“I thought you were bae. Turns out, you were just fam.”
“Ahhhhh! Stop! I coulda dropped my crossaint!”
“Happy Christhums. It’s Chrismah. Merry Crisis. Merry Chrysler.”
“This bitch empty. YEET!”
“Get to del taco, they got a new thing called freesha… freeshavacado!”
“You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out.”
“Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.”
“It is Wednesday, my dudes. AhhhhhhhHHHHH!”
“Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe!”
“Has anyone ever told you you look like Beyonce?”
“[Name], did you eat my tater tots?”
“Next time you fuckin put a hand on me imma fucking rip your face off bitch.”
“I love you, bitch. I ain’t ever gonna stop lovin you, bitch.”
“I just got one question. What are those?!”
“I don’t have enough money to buy chicken nuggets.”
“Aw, fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.”
“Look at all those chickens.”
“Hi, welcome to Chili’s.”
“Two bros, chillin in the hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re not gay.”
“Whaddup, I’m [Name], I’m [Age], and I never fuckin learned how to read.”
“I can’t sit anywhere. I have hemorrhoids.”
“Damn [Name], back at it again with the white vans.”
“I don’t get no fuckin sleep cause of y’all, y’all not gon get sleep cause of me.”
“Try me bitch.”
“Pepsi bottle. Coca cola glass. I don’t give a damn.”
“I wanna be a cowboy.”
“Stop saying I look like Chicken Little, he’s dumb, and he’s a coward, and I am not a coward!”
“Hey, I’m lesbian.”
“I thought you were American.”
“I won’t hesitate, bitch!”
“Lipstick in my Valentino white bag?!”
“When there’s too much drama at school all you gotta do is walk a waaAAAaaaAAaay.”
“Hoe don’t do it. Oh my god.”
“I’m in me mum’s car, broom broom.”
“A potato flew around my room before you came.”
“When will you learn that your actions have consequences?!”
“Well, when life gives you lemons.”
“Give me my hat back [Name], do you want to go see uncle kracker or no?”
“I’m [Age] so shut the fuck up.”
“You better stop! Stop bitch! Stop! Ahhh!”
“Is that a weed? I’m calling the police!”
“Daddy? Do I look like-?!”
“It’s fricken bats, I love Halloween.”
“Excuse my potty mouth, shut the fuck up!”
“I’m washing me and my clothes.”
“So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies-”
“Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?”
“So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift, on my birthday, to my birthday party, on my birthday, with a birthday gift?”
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