butchef:
“ so my pot was simmering over, we had two minutes left to finish our dishes fro the exam, and the dumbass kid that’s cooking next to me decides to start making a risotto - right fucking then. it made me so mad that i ‘accidentally’ elbowed my sauce pan and knocked it right into his risotto pan. “ alex looks way too animated about telling the story of how he almost failed his last final of senior year, but there’s a bit of humor in his voice that would give anyone an indication that it doesn’t bother him too much. “ the kid turns to look at me in pure anger and shock, and im still internally trying to figure out how i’m going to finish everything with the minute and a half i have left, and i just replied with ‘ri-sorry?’ that sophomore almost beat my ass right fucking there. “
“fascinating,” aubrey yawned, barely listening, “i assume you passed, since you’re here, after all.” she turned, focusing on alex, “that other dude probably failed though, seeing as you totally sabotaged his dish,” she let out a dramatic sigh, “probably was his only chance to achieve his dream of being a world famous chef, but that was all derailed by you and your horrible risotto pun.”











