[ofunderworldisms]

I give up.

I fucking give up.

I found another womans underwear in the dryer today.

It's my boyfriend's ex wifes...

I'm so broken. I just, I give up..

[ofunderworldisms]

Somebody PLEASE suggest a cheap laptop under 250 ( MAYBE ) 300 on Amazon that ISNT a chromebook and where I will be able to download my Photoshop cs6 portable again.

Is that asking too much?? All I need is Photoshop cs6 portable to be able to download. 😣😣😣

[ofunderworldisms]

HEADS UP.

The messenger on here isn't wanting to work. I'm not ignoring anybody I just can't read asks or messages.

[rcseichor]

@ofunderworldisms responded to: ❝ I DO BELIEVE IN YOU. ❞

“Nobody has ever believed in me before…”

Was that a tinge of sadness in the girl’s voice? It was the truth, however. She never really felt like anybody believed in her before.

her fingers reach out to her daughter, a hesitant gesture.  she is not a mother, proper, she has not earned the right to comfort her.  she may need to talk to hera about this.  “i know that i probably didn’t help with that.  if you want to talk about it, i’m here.  if you don’t…  i’m not necessarily great at helping, but since you’re stuck here with me for a bit, we could just eat ice cream and watch something?”  she is very unequipped to handle this.

[ofunderworldisms]

"What is ice cream?"

It may have seemed like a dumb question to anybody normal but Hyacinth hadnt been allowed such luxuries. Tilting her head to the side she looked towards her mother once again.

"I would like that. To get to know you over...ice cream."

[rcseichor]

@ofunderworldisms​​ responded to: ❝YOU NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE AGAIN,I PROMISE❞

A snark smile crossed Hyacinth’s lips. Was Persephone REALLY saying she disnt have to be alone anymore? Crossing her arms over her chest, the teen looked towards the woman with her eyebrow raised.

“And just who is going to make sure i am not alone anymore? You see. With the genes i kind of got screwed. There is no sunshine and spring flowers in my life. I feel like i never even see you.”

Were her words a little harsh? Sure. But hyacinth never felt like she belonged anywhere. Hades - her father - had been the only one she ever really felt she knew.

persephone oft finds herself mourning her disregard for her daughter.  she was a fertility goddess, certainly, but she was also an immortal maiden, so she had never considered what having a child would be like.  and yet she has one.  hyacinth: a daughter who she never really had a relationship with…  she’s hoping to remedy that.

“i am sorry, hyacinth.  but i am here now, and i wish to… at least, attempt to fix things between us.  you deserve a mother, to understand the half of you that is me…  i never truly knew my father, and i held so much value in my relationship with my mother…  i apologize that i couldn’t give you the same.”  she hesitates, slightly.  “do you… care, for flowers?”

[ofunderworldisms]

Hyacinth looked up at her mother. Was she really trying to make amends for not being around? Running a hand back through her blue hair, hyacinth took a seat on a throne fit only for the underworld.

"...yes. I like flowers but they do not grow or thrive down here. I've studied all of the poisonous and toxic plants of the world but also like the nicer ones, too."

She bit her lip and sighed. Hyacinth had never traveled outside of the underworld. She was born there and her father never saw any reason for her to leave.

"I've always been told the other gods didnt care about me. They placed dad down here while everybody else got to live in Olympus or wherever it is. So I've never left here."

[oceanvoidd]

🔮🕯🌠🌜🍀🌛🌠🕯🔮

friday the 13th is actually a lucky day, so here’s a little spell to bring you extra luck and spledor!

like to charge, reblog to cast 💞

[ofunderworldisms]

“Could you love me?”

LOVE. something that the daughter of hades had never really grasped mentally. She didn't understand how two living beings could suddenly become mushy towards one another.

"Uhh...LOVE is a complicated subject. Why do you ask?"

[ofunderworldisms]

❝ I do believe in you. ❞

"Nobody has ever believed in me before..."

Was that a tinge of sadness in the girl's voice? It was the truth, however. She never really felt like anybody believed in her before.

[ofunderworldisms]

❝ I’ve brought you a gift. ❞

"A gift? Well, do tell. Hopefully if it is a plant it will be a deadly one."

She smirked, looking towards Persephone, impatiently awaiting her gift.

[ofunderworldisms]

“ you never have to be alone again, i promise. ”

A snark smile crossed Hyacinth's lips. Was Persephone REALLY saying she disnt have to be alone anymore? Crossing her arms over her chest, the teen looked towards the woman with her eyebrow raised.

"And just who is going to make sure i am not alone anymore? You see. With the genes i kind of got screwed. There is no sunshine and spring flowers in my life. I feel like i never even see you."

Were her words a little harsh? Sure. But hyacinth never felt like she belonged anywhere. Hades - her father - had been the only one she ever really felt she knew.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[apathetic-revenant]

demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?

roomba: [is a roomba]

demon:

roomba:

demon:

roomba:

demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit

[poppetawoppet]

roomba: *slowly spells on floor* K N I F E

demon: ahhhhh I see. You have heard the legend of Stabby.

roomba: *vibrates excitedly*

[drst]

This post is a dissertation waiting to happen.

[gothicmusings]

[outlawiism-archived2]

❛         𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅     𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐒     𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈.     𝖡𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗑𝗒,     𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝖾'𝗏𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗉𝖾𝖽 𝖼𝗋𝖺𝗐𝗅 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗎𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗋𝖺𝗉 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎…     𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙶𝚄𝙰𝚁𝙳𝙸𝙰𝙽𝚂 𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙶𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙶𝚄𝚈𝚂.     𝖭𝖮𝖳 𝖳𝖮 𝖡𝖱𝖠𝖦,     𝖡𝖴𝖳 𝖶𝖤 𝖠𝖢𝖳𝖴𝖠𝖫𝖫𝖸 𝖦𝖮 𝖮𝖴𝖳 𝖮𝖥 𝖮𝖴𝖱 𝖶𝖠𝖸 𝖳𝖮 𝖧𝖤𝖫𝖯 𝖯𝖤𝖮𝖯𝖫𝖤.     𝙒𝙀 𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙋 𝙋𝙀𝙊𝙋𝙇𝙀 𝙒𝙃𝙊 𝘾𝘼𝙉'𝙏 𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙋 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙑𝙀𝙎.          ❜    /   canon divergent.   legendized by lucy.  ©

[ofunderworldisms]

Sorry for my absence. I've been sick and am still feeling under the weather

[ofunderworldisms]

[ofunderworldisms]

HIT THAT 💙 TO PLOT.

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[riyerose]

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

[autumn-new-moon]

This has worked before, so why not again?

[nimarkiva]

Seeing as it’s my mom and brother who might need it this week….reblogging this.