can you be my nightingale?

TEA DRINKER. DREAMER. READER. MISTAKE MAKER. RISK TAKER. HUMAN.  Ashleigh Evans. 17. I'm usually daydreaming.

[rocketevans-blog]

Well I have to live and like I said, hes hot and makes me happy. Good, stay a virgin. I’ll kill whoever takes your virginity.

[ohfxckitsashleigh]

I’m really happy for you, Rocket. But I want to know if sex is as good as everyone says.

[rocketevans-blog]

you’re no fun. At least I make sure hes quiet when we’re at home.

[ohfxckitsashleigh]

Ew. Ew. Ew. Too much information. This makes me miserable. I’m still a fucking virgin and my brother’s literally..getting laid most nights.

[rocketevans-blog]

Sorry I can’t help it. Kenneth is just extremely hot.

[ohfxckitsashleigh]

It grosses me out even more when it’s my brother. I’m happy for you but..limit the making out.

[ohfxckitsashleigh]

@kennethhahn: i need cuddles :(

@ashketchup: @kennethhahn want me to get rocket to hug u???

[ohfxckitsashleigh]

Most couples make me want to jump off a cliff. If you’re going to have a make-out session, do it somewhere private, not the middle of the corridor.

[jessi-evans-deactivated20170620]

Hello Lima! Miss me?

[ohfxckitsashleigh]

“Hey Jessi! I’ve missed you so so much.”

[grahamcrackeranderson-blog]

I don’t look good in fancy clothes though, no fair!

[ohfxckitsashleigh]

Bullshit. I’m sure you look fine in them!

[apollowp-deactivated20150628]

I don’t think it could for me. Milkshake and Bohemian Rhapsody. They’re the songs that won’t ever get on my nerves.

[ohfxckitsashleigh]

Bohemian Rhapsody is my jam!

[grahamcrackeranderson-blog]

Fancy dress party?

[ohfxckitsashleigh]

Yeah! I just want one so I can show off my dress.

[ohfxckitsashleigh]

Someone should have a fancy dress party so I can crack out my Alice In Wonderland costume! I made it myself and I’m super proud.

[ethanxhart-blog]

“Luckily I can give her back to my brother.”

[ohfxckitsashleigh]

“That’s good, at least you got her out of your hair!”

[storybookrevenge]

Isn’t that song really old? How did it get stuck in your head. Oh no now thinking of it it’s stuck in my head.

[ohfxckitsashleigh]

It is. My mom went around the house singing it and since then it’s not been able to get out of my head!

[apollowp-deactivated20150628]

But like… That’s one of the best songs to exist.

[ohfxckitsashleigh]

It is..but having it in your head for like..a week, it gets on your nerves.

[matthiasfck]

So, the question here is….does your milkshake bring the boys to the yard, Ash?

[ohfxckitsashleigh]

...Well, I think it does. It brought you to my metaphorical yard, so..

[ethanxhart-blog]

“I’m so tired. Who knew helping your mom watch a two year old could be so exhausting.”

[ohfxckitsashleigh]

“Kids in general are freakin’ exhausting.”

[peter--lynn]

You need another catch song, like that one from Frozen to get it out of your head.

[ohfxckitsashleigh]

Oh god..not Frozen. Please no.

[tobiasportersmythe-deactivated2]

at least you didn’t have milkshake all over your kitchen

[ohfxckitsashleigh]

Well now I kinda wanna get milkshake everywhere.