[oh-that-explains-alot]

i need a nap

[oh-that-explains-alot]

you can talk all you want about things getting harder as you get older, but i’m taking to english classes and the one that’s supposed to go second requires one book of your choice out of five, then fill out some questions on it, and the one that’s supposed to go first requires two books of their choice and ten reading logs. each.

clearly they’re just tryna break them early

[oh-that-explains-alot]

so my final project has been turn in exactly 1 minute before the due date, yay me

[folly-of-alexandria]

J.K. Rowling posting Upskirt shots of trans women makes clear what we've always known.

Rowling believes that she has a right to commit sexual violence against women she believes don't deserve rights or safety.

Her response to receiving criticism on posting said upskirt was to essentially argue that the trans woman had it coming and as was basically asking for it because of what she was wearing.

There is no daylight between Rowling and the average shitheel rapist.

[deadinparadice]

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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[banana-ool-deactivated20211208]

oh no what’s this force on my reblog buttoonnn

[sortagaysortahigh]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT !!!

[peoplehaterforever]

ALWAYS!!

[prince3ssa]

stay safe pls!! ♡

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[jbt7493]

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

[oh-that-explains-alot]

bcuz instead of asking why i ask why not and sometimes that goes wrong

[lacesmilk]

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

[infectiouspiss]

they call me egg cos i'm so scramble

[stjohnstarling]

Are you saying there’s something problematic about kidnapping people and performing exploratory surgery on them? 

[oh-that-explains-alot]

no, there’s something problematic in the way it’s never happened to me

[stjohnstarling]

Crawling out of my grave to rub my eyes sleepily, grimace, and crawl back in for another five minutes. 

[oh-that-explains-alot]

if i have to rise from the dead this early in the morning for this apocalypse, we all do

[stjohnstarling]

Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”

[oh-that-explains-alot]

my customer reviews were excellent if you’d like to take a look, and i still do freelance work if you feel you need a firsthand experience :)

[oh-that-explains-alot]

why’s it gotta be MY problem

[oh-that-explains-alot]

to be clear, this is abt smth that is definitely my problem, and i don’t like it

[oh-that-explains-alot]

i may be an oddball

[oh-that-explains-alot]

ugh i accidentally swiped wrong on a post and a pop up said i thought it should have a content label NO I DID NOT HOW DO I UNDO

[saturn-flowr]

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

[koboldening]

Robber teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Crimes New Roman

[nugget-gender]

wall teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Climbs New Roman

[mx-m29]

citrus teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Limes New Roman

[forgotn1]

poetry teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Rhymes New Roman

[the-breadgirl]

horology teacher: i want this essay in 12 point times new roman

[cellaspider]

Mime teacher:

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

herb teacher: i want this essay in 12 point Thymes New Roman

[minervakarsh]

Dirt teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Grimes New Roman

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Calculus teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Primes New Roman

[skyporf]

aviation teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Flies New Roman

[shreekofjoy]

Finance teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Dimes New Roman

[squizmo333]

History teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Times Old Roman

[the-haiku-bot]

History teacher:

I want this essay in 12

point Times Old Roman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[oh-that-explains-alot]

languages teacher: i want this essay in 12 point times new latin

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle