OhCrapItsConnor

I don’t DM first, and I certainly don’t recommend things to peeps… I am Connor, a transmasc man who calls everyone “angel cakes” or “sweetheart” or “love” on occasion lol I’m the wokest woke that ever woked. Alsooooooo, I’m hardcore into TFC (I luv TT and Harlequin btw) 19 years old, but don’t be weird.

[ohcrapitskinky]

Pride month is not over.

This month is Shame Month. The month where we shame homophobes and everyone who is bigoted against the LGBTQ+.

Next month is Women’s Month. We shame the misogynists and anti-abortionists.

After that, Men’s Month. We recognise all the men, trans men, and masc-aligning people for not being hateful. Also shame the misandrists.

After THAT, we have the Other Month. We recognise the people that don’t align with Male or Female or Masc/Femme.

And then, we have Ani-Month. We celebrate the Furries, Scalies, Avian, and others bc they’re not all bad.

After all of those, we have the Oh God Oh Fuck It’s Cold Why Is It Cold Oh God Why Do You Torture Me So Please Have Mercy On Me months.

[pukicho]

You are my canvas. My knife is the brush.

[pukicho]

(Talking to the melon)

[ohcrapitskinky]

Hey melon man

[pukicho]

Legitimately just had one of the worst meals of my entire life. I am still sitting here, trying to come to terms with what I just put inside my body. The orange chicken was drenched in what I can only call a carcinogenic slime. It tasted like how bug spray smells. I felt myself actively eroding the more I ate, but shit, it was $16 bucks. I kept going in spite of myself. I should've known better. The chlorinated sauce seeped into every pore of the chicken's squishy exterior. Despite the uncooked batter bathing in liquid cum, the chicken itself was a dry, chewy muskrat texture, one that forced you to choke up even the smallest pieces you dared to swallow. The honey sesame chicken was an ice-cold cat's tongue texture, and the associated veg was mildewy and wilted. If you could cook the flavor of rot into something, then that is what they managed to do to this food. I am not even joking, the chow mein tasted like a cigarette. I imagine they dumped an entire fucking bottle of liquid smoke into the noodle, with the intention of hurting and hopefully killing me. I can't imagine good, conscientious people making food like this. Everyone there was a hateful person. Maybe they weren't even people.

The only good thing I can say about this experience is that I learned something: a terrible lesson. Thank you, Panda Express.

[ohcrapitskinky]

Why did you censor it like hentai???? I’m sorry????

It can’t have been THAT bad-

[ohcrapitskinky]

Art I did yesterday :)

[ohcrapitskinky]

Hey twinks.

I have one thing to say: only JSchlatt can pull off mutton chops.

That man is fucking GORGEOUS. I want him so bad.

He’s so FINEEEEEEEE 🥵🥵🥵

That cat dad can be my fucking daddy if ykwim 😝😝😝😝

(this is fictional. I am aroace)

Please don’t let JSchlatt see this :)

[an0nymous-c]

Sorry guys he said no 🥀WAHGAHUSGHG MINDLESS JOKE POST I worked through some comment replies today while I binged Chernobyl on HBO with family and found this comment coming from Nuii and saw a vision in my head AWHAWH

BUT BEING GENUINE AND HONEST I do find the pairing interesting,, primarily beyond the romantic potential I MEAN I DO SEE AND LIKE THE ROMANTIC POTENTIAL but the absolute tomfoolery and action between these is just as fun. Since both of them can definitely be at odds with one another and another thing Nuii mentioned is just the natural contrast between them.

Plus im pretty sure its gonna be a long while before they get to the kissing stage,,,

I'd also like to add this isnt to say Vigil would kiss anyone all nilly willy!!! ITS A JOKE POST HES NOT LIKE THIS TRUST,, not when he literally lacks lips to kiss. If context as for why, come here </3 heartbreak for Vigil </3 Kissless and unloved 🥀 when will it end

crying I forgot to draw the other line for Vigils hairline now he looks like he has a massive fucking forehead

THE SKETCHES WERE JUST AS BAD WAHAHGHG

Ilian the Villain belongs to @neptuii !! MWA LOVE YA NUII HAVE A SAFE TRIP HOME no come backsies when this is so unserious and just a joke doodle

[ohcrapitskinky]

NOOT NOOT

[tekamuna2026]

He's a good boy 🙂

[ohcrapitskinky]

NOOO HES A FEMBOY (he will be fucked)

@hexserath

[baidao]

[ohcrapitskinky]

Respectfully (towards my beautiful baby Columbina)

IM LOOKING SO DISRESPECTFULLY AT HARLEQUIN HOT ZAMN AAAAAHHHHHH

[ohcrapitskinky]

Friend really just said “I know the perfect angle to bounce on it - don’t clip that” LIKE I DONT POST EVERYYHING ON TUMBLR ANYWAYS ROFL

[thepipiuw]

hi pipi!! Hope ur doing good I really enjoyed your game and had a few questions I wanted to ask!

1- If jestyn were to make MC cry what would he do? And would one of the other puppets scold him?

2- Are the puppets able to take baths?

18+ questions 🔞

3- How would the trio react to MC crying during sex?

4- If MC were to sleep in only their undergarments how would they react?

5- How would jestyn react if mc walked in on him touching himself?

Let’s say Jestyn’s prank goes too far. He would be startled and feel guilty. He’d try to calm MC down while apologizing. And of course, Wizzy would show up to scold him.

They could, if they wanted to.

Jestyn "My liege, what’s wrong? Are you hurt?"" He stops moving and presses a gentle kiss to MC, trying to soothe them. Knighter "Wha-why are you crying..? Was I too rough..? I’m sorry..." He wipes away MC’s tears, slowing his movements. Wizzy "O-oh no! Did I hurt you?? Where does it hurt? I’m so sorry, I’ll stop right now!" He immediately stops and checks if MC is alright.

Jestyn Something is rising, but it’s not justice. Knighter He lets out a long sigh, shaking his head before pulling a blanket over MC’s body. Wizzy He freezes, staring at MC in shock. After a moment, realization hits. his cheeks flush as he realizes he’s been staring for too long. Just like Knighter, he quickly covers MC’s body with a blanket.

"What a lovely sight… wouldn’t you agree, my liege? Care to join me, hm?"

[ohcrapitskinky]

By far this is STILL my favourite post from Pipi

[ohcrapitskinky]

Hello

Hi :3

[ohcrapitskinky]

I scrolled too far and I’m starting to have another anxiety flare up. Goodbye til next week/month/year/century

[dumgumgum]

one more kerdly before the penumbra phantasm rapture

[ohcrapitskinky]

I understood nothing of that

[ohcrapitskinky]

STOP HATING ON MY BREEDABLE TWINK I HATE YOU

[upperdream-tf705]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TICKET TAKER!!!

[ohcrapitskinky]

I THOUGHT HE WAS BALD

[dozydawn]

yellow poppy by paye & baker, 1905.

[ohcrapitskinky]

This would make such a good Autism Spoon (as a handle)

[damien-candle]

I need his flower ass to lock in

[ohcrapitskinky]

Yessir destroy me daddy