/exhale

Grace. Average. Instagram/twitter: ohhaney

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

[hallease]

This was essentially my life from K - 12

[panic-at-the-isco]

I’ve officially run out of excuses:

[planetofvenus-deactivated201809]

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women

[clementineaz]

SAY IT AGAIN

[spring2000]

me: *puts one hand on my hip* everyone: omg are you a model??

[betterthankanyebitch]

[waxingpoeticbinarythinking-deac]

someone: who hurt you

me: do you want the complete unabridged annotated version or will the beginners introduction suffice

[sandandglass]

Trevor Noah: Lost in Translation

[bidoctor]

[thebestoftumbling]

the dream

[i-like-lots-of-things]

what did we do to deserve Hugh Jackman?

[filmoments]

[msunderstoo]

anyways..

me after the attention is taken away from me (via sniffing)

[societyghost]

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

[thescienceofjohnlock]

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

[fiercefatfeminist]

I wish I was on my phone because I would put like a million clapping emojis under this

[ohhaney]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops cant get him. he’s too powerful

[sleepspindles]

[octopussoir-]