Devil’s Bridge | Urban Legends AU
[Me and my other friends created this AU]
This is an AU where South Park would be placed in a different town that has a reputation of unsolved mysteries, unlinked entities, and UFOs.
Sedona, Arizona, a beautiful town that is completely opposite from the every day chilly weather and white fluffy snow of South Park, Colorado. It is a torrid place that has temperatures reaching at a scorching 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Despite the opposing temperatures, the plateaus make up the majority of the beauty of the dry landscape. Instead of pine trees, you have cactuses and instead of mountains you have giant red rocks.
This AU would feature the 7 Deadly Sins, the cryptids, and the Horseman of the Apocalypse who cause chaos to humanity… in the most unsolicited and unorthodox ways. Humans who live locally would be scared shitless and would constantly spam the police reports of a blood sucking chihuahua.
UFO sightings are a common thing. A big ass butterfly man coming to ravage the townspeople. Creepy shadow children tells you a bed time story of a foreseeable future. And a Slenderman that would only show up in a split second of this AU then disappears forever.
Here we have the 7 Deadly Sins created by the all mighty Satan. [None of them are anywhere blood related] They’re one of the most infamous troublemakers in mythical land. They all hate each other and want to kill each other in their own special and manipulative ways to move their ranks higher up in the hierarchy. They’re all full of their own specified selfishness which could lead a disarray to the council of the Horseman. The horseman upholds the highest authority
and can change the laws however they feel like. Unfair? or course, they’re all terrible.
—[Order of Hierarchy]
Satan [SP]
The Hierarchy of the Horsemen
War- Garrison
Death - Kenny
Pestilence - Timmy
Famine - Token
The Hierarchy of the Seven Deadly Sins
Pride - Kyle
Greed - Nathan
Wrath - Tweek
Gluttony - Eric
Lust - Bebe
Sloth - Towelie
Envy - Craig
— The cryptids are their own entity not associated with the Horseman and the Sins however they can interact with them.
The Horsemen [ageless] We can assume these 4 are all relatively close in age
Death
Famine
Pestilence
War
The Seven deadly sins
Sloth The oldest by a long shot
Gluttony
Pride
Envy
Lust
Greed
Wrath
Short Summary of Each Sin
Pride: Kyle is well loved and smart, cunning, and charismatic. He is extremely arrogant by nature and would be the top of the ranks. He mainly thinks of himself if he want to gains something. Reputation is key to him. He is easily persuaded by Envy [jealousy] when things don’t come to him first.
Envy: Younger twin brother of Pride, he is an entity that embodies a thousand snakes under a human skin. Craig has a hand of an artist, who skillful in sewing human parts together to make a body suit. Has a knack for high fashion and an eye for consistency. His hierarchy is lowest of the sins. He gets everything last and mainly treated as an afterthought.
Wrath: Tweek one of the last that has been created, hot tempered by nature. Cynical about his own existence as a sin. He is loyal to his family and friends, and has a softness for humanity’s act of kindness.
Greed: Nathan an exceptionally sophisticated tycoon who lusts for money and any forms wealth. His eye candy is anything that is made in pure gold. He is a pawnshop owner who can talk the sales into customers. Notably, Pride is his frequent costumer.
Lust: Bebe is an upbeat and bubbly sin who enjoys spending time with just about anyone who comes in contact. Highly extroverted individual who knows how to talk the talk till it turns out into a sexual favor. She entraps with her victims with her lustrous eyes and sucks them dry until they become a hallowed husk.
Gluttony: Eric is a big chungus mastermind of porkchops. He is a butcher that loves pork and human flesh. He would be the one to prepare Hannibal’s corpse into a fucking mukbang.
Sloth: Towelie is a rag cloth who does nothing but getting high and smoking weeeeeeeeeeed. #420DGAF…..XDDDDDDDD
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