everybody wants that man, bugsy malone.

hanna "bugsy" bishop. 21. sexyland employee & freelance hacker & vault cracker don't mess with bugsy or you'll end up wishing that you'd left well alone.

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maddox / kid

“       people call this driving, huh?” the grin settles easily over his lips as emerald hues chase the car racing across the screen cradled in his palm. it’s rounding the track’s perilous left turn for the twenty-fourth time when his patience meets its breaking point and he’s closing the video with the idle click of his thumb. “those nascar guys make thousands driving in circles and rubbing bumpers all day, but me? i’m lucky if i can afford my own drinks on a friday night, and i can drive backwards on the freeway without even approaching another car.       it’s fuckin’ w a c k. ” 

          the blonde sighed, “ well, one criminal to another, ” she started, looking over at the screen before back up at him “ what they do is legal. and boring. ” she said. hanna wouldn’t trade her world for another. it was too exciting, she tried the legal route for what she enjoyed and it left her mind dull and her ambitions unfulfilled. “ obviously, i’m not the person to talk to if you want a pay rise so what’s your point? ”

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rosalia / hestia

“…alright, you’re all set.” rosalia’s voice rang throughout the room, a smile coming to her lips as she looked up at her patient. “now i want you to be careful next time so i don’t have to do this again.”

       “ please tell me you’re aware of the irony of telling a criminal to be careful, right? ” blonde questioned, holding up bandaged sprained wrist to look at her friend’s handiwork. “ even if vault cracker isn’t exactly the most dangerous of criminals, nor sprained wrist the most impressive injury. ”

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kylian / blaze

the innocent looking blonde would always surprise people with her bold words. kylian was used to it though. “partly,” he replied with a shrug of his shoulders. “but i see you’re not that interested which is unfortunate. but between you and i, of course we are gonna get fucked up.”

          “ well, i prefer my stereos outside of cars so they can like, be useful for parties and shit. ” the blonde teased lightly, smirk pulling at her lips.  one leg crossed over the other as she spoke again happily “ brilliant, what’s on the menu? ”

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me: why do Bad Things happen to me

me, remembering im a fundamentally horrible person: ah.....yes,..

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vincent / doc holliday

“Sorry, I know that this is taking time away from your night. No one wants to have to spend time with their doctor, but I’m hoping that with any luck, we can get you out of here with time to spare, he said, watching how her eyes followed the light, the lazy way they didn’tquite go how they were supposed to. Then, it was a concussion. “ Okay…yes, you didn’t hit that hard so the bruising is minimal, but you do have a minor concussion, which means that you need to be careful. Do you have anyone to stay with who could watch out for you over the next couple days while you recover,” vince asked, always the concerned doctor. He cared very little about what anyone else saw or what they thought. She was his patient and thus his only concern.

           those gentle and calming words did not sit well with bugsy, if she hadn’t already been kept here an hour longer than she would have liked she might have appreciated them, but not tonight. “ thanks for the bedside manner, doc, i’m not dying am i? ” she asked sarcastically with an accompanying roll of her eyes.   she listened to the results and did not take them into account at all as she thought of what she would do for the rest of the night. “ i have a roommate. ” she stated, although she knew for a fact she wouldn’t likely see her until the morning. “ am i free to go? ”

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elliot / fox

What are your go-to Halloween or October or spooky season films and shows to watch? I’ve already seen all the good stuff on Netflix like The Nightmare Before Christmas, Coraline, The Corpse Bride, and The Addams Family. But they took down X-Files a while ago and Addams Family Values, too. I’m upset.

       “ all the good stuff? you’re barely touching on it, elliot. ” she chuckled before starting to list things from the top of her head “ the craft, practical magic, jennifer’s body, girl interupted, scooby doo, scooby doo 2: monsters unleashed, the babadook, mirrors, psycho, hush, the exorcism of emily rose. the list goes on my dear boy. ”

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under a readmore bc i have a lot to sAY

soz for not being on today my loves. had work this morning along with the last brunch before some mates go back home for the holidays and then doing my last assignment for uni until next march lmao wooooo

i’ve got a friend’s show tonight, i might be on tonight if i’m not completely passed out. but if not i apologise bc i don’t really have time to be on tomorrow either. basically we’re screening a short film that i worked on and i’m hYPE then celebrations of uni being over for the year and also someone’s birthday like rip

i’ll be here (australian) saturday at the latest i promise!!!

