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#i don't wanna admit how long it took me to find these gifs #i have way too many resources lmao #* .: ‘ ･｡ ╾ seo says hello !

oh, i’m not dead anymore, i suppose ! a true christmas miracle !

#gotta do some soul searching and then i'll be on the dash ? maybe ? i d-don't know ?#* .: ‘ ･｡ ╾ seo says hello !

favorite thing in the world

‘ honestly ? sex. ’

#* .: ‘ ･｡ ╾ pippa spills the tea !#Anonymous

what’s up with u and valentine

‘ uh... we dated for a while and now we’re not together anymore. but i’d be lying if i said i didn’t have feelings for him. ’ @vclcntines

#* .: ‘ ･｡ ╾ pippa spills the tea !#Anonymous

who've u got ur eye on?

‘ i’m just trying to achieve my goals, baby, but valentine’s nice to look at. ’

#* .: ‘ ･｡ ╾ pippa spills the tea !#Anonymous

iMSG 📩 to gabriel 🙃

GABE: honestly it would bring a sense of normalcy to this whole thing

GABE: so i'm all for it

PIPPA: sure, i can happily oblige :)

#gcbrielst.#* .: ‘ ･｡ ╾ texting !

vclcntines‌:

valentine couldn’t tell what the feeling in his chest was; not really. the same love he felt not long ago, the permanent anxiety that stayed in his being, excitement, perhaps a mix of all three. “you always have been quite the independent type, haven’t you?” he said with an admiring smile, “that’s good though, independence is a good quality to have.” val wished it was one that he possessed as well. a grin grew on his face at her’s, “hey, you can’t expect me to be one of those people that only played it the first month. not when they keep releasing new features.” he shook his head when he realized he’d been rambling. deciding not to bring up her reddening cheeks, valentine hoped his weren’t doing the same. “hey, maybe. it’s worth a shot, right?” he shrugged good-naturedly before nodding at her answer, “no way, really? i’ll have to check it out. th-that’s your clothing line, right?— i’m good, um, been pretty busy…. or about to be pretty busy. i’m starting press stuff for my third movie tomorrow.”

there’s a tingling in the tips of her fingers as she stands before him; having her hands on him only moments prior sent chills down her spine. it was the best kind of chills -- the kind of chills she’s only ever experienced with him. ‘ you know me, ’ she smiles softly. ‘ no one gets it done better than yourself, right ? ’ she becomes slightly overwhelmed when he smiles at her. ‘ i won’t lie. it’s fun to be a little dependent sometimes too, ’ and she shoots off a playful wink as she does so, even though her face as probably turned the shade of a TOMATO by now. could she blame it on the nippy weather ? probably not. ‘ i think i had it for all of a week when people lost their minds trying to get pikachu in central park. ’ the memory of the wild pack of people running through new york fills her head, and she can’t help the laugh that falls from her lips. ‘ always. hopefully neither of us will trip over that anymore after my nicely worded complaint. ’ talking to him even about a divot in the sidewalk made a swarm of butterflies fill in the pit of her stomach. ‘ i’m just as surprised as you are. and yeah, it is. it’s still completely SURREAL. -- wait, your third movie ? you’re kidding... congratulations, val. ’

#vclcntines.#* .: ‘ ･｡ ╾ colloquy !

📩 iMESSAGE to rory 💗

AURORA: exactly. i feel like i'm stuck in a marshmallow! and yes that sounds cute but it's really not. we're petite girls

AURORA: i need a few more. i think i left my limited edition in st moritz the last time we went skiing :( either that or my ex assistant put her sticky hands on it. i'm so overdue for a shopping trip. i'll take the coat and nothing underneath it

AURORA: you've got to venture out! you don't know until you try. like when everyone was afraid to go braless in a sheer shirt? sometimes you've just got to go nuts.

AURORA: THE SATIN ONE? oh i'm living rn. perhaps a three-piece suit in the same color? cappuccino colored?

PIPPA: i don't know how people wear them and feel content in them. it actually makes me want to cry

PIPPA: oh no :/ speaking of skiing i've been wanting to go but my dad wants christmas at home this year since my mom had rose so it's a holiday in the hamptons. not even your best lingerie?

PIPPA: i like wearing all black tho :/ it let's ppl know not to fuck with me lol. listen i love going braless in a sheer shirt that's the best way to say fuck you to say fuck you to the patriarchy

PIPPA: yeah they sent it to me when i went to their show in the spring w my dad. i own a lot of suits, but not a cappuccino colored one. i'm making an order rn

#aurcrahq.#* .: ‘ ･｡ ╾ texting !

nahlas‌:

