ADDRESS ME AS YOUR MAJESTY.

HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS

[notkaitoukid-blog]

friendly reminder that murder is illegal and/or frowned upon in society!   (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

[ofxheaven-blog]

are you a marine

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all executions should be done with a lead bullet and cock knockers like you should be culled

[ofxheaven-blog]

HONESTLY JUST STOP BEING A COWARD AND FOLLOW THE FUCK THROUGH AND YOULL GAIN MY RESPECT

[ofxheaven-blog]

all executions should be done with a lead bullet and cock knockers like you should be culled

[ofxheaven-blog]

Oh no, I'm 'not deadly afraid' of you, I just think you are too much of an imbecile to be worth engaging.

I CANT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY MESSAGED ME WHEN THAT WAS SUCH AN OBVIOUS ATTEMPT TO GET A RISE OUT OF YOU

[ofxheaven-blog]

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE COCKKNOCKER IS AFRAID OF MR LIKE DEATHLY AFRAID

[notkaitoukid-blog]

going through people’s about mes is an experience

so far im following a horse, two (?) crocodiles and probably more than a few nutjobs

[ofxheaven-blog]

hehahaehaehkeahaehhk

@wanipiece the gauntlet has been thrown

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[grimelords]

on ‘Stuart Little’

[grimelords]

my fifty year plan of commissioning hundreds of thousands of 15 year olds to illustrate every conceivable combination of words is finally bearing some fruit

[ofxheaven-blog]

staying up // doffy & roci.

[corvidxheart-blog]

Taking a long drink of his rum, Corazon thinks a moment. “No I think I’ll stay here. I don’t think there’s a place out there for me, outside the family.”

Another twinge of brotherly intuition, a pang of worry about what his uncontrollable brother was going to get himself up to now. He had long since given up his ideals of trying to bring an end to Doffy’s destruction. Some may call him a traitor, but he sees it as his own form of damage control.

His thoughts are interrupted by a strip of ice ripping his feet out from under him, and he finds himself staring up at the night sky scrawled unceremoniously on his back.

[ofxheaven-blog]

That’s such a glaring difference between the two of them, one that makes Doffy blink from behind his shades.

“You make your own place, Rocinante. Fuck everyone else and burn them if they stop you.” but before he can continue, Corazon is suddenly on his back and Doflamingo is offering his hand out to his brother. 

“Told you it’d be funny.”

He pulls him to his feet, affording him a fond sort of look.

“Good thing you’re sticking around. We’d miss this weird drunken slapstick too much.”

Love you, he says.

[wanipiece-blog]

wanna be my date we can trip sengoku and steal his goat

Date. Are you fucking kidding me. I am in for stealing that goat, though. Sneaky bastard

[wanipiece-blog]

Absolutely not date, Doflamingo.

[ofxheaven-blog]

im going to kill you

[ofxheaven-blog]

why can neither of us drink right

[wanipiece-blog]

wanna be my date we can trip sengoku and steal his goat

Date. Are you fucking kidding me. I am in for stealing that goat, though. Sneaky bastard

[ofxheaven-blog]

yes date

[wanipiece-blog]

Don’t you have a gutter to lurk in?

[ofxheaven-blog]

all the gutters are tapped

[ofxheaven-blog]

disgusting!

[ofxheaven-blog]

send crocoman invasive asks

[ofxheaven-blog]

staying up // doffy & roci.

[corvidxheart-blog]

Corazon huffed indignantly at the comment, but found his eyes trailing to the ground as he took awkward, overly cautious steps. Making sure to walk especially close to Doffy, trusting him to act as his safety net.

“I miss the summer islands we used to dock at,” he mused, reminiscing. “It’s nice out here, but I feel like… more of a walking hazard than usual.”

He wobbled unsteadily on his feet as he took a swig of rum. Getting home later tonight was going to be an adventure in itself, it seemed.

[ofxheaven-blog]

Corazon walks like a newborn deer beside him while Doffy walks down the sidewalk, a bit bowlegged. The chill outside seems to stave off some of the chill up his spine, as does his brother, the walk, the booze. He’s going to be okay.

“Would you want to go back to the New World?” he asks. Their reason for coming to Netborne in the first place was vacation, but it turned out Doffy liked the sprawling city enough to stay there, to travel back and forth. Its a place untouched by his influence, and maybe he can change that, maybe he can shake things up ... He grins wide and dangerous around the lip of the bottle.

“You can, if you want.” Doffy tells him, licking his lips free from the taste of expensive wine, “But I think I need the whole fam here for ... just a bit.”