The animal kingdom prefers MS Paint.

Sometimes when I say I'll do it, I do it. Like this. (And I'm on twitter.)

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Yup. Guys, it's time to shave.

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Trick or treat, ladies.

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You gotta admit it was a solid episode though.

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What?

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He might also do a real number on your skinny jeans. Get Hipster Cow his beer already.

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Oh hey! It's Rainbow Shark.

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Also I'm bendy.

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Actually, maybe you have swunt.

Oh. Um. Or swalls?

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Will we ever know what that monkey did with that dog?

Do we want to?

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Oh yeah. I sure know that now.

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Whale vs. Sail

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Beeooooooooooooowip!

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Yeah!

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Ok. But you seriously need to rethink the amount of time you spend watching Star Trek TNG reruns.

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It's my birthday too, yeah! (Actually it's not. But it is Katie's. And also Tia's.)

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Sweep the leg.

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Down south they call it "riding a burning alligator." It's pretty kinky.