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I don’t like anything about tomatoes though, even the smell is sickening.
“that’s good to know, because this gives me some hope for my presidental campaign--seeing this amount of people disliking them. like, just a promise of getting rid of all the tomatoes in this country is gonna get me there.”
mason ▻ bianca
m: no it was definitely weed last night
m: but tbh wouldn't we say that those two things have the same sort of effect?
b: i mean weed and pepe the frog are both green so
b: tho imagine if instead of weed we could smoke pepe
b: this would be ridiculous
“intense, right? oh, no– definitely watched it. didn’t live it. i just really needed to finish up season five before april rolled around and brought season six. so– yeah. shit tons of murderers. some adults we are. as a group, i’m fairly certain our carbon footprint and excess trash is more than that of all of south america’s.”
“oh, good. honestly, i would never wish anyone to actually go on this flight of thrones--just imagine people killing each other for... i don’t know, a seat next to the window. that would be mad. wow, i wouldn’t go that far, but..--okay, i would go that far, that’s too true to deny.”
“haven’t lied to you so far, i’m not going to start now. yeah? a couple of months in this house and you’ll have more than enough on your plate for the media to cover. believe me. can’t even trust me with a name? listen, i may be a sadist, but i just so happen to be the most trustworthy sadist of the entire batch. we’re rare gems so i advise you against passing this opportunity up. besides, what’s a mere name? mine’s harry.”
“let’s hope it stays that way, because i really don’t wanna associate myself with anyone dishonest. eh, there’s already enough of that, so i doubt anything’s gonna change--though, you may never know. okay, maybe that’s sort of unreasonable, but you’ve just admitted to being a sadist. and it kind of outweighs the trustworthy part, don’t you think? besides, it’s not like i haven’t heard of the almighty harry styles. it’s a pleasure to meet you, by the way.”
Your welcome. It is so something to be jealous of. Yeah, we have shady shit all the time but being able to hold up and be so positive is a true talent. It so sucks when things pile up.
"eh, i can’t really agree with you on that one, but you have every right to see it that way. though, i’m not all sunshine and flowers; i have some shit on my mind, but i’m not capable of actually saying it out loud, so there’s that..---you gotta promise me you won’t tell anyone about this, though. otherwise, we won’t be able to be friends.”
‘ well– you’re right about that, seeing as i am superior in many ways to, like, half the cast here at the valleys! please, do try search for sarcasm more, i’d be a lot less bitter if i had some puppies in my care. ’
“are you, really? there must be something you’re not the best at, you know--this is how universe works, you know. searching for sarcasm sounds like too much work for me, especially in this case, so i’ll pass. why won’t you get a puppy then?”
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‘ why would i ever be sarcastic, i’m a pure hearted angel! the idea of sinning to me is so completely new i would never think about it! yes, yes, multiple puppies. they’re called xavier, and sunny, and fairy dust! ’
“well, you’re kind of giving off this vibe of... i don’t know, some sort of superiority when it comes to anything sarcastic, so---there’s that. also, who on earth calls their puppy fairy dust?”
‘ yes that is definitely me, the biggest ray of sunshine there is in the valleys! i’m actually not bitter at all and i love baking cupcakes in my spare time with adopted puppies! sometimes, i even volunteer at local libraries, here for all your sunshine needs! ’
“i really can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic right now or not. though, if you’re telling the truth, then i have to say i’m quite jealous of you. i mean, come on--adopted puppies? as in, plural?”
It really is, you need to try it out, babe. It would be a pleasure to make it some time for you. It’s all a surprise, just let me know what you’re allergic to of course. Hey, I wouldn’t let a beautiful girl like you die on us now- That’d be just mean.
“okay, but if i actually agree to test your cooking abilities, will you tell me? because i am quite picky about the food i eat and there’s literally no way i’m letting you off the hook without an answer. though, as long as your tacos doesn’t have any citruses in it, we should be good..--so you’re basically saying that if a person isn’t good-looking, you’ll let them die? wow, how nice of you.”
“i wouldn’t say it’s dumb, it’s just a little different.”
“different, huh? i’m pretty sure everyone expresses their preferences in food every once in a while. not many of them have a story to go along with it, though.”
“tomatoes are gross, if i’m being honest. they’re indecisive little rascals that cannot decide if its borderline fruit or vegetable. the amount of tomatoes that i have picked out in my lifetime could be rationed up to be its own tomato shack to be sold for.”
“indecisive little rascals... to be honest, after these exact words i kind of relate to tomatoes, because surprisingly, we’re very much alike. thank you for opening my eyes, my friend..-- but yeah, tomatoes themselves don’t make any sense, just like that illuminati bullcrap.”
It was pretty traumatic for a nine year old. I don’t think there is much difference, but if it’s cooked into the food, like bolognese, it’s not too bad but like fried tomato with a full english doesn’t get touched. I really don’t like eating them.
“well, i’m glad you survived, because otherwise, i’d have no one to share my hatred for tomatoes with..--ah, bolognese... now i really want some pasta. i totally understand you on that one, though. promise i’ll do my best to avoid mentioning them in a conversation.”
“ that how ye’ judge shit, is it ? by whether or not it makes ye’ throw up or not ? ”
“not really, but it’s definitely one of the main criterias. don’t you, though?”
Oh for sure, want to know you’re not eating rubbish or anything to unsavory. Plus, I think people just like to think that they can recreate a recipe. Do it themselves so to speak. Well let’s all hope so, wouldn’t want to to eat half your dinner before you realise you don’t want it anymore.
“yeah, exactly. besides, you gotta know what you eat--i mean, what if you’re allergic to something, but it somehow ends up in your meal? i don’t know every detail, but it probably won’t be pretty at all. ah, how sweet, thank you! it’s bound to happen sometime in the future, on numerous occasions, but shit happens.”