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Hi all!

There’s a strike going on at Vox Media rn so don’t cross the picket line and watch monster factory (on polygon or McElroy family page!)

<3 R

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A resounding “fuck YES” to all the staff at Vox who went on strike to support the Vox Union’s final day of bargaining. 

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Polygon Exclusive: Let's Play MAD VERSE CITY! | Jackbox Party Pack 5 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIs7VH87y-Y

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“IN FOR THE SUMMER”

Simone de Rochefort on Twitter - https://twitter.com/doomquasar/status/1008746349104451584

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I'm not even gonna open this beer, I'm just gonna keep it between my thighs. Where it belongs.

Simone de Rochefort E3 2018 Sony Press Conference: LIVE with Commentary! | Polygon @ E3 2018 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjUwXze4EFI

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"It may feel a little loose but that's okay - says Reggie." - Simone de Rochefort Nintendo Labo UNBOXING & BUILDING — Let's Make a Toy-Con RC Car!  - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjy7XdR6VvE

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“Salmonella de Rochefort” Simone de Rochefort on Twitter - https://twitter.com/doomquasar/status/902663347484725248

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Update:

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legolas-is-mine presenting legolasismine (Claire) and Simone de Rochefort (doomquasar) on Twitter on Tumblr - https://legolas-is-mine.tumblr.com/post/164821112035

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“Salmonella de Rochefort” Simone de Rochefort on Twitter - https://twitter.com/doomquasar/status/902663347484725248

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“I like to respect the gun by calling it by its full name.”

AWFUL SQUAD: High Noon at Pochinki w/ Griffin, Justin, Charlie, Simone, Clayton, Jeff, and Jake! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EktQOYx37Yc&t 

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Why do you have such nice clothes and why am I so naked always?

Simone de Rochefort AWFUL SQUAD: Griffin, Justin, Pat, Simone, Russ, Jake, Clayton and more!  - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdCtUouq9G8

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“I dunno, I’m having a punch party up here with some punch partners. A bisexual punch party is happening on top of this crate and I am loving every second of it.”

PUBG: Zombies with Nick, Griffin, Simone, Pat & Russ - Awful Squad - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agQZUSpL0SU

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“Everyone’s naked!”

“This. Is. My. FANTASYYYYYYYY!”

PUBG: Zombies with Nick, Griffin, Simone, Pat & Russ - Awful Squad - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agQZUSpL0SU

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I hold the vitality egg up to my ear, like it’s telling me a li’l secret.

Nick and Griffin Invent the VITALITY EGG (feat. Simone & Pat) - CoolGames Inc Animated - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqdieFqz8KE

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I'm there sucking the popsicle; standing over Allegra; my sweat dripping down onto her sleeping body... it's a good life that I lead.

Simone de Rochefort The Polygon Show Episode 5: “Corpse Explosion” - http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-polygon-show/e/50707910

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How could I have forgotten the best Summer Gay ensemble I own - https://www.instagram.com/p/BVyAxrehlXG/

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“I can make some street mayonnaise with this baby.”

Simone's Top 7 E3 Survival Tips — Polygon @ E3 2017 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neXSFwBQIa8

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It's always very unsettling - of course - to see Nazis in full Nazi regalia in the US because we're used to Nazis, y'know, not wearing Nazi regalia in the US. We're used to them just looking like the main characters of Far Cry 5.

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The Polygon Show Episode 2: “You, Me, and E3” - http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-polygon-show/e/50496738

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Look at ‘em, look at these lads. Russ, Nick, Griffin, Pat and Officer Simone Play PLAYERUNKNOWN’S BATTLEGROUNDS - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qai6f7Yi6Jw