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[bisexualrozanov]

#girl who is clearly healed and doing okay

[verymerrymart]

something totally normal to have memorized off the top of your head, baby girl

[sadclowncentral]

my friends held an intervention for me to "stop asking intimidately specific questions". i tried to explain that i am just a good listener but there is apparently "a line between follow-up questions during small talk and interrogation tactics that gets crossed sometimes". turns out my curious nature is "scaring the hoes"

[sadclowncentral]

when i asked for examples i was told that "do you think your tendency to show appreciation through restoration is part of a greater life philosophy or is that coincidental?" and "is your communication with allied forces satellite or radar based and is it vurnerable to cyber attacks?" are apparently "inappropriate questions to ask someone you just met at a club". but i disagree. as if you wouldn't be a little bit curious about the answer? yeah that's what i thought

[sadclowncentral]

[ID: question by anonymous: did they answer the question though ///end ID]

the navy officer i asked about cyber attacks did answer my question very thoroughly. he also answered other questions such as "when refueling on sea, which boat is the primary course holder?" and "would switching to another government branch affect your retirement benefits?" and generally provided a lot of information over the course of a fascinating hour that as a former government employee myself i am pretty sure he should not have told me. but i also think he would have told me his social security number if i asked nicely (i didn't, I was busy learning about the tactical advantages of speedboats).

the guy obsessed with boat refurbishment that i asked about his tendency towards preservation gave me a really haunted look, said "holy fuck" and then after a moment of consideration "i think i am too drunk. i'm going home" and proceeded to leave. in my defense, it was well and truly meant as genuine curiosity and not as the attempt at psychological warfare it turned out to be. he unfortunately did not answer my question.

...he was also the catalyst for the intervention i received.

[findingfeather]

OP your friends are 100% wrong and “that person at the bar who asks you the question that makes you rethink your whole life because they Actually Listened” is a long, storied and honourable place in the pantheon of strangers you will meet. Sounds like you’re doing a bang up job, well done.

[the-real-seebs]

yeah, you're fine, please keep doing that, it's important work.

[passion-of-l0vers]

lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise

[passion-of-l0vers]

huh. guys i feel a little funny

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[burins]

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

[gvalesdraws]

hello we are team bird watching and we like to risk our lives

(+ even more scribbles bc i like them very much + i think that they should quit whatever their revenge is and go for circus. circus is calling them)

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[fairycosmos]

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

[tarydarrington]

"Not now!!"

[narcoticwriter]

Yanessa Halovar: Primus, we have a very good status quo thing for the Sundered Houses, but whatever the fuck you doing's messing all of that up for us.

Otto Einfasen: You also wiped out an entire House for seemingly no real reason at all and lied to my face about it.

Lord Cormoray: And my daughter's missing.

Primus Tachonis: ... I had absolutely nothing to do with your daughter's disappearance.

[onyxbird]

Atakani Cormoray: Then explain this signet ring!

Primus Tachonis: ...I genuinely don't know how that got there.

[quiscuit]

Cyd Cyd Cyd Cyd

[rann-poisoncage]

"please, I had so much dignity."

[anutzica]

yudala's combat sequences were so good

[peiskios]

soft✨

[seren-starlight]

There is literally no circumstance where I support age verification to access a website. As I've said before I'm very much the "there's nuance here" person on almost everything but on this issue there's no nuance for me, it's awful and horrible in and of itself and it also sets an awful and horrible precedent

[traycakes]

I'm fine with "click here to confirm you're an adult" because it keeps people from finding it by accident.

I do not give a shit if the people checking the box are actually adults, and oppose any effort to confirm that they are.

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[b8ans]

[phrear2]

sad feeling to try to mutualbait when the mutual you wanted to bait already finished their tumblr shift for the day