syd

just doin what makes me happy

[felderwin]

WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!

r-rebecca, it’s not what you think!

[neckwearr]

I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[confusedbyinterface]

[redchrominance]

their ‘bussy’ you might say

[sugarcoatednightshade]

i might not.

[fliesandlilypads]

frog cake / credit

[boarix]

forg

[teenscoolest]

[jaoxn]

[secifosseluce]

american artists truly SNAP when it comes to painting like yes….i will look at this image of a bagel with a cup coffee & feel joy, thank u very much

“Rainy Day with Babka in New York” by Hope Gangloff 

“Coffee and Bagel, New York Breakfast” by Thor Wickstrom 

“Dunkin’ Donuts Coffee Shop” by Ralph Goings

[kaijuno]

Sacred image

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

Look a this photograph

[kaijuno]

[deweypetal-deactivated20160530]

Peanut butter is gross wtf

[rassclaart-deactivated20160713]

There are 9 rat hairs in every jar of peanut butter just a fyi 🕵🏾

[bloomflowersbloom]

damn them rat hairs is scrumptious!!!

[roslips]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[preludeinz]

do you motherfuckers not want to sleep ever again

[bumblebeebats]

It's all fun and games until the cat yaks under there at 3:00am and you have to commando crawl in there with a pack of Chlorox wipes like fucking Theseus going to slay the minotaur

[folie-a-nudes-blog]

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

[iamthedukeofurl]

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

[sadhoc]

today in “cis people are unhinged” a parent overheard a second grade teacher i work with talking about pronouns in zoom class and decided to a) try to get the teacher fired and b) pull her child out school. the reason my coworker was discussing pronouns? she was teaching a grammar lesson.  

[hiveswap]

😐

[neko-mancy]

fellas is it gay to be human

[haramasfuq-deactivated20180721]

[catboyizuru-moved]

new tumblr users:

old tumblr users:

[masonelliott-deactivated2020102]

i have never seen a more accurate photos set

[dailyanimatedgifs]

KIKI’S DELIVERY SERVICE (1989) dir. hayao miyazaki.

[memewhore]

[ambientwitch]

hey any other gays have to position your legs at odd and slightly uncomfortable angles for no reason while sitting in a chair of any sort

[for-southendgirls]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went “oh fuck” and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary’s facial structure 

[grandmacookie69]

that is oddly specific and hauntingly what it really looks like