❛ oh my god, right ? i honestly can only eat properly a night after the last show, to make up for the all the lost calories. ❜ she sighed, not that she really cared that much, it wasn’t only a life she was already used to but one that she loved, in this time of her life she felt the best she could do was to throw herself into her work. ❛ and i can’t believe your family was able to keep that under wraps as much as you all did, i’m almost offended i didn’t know a thing until i saw the post. ❜ nahla playfully argued, giving the waiter her order, which she already knew by heart, ❛ which is only healthy because i swear if he kept worrying about it now that the baby is here, he’d probably lose his mind. ❜ she thought out loud, not like she knew much about babies in the house since she was the youngest. a soft laugh escaped her, shaking her head in amusement. ❛ a cheating scandal ? ❜ nahla questioned, both her brows raising at pippa’s words before she shrugged. ❛ didn’t blake also cheat on mila with mariana ? i mean… with friends like her why bother having enemies ?? ❜

‘ the night you’re officially free from the dancer diet we’re going to have a mukbang. i’m going to order all the takeout i can think to get. ’ pippa didn’t have a RIGOROUS career or anything of the sort where she had to watch what she ate, but she did deal with only being able to finish half of her food whenever she had the time to sit and enjoy it. maybe that’s why she has no issue ordering chinese at near midnight when she knows no one is going to bother her. ‘ i basically swore under oath to my mom i wouldn’t tell a single soul. trust me, my dad and i wanted to scream it from the rooftops. ’ the blonde crinkles her nose as she speaks, and gives the waiter her order after nahla before handing him her menu. ‘ i think so too. daddy already has a million and seven titles alongside being a husband and father. besides, i spend responsibly when i want to. ’ it’s been a while since a baby was in the house ( following the birth of isabella ), so even though philippine’s not LOSING sleep, her phone does get bombarded with texts from isabella complaining about rose’s crying. she gives two short nods, but her jaw soon drops in disbelief. ‘ he did what now ? ’ pippa has to put her glass down for she tosses wine around the restaurant. ‘ holy shit -- i know we’re a small ass group of kids, but that’s just beyond fucked up. ’

#nahlas.#* .: ‘ ･｡ ╾ colloquy !

stcnz‌:

“i hope that’s me whenever i have kids. if i can’t hide it for 9 months under my giant hoodie collection, i’m going to be so sad and just hide out in bora bora the whole time.” the blonde said, only half joking. she had a very strong opinion about the media and paparazzi -funnily enough considering her job put her in the spotlight. a smile of appreciation for the girl beside her spread over her lips and she reached out to squeeze her hand. “i love you, thank you for that. i think my dad and i are going to spend it in la with my grandparents, though. which is totally okay with me, i love new york with all of my heart and soul, but any escape to warmer weather will have me fleeing the city.” she laughed. hadley and her dad hadn’t spent a christmas in new york since her mom’s accident, which was probably for the best considering hadley would probably make bad decisions if she did. “but tell them both i said hello, please.” she smiled, rolling her own eyes at her response to the paps hounding hadley. “i get that getting pictures is their job and that’s fine, but i am so ready to throw one of their cameras to the ground right now. i just don’t get why they have to still keep bringing up my mom. it’s been four years.” it was good that pippa had changed the subject to her grammy nominations. the blonde didn’t know how much more of her mom she could talk about without completely breaking down, which she so desperately wanted to avoid. “all i’ve ever wanted was for someone to be kris jenner to me. my dad comes close, but that’s more jackson stan than kris jenner.” she laughed. “that is amazing, though! congrats, by the way. i’m so proud of you and the collection is insane. it’s so good. seriously, at least you’re in the news for your accomplishments and not some scandal.”

‘ oh, baby. you can do anything you set your mind to, including CONCEALING pregnancy under giant hoodies. but hey, bora bora is always a great option. ’ she teases, a smile tugging at the corners of her lips. while the paparazzi never really crossed a line when it came to philippine wanting to keep quiet about certain things, her dad was the one who had a personal HATRED for the glorified stalkers. she curls her legs underneath herself as she listens to her best friend. ‘ i love you too, and you know, our house is your house. we’ll have to do our gift exchange BEFORE you leave, though. make sure you get tan enough for the both of us. i still can’t believe my parents decided to make the beach house their permanent home -- i can’t tan in thirty degree weather. ’ the blonde attempts to lighten the mood as she speaks, a soft grin on her lips. she understood the desire to get out of the city for hadley, it probably brought on too many memories, and she’d encourage her friend -- her sister, basically -- to do what was better for her. ‘ of course. they’ll be happy to hear from you. ’ philippine’s face scrunches slightly as she listens. ‘ you know those assholes. they attempt to get a rise out of you so they can use it their advantage. the day you throw one of their cameras on the ground the next headline will be ‘hadley stanziel loses temper!’ and it’ll launch a twitter discourse. it’s a DISGUSTING reality, actually. ’ the blonde grins, a laugh spilling. ‘ i’ll make sure to find an old velour juicy couture suit and i’ll stand in my seat trying to get the footage. ’ she adjusts her seating and sets her chin on the top of her left knee as she listens to hadley, her fingers pushing her hair behind her ear. ‘ i’ve been dreaming of the day it’d be sold in an actual store and no longer an online exclusive, and now that it’s happening, it almost doesn’t seem real. i could have cried at the launch event, but my foundation was giorgio armani. ’

#stcnz.#* .: ‘ ･｡ ╾ colloquy !