade and make morbid jokes over scones and tea (◡‿◡✿)

[ofsunsandfallon]

Fallon is so here for #teamsourpatchkids. how lovely to have an open and accepting forum to talk about how everyone in the general populace is shitty excepting present company. ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

[ofsunsandfallon]

Faye Sommer

oh man. poor faye. i feel like any attempts she makes at making friends with Fallon will end up with Fallon being all: "....no.... shhhh. stop. stop now. plz." bc Fallon cannot handle so much joy and happiness and smiles at once. it ruins her ~angry vibes man. tho she'll appreciate Faye's inability to lie. she likes honesty in a person. she's probz on Fallon's random present list, tbqh. <3

[ofsunsandfallon]

Kelan Garrett

Fallon will pretend to be nice to Kelan for free drinks. And then promptly go sit in the darkest corner in the bar and glower at everyone, including Kelan himself. xD This is the way Fallon functions as a human being.

[ofsunsandfallon]

Kingsley Beckett

in the weirdest way, Fallon is super pro-Kingsley? Like she's her usual sullen self around him, yeah, but she is also like: 'you're an idiot, but an idiot i can get behind because it could prove useful in the future.' aka: v. much in the vein of Titan-War Styx who showed up first w/ her kids like: "YO. I'LL HELP YOU ZEUS," Fallon has eyes and knows that Kingsley's one whose good side it's best to stay on.

Tho i could also see her hand hovering over her shit list, wondering whether to put him on there or not for ALL THE COMMITMENT ISSUES. "IT'S AN OATH YOU DUMBASS. WHY ARE YOU HAVING ALL THESE LIKE RLLY SHORT FLINGS I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY RN." ~actual Fallon thought process

[ofsunsandharlow]

Harlow Garrett

Hmmmm, I feel like this wouldn’t end well????? HAHAHAH

[ofsunsandfallon]

Oh man, like the least well. Haha. I feel like Harlow would totally attempt to make Fallon feel "better" bc she "always looks so angry!!!" and it would just implode. xD Like ngl, Fallon would probably appreciate the attempt, but literally would be like: "....unless you can fundamentally change humanity, i'd suggest you stop this quest, ngl." She probably will fake smile for Harlow tho. the girl is rather good at keeping her word, Fallon's noticed, so she'll be a bit more forgiving. <3

[ofsunsandfallon]

Beatrix Ashley

while around Beatrix on the outside Fallon may be all: ".....yo." but inside i feel like she's constantly: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ i love u, let's be best friends, we are the same, come to me my ice cold brethren!

b/c all fallon ever wants is to surround herself with people who are down with chilling in corners while drinking straight alcohol and crushing souls of assholes.

[ofsunsandfallon]

Dex Abrams

fallon will have no idea what to do with Dex. bc she hates everyone on principle so that they'll leave her the fuck alone, but she'd have mad respect for his loyalty streak, but also if he ever picked her pocket and she figured it out, Fallon would turn right around, fix him with her most intense glare (yeah, the one darker than the deep ocean, that one) and hold out her hand like: ".....give it back. yes u. give it." (◣_◢)

[ofsunsandfallon]

Anais Easton

i bet fallon comes and buys stuff from Anais' stand at the farmer's market all the time. supporting all her super unfriendly ppl like: 'u do u my friend. i understand ur struggle.' also anais had a fling with fallon's brother so she probably is still like 'i promised to be cool to u when Ace brought you home, so obvi i'm not going back on that.' 

[ofsunsandfallon]

Arisa Leyton

~mad mad respect all around~ oh man u know these two will fuck up so much shit together. pretty sure Arisa's the first person Fallon calls if she hears about someone srsly fucking up a promise so they can shut that person down. Probably has like shitty code names for prank/evil-doing plans too like: "Operation Jelly Bear is a go. I repeat, Operation Jelly Bear is. a. go. Meet me at 1200 at the rendezvous point." ;D

[ofsunsandfallon]

Brett Ashley

Fallon gives two thumbs up for Brett's lifestyle of zero fucks given and bitchface game. and tbqh, two thumbs up is about the highest praise most people usually get from Fallon.

[ofsunsandfallon]

Damaris Ashley

damaris is a qt, but oh man will Fallon be the last fan of her. and not just bc she hates pretty much everyone, but mostly because Damaris and Theo are friends?!?! with benefits?!?!?!!?! [ muffled 'the boy is mine' playing in the distance ] 'cause lil bb Fallon here still kinda holds a quiet torch for the idiot even nine years later, so i can see that 9 times out of 10 she sits in back of the coffee shop where Damaris sings like (╹◡╹)凸 the rest of the time she's just staring her down with a 'the fck u lookin at?' vibe.

[ofsunsandfallon]

Knox Byrant

knox is ridiculous, and i love it, but Fallon will be constantly like: dear lord give me the patience i do not have. which probably results in Fallon basically never veering away from her total bitchface Evil Glare #678 (the one with the maxed out value of omg go away before i punch u) around him. plus i have a feeling that some promises mean more to Knox than others? which Fallon would be all: ...excuse?!?! about. b/c promises are law, douchecanoes.

[manticoreimaginary]

favourite faces for favourite mythic ladies: Styx with Mariacarla Boscono

"This I swear by the source of the inexorable river, Styx—the one dreadful and binding oath for us heaven-dwellers."

Love is a concept Styx has no use for, nor is it one she could feel even if she did. There is not a soul on all of this enduring earth that Styx even likes, but there are those that have earned her loyalty: love is built on self-deception, loyalty upon the highest truths.

She wedded herself to War, a match built on power, and from her own sweating, bleeding body she brought forth Rivalry, Force, Strength, and Victory. From birth she formed them into weapons using her own hands, her own voice, her own sleepless nights and long summer days. Four became Styx’s winged enforcers, her most loyal soldiers. Each spilled drop of blood and each strained tear formed a river, long and deep enough to twist seven times around the underworld they lived in. And when Styx presented these four soldier children to Zeus as show of her loyalty, it was upon this newborn river that he chose to make his vows.

[ofsunsandfallon]

Scarlett Davidson

o man the sarcasm and evil bitch face competitions that could blossom btwn Scarlett and Fallon. so beautiful, i'm sure. ~fallon feels mad respect.

[ofsunsandfallon]

Dorian Tate

can see Dorian as literally the most exhausting person ever for Fallon. Too sunny and happy. smiles way too much for Fallon's liking.

tho he's probably one of the people who most often gets little promise-keeper presents from her too.

*random box of chocolates* ~luv ur secret admirer Fallon