Ohgurt Taco Bell Bidet

Consumer of Aborted Cells

[ohgurtlongfurby]

Here is: Regurgitated fruwut loops

They have mixed opinions on pepperoni and the paper industry. They have mastered the art of stepping on legos. Likes breaking the arms of straights. Has a gay agenda and the first task to pepper spray the government.

[ohgurtlongfurby]

Hi friends! I’ll slowly be posting my new furbies and a little bit about them. Here’s Lampcifer: Has permission from Satan to eat mortals. Is definitely in a cult but won’t admit it. Is capable of eating anything three times their body weight, unless it’s spaghetti noodles. Favorite food is spaghetti, because it “tastes like how hell feels, sloshy and warm.”

[ohgurtlongfurby]

My mom found these three for me at an antique shop for $4 each, obviously couldn’t say no to their cute little cursed faces! If anyone has any name suggestions I’d be very happy to hear them.

[ohgurtlongfurby]

Aw he’s looking dashing today! What a little cutie

[ohgurtlongfurby]

Support lgbt+ or I’ll take your next of kin

[ohgurtlongfurby]

Tried to take a panorama of the boi, but no. God forbid I try to cherish moments with him while he’s doing a sacrifice. He looks all wonky now

[ohgurtlongfurby]

Don’t look at him, he doesn’t like the way you blink

[lizardsexposed]

[adam-against-onision]

[geraniumlady]

I need new long furby content like I need air

[ohgurtlongfurby]

Born May 16, 2020. He loves bloody teeth gauze, spines that have scoliosis, and churros that have been swallowed hole. He hates trains, not replacing the toilet paper when it’s empty, and febreze.