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Denny. // GH: advcnturetime

[thememedaddy]

[redavexat]

[og-grgb]

I'm Denny! The internet calls me Danny and I don't have the heart to correct them.

@ advcnturetime

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[coutureicons]

what did ted bundy do :0

are you dumb

[smalltonystark]

i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is

[theosbournesgifs]

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[8-bitstories-deactivated2020062]

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

phone games blocking out your clock in the UI is like how casinos don’t have any windows send tweet

[thegayfleet]

I promise. Promise what? To never screw over women.

[nyoomvevo-deactivated20170531]

at a horror movie

[thebootydiaries]

bf: are you scared?

me: in this economy who wouldn’t be

[gascheap]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This little kid in the hospital just ran into the elevator with me and his mom was like no that’s not our elevator it’s going up! And he must’ve been two at most, absolutely could not read, and even though it wasn’t marked with a different color or anything, he immediately found and pressed the emergency alarm button in the time it took his mom to catch him.

He didn’t need any info he just knew what to do.

Children are such agents of chaos and I will protect them at all costs

[slytherinnpride]

“Do not be afraid of the monsters. Make them afraid of you.”

[fosterthelyrics]

the reasons / the weakerthans

[homoidiotic]

im stressed out that ppl don’t know my intentions at all times. spoiler alert: top priority is, i love everyone. second priority is to have a sexy and fun time