[oh-that-explains-alot]

i need a nap

[rrrick]

[thispoetisdead]

Found this on pinterest, its now a tag game, which one are yall?

I'm definitely a Ferg. It just feels right.

@cassiwassidasassibassi @scatteredsunshine @igtotb @the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman @thesupergaycloud @thetheaterkidwriter @kassachilles @fastfouriertransformer @ohdeergirl @sophiaurora @schrodingersdumpsterfire @czache78 @ziggysbolterxx @imjayyouregay @centralperkpoet @seizetheday1 @pete-my-beloved @atsecretgardensinmymind @drpeppercreamsodaa

[isurehopethisnameisntinuse]

I like goopert :)

@dr4gon-the-creature @haloark @whispers-know

[oh-that-explains-alot]

i’m a blah for sure

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[gremlinz-yapz]

"sex should be less stigmatized and talked about more" and "you should always make sure people who dont want to consume sexual media that you present dont have to see it" are two statements that can and should coexist. by the way.

[oh-that-explains-alot]

you can talk all you want about things getting harder as you get older, but i’m taking to english classes and the one that’s supposed to go second requires one book of your choice out of five, then fill out some questions on it, and the one that’s supposed to go first requires two books of their choice and ten reading logs. each.

clearly they’re just tryna break them early

[oh-that-explains-alot]

so my final project has been turn in exactly 1 minute before the due date, yay me

[folly-of-alexandria]

J.K. Rowling posting Upskirt shots of trans women makes clear what we've always known.

Rowling believes that she has a right to commit sexual violence against women she believes don't deserve rights or safety.

Her response to receiving criticism on posting said upskirt was to essentially argue that the trans woman had it coming and as was basically asking for it because of what she was wearing.

There is no daylight between Rowling and the average shitheel rapist.

[deadinparadice]

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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Suicide Hotline:[phone]

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Trevor Project:1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support:1-800-246-7743

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Rape and Sexual Assault:1-800-656-4673

Grief Support:1-650-321-5272

Runaway:1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale:After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse:1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem):08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem):08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information):0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice):0300 466 6463 [email protected]

b-eat eating disorder support:0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]

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Cruse Bereavement Care:08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]

Frank (information and advice on drugs):0800776600

Drinkline:0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales:0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]

Rape Crisis Scotland:08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

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Kids Help Phone (Canada):1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

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[banana-ool-deactivated20211208]

oh no what’s this force on my reblog buttoonnn

[sortagaysortahigh]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT !!!

[peoplehaterforever]

ALWAYS!!

[prince3ssa]

stay safe pls!! ♡

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[jbt7493]

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

[oh-that-explains-alot]

bcuz instead of asking why i ask why not and sometimes that goes wrong

[lacesmilk]

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

[infectiouspiss]

they call me egg cos i'm so scramble

[stjohnstarling]

Are you saying there’s something problematic about kidnapping people and performing exploratory surgery on them? 

[oh-that-explains-alot]

no, there’s something problematic in the way it’s never happened to me

[stjohnstarling]

Crawling out of my grave to rub my eyes sleepily, grimace, and crawl back in for another five minutes. 

[oh-that-explains-alot]

if i have to rise from the dead this early in the morning for this apocalypse, we all do

[stjohnstarling]

Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”

[oh-that-explains-alot]

my customer reviews were excellent if you’d like to take a look, and i still do freelance work if you feel you need a firsthand experience :)

[oh-that-explains-alot]

why’s it gotta be MY problem

[oh-that-explains-alot]

to be clear, this is abt smth that is definitely my problem, and i don’t like it