here’s a gif of my mums to make up for it thanks ilu

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– Pooka

Nickname for Tommy

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@ ppl i’m plotting with: brb a gal is hungry so i’ll be back after i make some lunch. @ ppl i’m not plotting with: why. pls come talk 2 me

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mikhail / wolf

mikhail was slightly startled when he heard hanna’s voice. he blinked, confused, before smiling; it was a rather fake smile, but he did his best to pretend otherwise, arm snaking around the blonde’s waist as he pulled her close, lips pressing against her cheek— and if he turned his head more than it needed, knowing it would look like he had kissed her on the lips to anyone that was far away enough, he was sure she wouldn’t mind. “hey, honey.” the tall man said as he straightened his back, forcing his eyes to stay on her even though he felt the need to analyze the bar. “do you need me to beat him up? i know the owner, he won’t call the cops on me if i start a fight.”

             easily hanna fit beside him, as his arm moved around her waist her hand found its way to rest against his back while a kiss was pressed to her cheek. quickly feeling less on edge, not only because of the presence of someone who’s company she didn’t totally despise, but the presence of someone who she was sure would intimidate a guy that had nothing better to do than hit on girls that worked in sex shops. grateful smile rested on her lips, but she couldn’t help but quirk an eyebrow at his suggestion. “ you’d do that? ” she asked, curious tones surrounding her voice. “ he’s just some low-life, probably lives in his mom’s basement or something, ” she added, though that wasn’t to say she wouldn’t like to see him beaten to a pulp. “ doesn’t understand that i’m entirely out of his league. ” classic hanna bishop irritability coming through her words.

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sienna / snow

she evaluated the scene and subtly glanced over to the man that the blond had left behind at the bar. perking up quickly into character to follow her actions. “ — i swear i’ve been here for at least fifteen minutes looking for you. you must not have received my texts. i never imagined i’d find someone as small as you in the midst of all these giants. christ, how do you survive day to day ?? ” she grabbed her shoulders and pulled her into a hug, making sure to make it as realistic as possible. “ you wanna get out of here ?? ” she added more in a whisper, hoping it’d make an excuse to send her off safely. 

           a laugh easily slipped from hanna’s lips, almost as if the faux situation were completely genuine, immediately relaxed by sienna’s response. “ look, it’s a struggle. ” she sighed dramatically, smile plastered to her lips “ especially when people put things on the top shelf. ” she added with a laugh as she was pulled into a hug, letting her arms wrap around the other girl’s middle. as they parted again she nodded at her question, despite the fact that she just offered to be her drinks, she wanted nothing more than to leave. “ please. ” the blonde responded.

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izzy / maggie mae

Izzy wasn’t usually one for bars, only because she always felt so overlooked at them.  But tonight, her job was to be visible, for a job that was going to happen in the next week.  This was how Izzy found herself walking around a bar with a drink in hand.  When she saw Hannah making her way, with purpose towards her, she automatically hugged the girl.  “I’m so excited to see you!” she said loudly, her skills as a faux hostage coming into play.  “Let’s go to the other side of the room” she murmured to the blonde.

        admittedly hanna was not usually one to be found hugging even her closest friends but in this moment she welcomed it. her arms quickly wrapping around izzy in response, and quickly felt relieved that she was so willing to go along with hanna’s plan, albeit incredibly improvised. smile wide as she was released “ yeah, you too! ” she responded happily before linking her arm with izzy responding to her next comment with a lower voice “ please, i think i can see a free booth over there. ” she said, indicating with a tilt of her head before moving in that direction.

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eva / honey

as soon as eva saw the blonde coming towards her, she moved her manicured hand to shield her face. it was a poor and hopeful attempt to not be recognized, but the young girl’s voice confirmed that she had in fact, saw her. “hey girl!” her smile was the epitome of fake. she hated small talk, hated conversations with anyone in the syndicate with the exclusion of a select few. hanna was not apart of that few however, free drinks sounded like music to eva’s ears. plus, she was a big advocate for women supporting women. in stature and frame, she was on the smaller size meaning that she was already a little tipsy. “a round on elsa!” she shouted to the bartender. elsa was as close to any term of endearment hanna would get from the girl. “what’s a girl like you doing in a bar like this?”

