ohhaisatan

Just another shitty blog. IG: alien_hooker

[ohhaisatan]

me: i need to sleep

me: *masturbates*

[queeringoutloud]

We can go from cuddles to cumming real quick.

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[voguetideclub]

Jackie Chan is currently the world’s most famous martial artist. As a director, producer, action choreographer, martial artist, comedian, singer, stunt performer and, most importantly, an actor, Jackie has stunned billions of movie goers worldwide with his martial arts and acrobatic movements. “I never wanted to be the next Bruce Lee. I just wanted to be the first Jackie Chan”. Jackie 

[stability]

i feel like this insult went under-appreciated

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

ah yes, the 90s. i have fond memories of that decade. crying, pooping my pants every day, wearing diapers, being bald, being a baby. that was the high life. 

[6lacksoul]

[setheverman]

[heck-yeah-old-tech]

Uh, Minnie, I have something to tell you…

[theradicalace]

youd be scared too if a 6 inch tall naked human sprinted across your floor

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

finally found out who the “They” is

[ayungbiochemist]

“They don’t want you to eat healthy”

[lucidnee]

he used to look Issac from Barbershop

[blackmodel]

i just saw that movie bye “im the best barber in here” head ass

[organicfriedplantains]

Honestly, I'm so lucky and blessed to have my mom.

[amyjacob]

#pure

[highkeygay]

generic brand

[supamuthafuckinvillain]

This scene had me in tears

[thecherrywinehouse-deactivated2]

Cookie

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[mambossah]

Tabria Majors

[pitbull]

[unclefather]

He rides a plane the whole way around the world each year just so people don’t call him a liar when he calls himself “mr.worldwide”

[loukessler]