If I had a nickel every time Game Theory determined that real story of FNAF Security Breach was the story of a crazy mother rebuilding her homicidal robot son… I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice😅😂
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If I had a nickel every time Game Theory determined that real story of FNAF Security Breach was the story of a crazy mother rebuilding her homicidal robot son… I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice😅😂
Didn’t have the hunger games on my 2025 bingo card but here we fucking are. Congratulations everyone, the Hunger Games are officially realistic fiction. May the odds be ever in our favor.
There’s a fine line between love and hate, and Vox is using that line like a rope to hang himself with!
Ok we’re almost at the very end of Epic the musical and I just want to say; if Athena doesn’t show up in the Ithaca Saga, I will do crime.
Hi so I’d never watched Helluva Boss before today, I’m a big Hazbin fan, and cause of that Mastermind was my entire fyp this morning.
Without knowing any background I was emotional, and dedicated my entire day to binging the whole series and now I’m shaking with emotional distress 😅
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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
I apologize to all my followers for this
if i had to read this you do too
I have a hate-hate relationship with this
Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…
Tis the season bitches
DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN
Why is this on my dash?
…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.
You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance.
“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post
every fucking year i have to see this on my dash please just let me fucking r e s t
It’s that time again.
There are currently 32 works in The Grinch/Tony the Tiger on AO3.
There is far too much art and far too many fics for this bafflingly glorious shitpost. Merry Christmas from the Tony the Tiger x Grinch post, and may God have mercy on us all.
All of this controversy over stupid men is distracting from that gorgeous fucking statue that ISTG is Gal Gadot. Finally understanding where Pygmalion was coming from LOL. I pray the woman who made it keeps up the good work!
Star Wars since the Prequels and Clone Wars: There are some things seriously wrong with the way the Jedi Order operates. Fans: Hmm, yes, interesting. The Acolyte: There are some things seriously wrong with the way the Jedi Order operates. Fans: UGH, HOW CAN YOU BETRAY STAR WARS LIKE THIS???!!!!! JEDI ARE GOOD GUYS!!! FULL STOP!!!!!
I just. Love Mando’a so fucking much. It’s so great.
They have three different words to describe ways to be stabbed. Bikadinir (to stab with a broad blade; “run through”), chekar (to stab with a small blade, “shiv”), and kalikir (to stab with a narrow blade, “skewer”).
They have one pronoun. Kaysh. That’s it. Buir is just parent, there’s no mom/dad. No son/daughter, just ad, ad’ika, ikaad. Child. Vod can mean sibling, friend, comrade. All at once. Amazing.
They have dozens of ways to insult someone. Di’kut, someone who forgets to put their pants on. Utreekov, emptyhead. Najaat, no honor. Dini, lunatic. Kaysh mirsh solus, “their brain cell is lonely.” Skanah, “much hated person/thing.” Hut’uun, coward. Ge’hut’uun, not even notable enough to be called a coward (how insulting is that?). Demagolka, originating from Demagol, the name of a scientist who was so fucking shitty that his name became the worst insult a Mandalorian could call you. And that insult is child abuser, monster, war criminal, someone with no honor.
And then there’s “shab”, which we don’t have an official definition for, but the fandom collectively agrees it means “fuck.” Because we have shabiir (to screw up), shab’la (screwed up), shab’rudur (to screw with), and shabuir (jerk but much stronger, AKA asshole/motherfucker).
And Mando’ade don’t say “I love you.” They say “Ni kar’tayli gar darasuum.” I hold you in my heart for eternity. Like. Are you serious. That’s so much better than “I love you.” If someone said that to me I would die on the spot.
Mirshmure’cya means “brain kiss.” Slang for headbutt, which is a thing Mando’ade do a lot, apparently. And it’s a sign of affection, too. They show affection by gently bonking their helmets together. How adorable is that???
Oh, and shereshoy. A lust for life “and much more.” Represented by orange on their armor. “The enjoyment of each day and the determination to seek and grab every possible experience, as well as surviving to see the next day - hanging onto life and relishing it.” And that “oy” at the end of it, derived from “Oya!”
“Oya”, which can mean so many things. A war cry before a fight or hunt. A celebration. An encouragement. “Let’s hunt!” “Hoorah!” “Cheers!” “That’s the spirit!”
This post got much longer than I meant it to lol. I’ll stop here. But you get the gist. Mando’a is a wonderful language and I am in love with it.
“The Uncle Ben Effect” - The principle that dictates any parental figure of Peter Parker will undoubtedly croak. (likely in front of him)
Richard and Mary? Dead.
Uncle Ben and Aunt May? Dead.
Tony Stark? Dead.
Fucking Quentin Beck who only PRETENDED to care about Peter in order to steal and try to kill him. Within days the man was in the ground.
Jesus Christ can this child have a family PLEASE!
Ok but like imagine if he weaponized it.
Like when up to villains and said “you’re my dad now.”
Before the villian can even deny it, the effect takes hold and they spontaneously combust in the middle of the street no warning.
Honestly I feel like this is an untapped market.
since the clones aren't citizens and can't be classed as immigrants, where do you think they are in legal limbo when it comes to their rights for representation in court. On the off chance that one of them is like. accused of murder
A direct quote from Fox, who was asking “for a friend” 😂
Qui-Gon smoking a blunt while Anakin murders younglings: It’s the will of the force
I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it
I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.
Ok I was today years old when I realized that the shrinking disks Scott used in first movie and Civil War would’ve saved a lot of fucking lives. It’d be a lot easier to squish Thanos if he was the size of an ant.
My roommate: Hey if the snap included 50% of ALL life that’s plants and animals too right?
Me: Yeah…
My roommate: So like seeing eye dogs too?
Me: …
My roommate: Like you’re just walking along and the leash goes limp, and you’re like “Lucky?” and dog is just… poof and you’re blind so it turned to dust but you don’t know that so you’re just so confused
Me: Why are you the way that you are?
“The Uncle Ben Effect” - The principle that dictates any parental figure of Peter Parker will undoubtedly croak. (likely in front of him)
Richard and Mary? Dead.
Uncle Ben and Aunt May? Dead.
Tony Stark? Dead.
Fucking Quentin Beck who only PRETENDED to care about Peter in order to steal and try to kill him. Within days the man was in the ground.
Jesus Christ can this child have a family PLEASE!
I hope men find it attractive though, because that’s how I drive 😂