           hanna smiled, it seemed like the other was going along with it and she was grateful, even if eva’s friendly voice was sounding entirely fake. she leaned one side against the bar so her back was to the person she was trying to avoid and her front towards eva. eyebrow raised at her choice of nickname or fake name or whatever, but she chuckled and pulled some bills from her purse regardless. pushing them over and adding to the bartender “ whatever the lady wants and a vodka soda for myself. ” she smiled before her attention was drawn back to eva. “ oh you know, just the usual, drinking the night away, staying out of trouble. ” she joked before asking “ and yourself? are you celebrating something? ”

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lukas / winter

You would think that with the type of job he had Lukas would keep himself as far from bars as he could on his off day but that’d be a wrong assumption because there he was, leaning his elbow on the counter while he lazily took sips from his drink. It was almost relaxing being on the other side of the bar and not having to deal with the customers. Surprise briefly flickered in his eyes when he was approached but soon gave a small nod when he processed her words. “And here I thought you weren’t coming” he said, tone a little louder than normal and bright smile in place. “Don’t worry, I gotcha” he whispered, moving close enough to rest his free hand on the small of her back as he let his eyes roam around the place for a second, spotting the person she was talking about. “Can’t have a good time without some creep ruining it, can’t you?” he scroffed, shaking his head because there was nothing worse than a person who won’t get the hint of giving up. “That guy really need to be taught a lesson though” he voiced his thoughts before asking the bartender to get her a drink.

           relief coated delicate features as he went along with it, smile spreading gratefully across her lips. “ i wouldn’t do that. ” she responded with a laugh. although she really only knew his face and name she stood close to him, partially to sell that they knew each other well, partially so she’d have more ease getting behind him should her regular customer decide to come over. she mouthed a quiet “ thank you. ” as she rested her arms against the bar. significantly more relaxed, she pushed a lock of platinum blonde hair over her shoulder and shrugged, but kept the peppy, happy look on her face. “ i’ve tried, man. ” she sighed, pausing only to order herself a whiskey. “ i’ve hacked his phone like three times, computer a couple more times trying to scare him. even made up this whole crazy story about a possessive ex. i guess he’s just a creep. ” she says, voice low as she fished the cash out of her purse. “ did you need a refill? ” she asked, indicating to his own drink.

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starter / open

               for the last ten minutes hanna had been backed up against the bar, uncomfortable smile, awkward laughs, and blue eyes flitting around the room looking for a reason to escape the presence of a (far too) regular customer from her day job. usually she wouldn’t be so intimidated but she wasn’t sure how they’d found her. spotting someone she knew she made quick apologies and literally ducked under an arm to make her escape. she smiled as she approached. “ hey, there you are! ” she called loudly, friendly tone to her voice, walking quickly. once close enough, she didn’t let the smile fade, facade was important, but in a low voice she spoke again. “ please just go with me here? pretend we were meeting up or something? that guy’s being a total fucking creep. ” she wouldn’t ever admit but she was pleading. one thing about being a vault cracker, she could hack and get revenge to her heart’s delight but face to face with someone all she could really do was run. “ i’ll buy your drinks, whatever, just seriously he won’t fuck off. ”

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vincent / doc holliday

A tense voice and crossed arms. She was on the defensive from the get go. What was more, she had definitely not been the one to call for him and she was pissed that he was here. This would not be one of those nights where working for the Syndicate was easy. Criminals,it seemed, had very high tolerances for pain, and low tolerances for help. He nodded to her, his voice reassuring as he said, “We’re gonna do a concussion check, no doubt something you’ve probably had before, and if you’re okay, you can go straight home and take some acetaminophen and you won’t hear any more about this.” He had already pulled out the little flash light and was looking in her eyes as he talked. “Does your head hurt?” he asked, half assuming she’d lie.

            an irritable huff escaped the blonde but she didn’t protest, rather she straightened up her posture, pushing her shoulders back to indicate that she was ready for whatever he was going to try on her. face screwed up and she pulled back slightly as the light from his flashlight hit her eyes. who the fuck just carried a flashlight on them at all times? sherlock holmes? she wondered, still clearly not pleased about this entire situation. there’s a pause before she answers “ not enough to reason all this fuss. ” she answered simply, it wasn’t entirely a lie. her head didn’t hurt where she’d hit it. it just ached, a dull irritating ringing she was keen to block out with any kind of drug, and although her tumble was the most likely cause for that, it wasn’t certain. maybe she just hadn’t had enough water today. “ seriously, i didn’t even hit it that hard. ” she insisted, more trying to prove her toughness to herself than to anyone else in the room.