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There will be no collection post, currently, for 707, Jaehee, or Ray. The first two only received one request each so they're already gathered in one spot, and Ray never received any. Probably because I couldn't tell you much about Ray's sexy side even if I tried.

Clearly I need to swap out Ray for 'fandom's perception of Unknown until we had his route' and then I'd totally be able to do it.

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NSFW Alphabet - Yoosung Collection

This is a collection of the NSFW alphabet in order, since they’re split up into multiple asks. It will be updated if/when other letters are added until it’s complete.

(Letters complete: I, K, L, M, P, V)

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Honestly, Yoosung somehow actually manages to be shy and flustered even in the middle of the act. It’s not like he can’t follow through and have sex, obviously, but getting super romantic or bold in the middle of it will fluster him badly enough to cause him to roll up in a flustered ball on the bed instead.

That said, he’s very caring and loving even during the act, he simply shows it in subtler ways, whether it be maintaining eye contact (with a bright red face) or placing kisses wherever he can reach during sex. He’s pretty inexperienced though, so it’ll be mostly up to his lover to tell him what his lover finds intimate or romantic.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Well, he’s a hard M. He enjoys being teased, spanked, and being taunted. Some light bondage wouldn’t go amiss, either. Alternatively - or even at the same time - he really likes being pampered and given lots of attention. Spoil him or punish him or do both at the same time. He’ll love it.

He’s also a fan of short skirts that flip up just enough when his lover walks to show off part of her hip, but he might die of embarrassment trying to explain that.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He doesn’t get too adventurous. The bed is where sex belongs! He doesn’t even think about doing it other places, most of the time. If he gets a little braver and more comfortable, though, there is a certain excitement to the (self-imposed) taboo of doing it in the computer chair - or doing other things in it - as long as they don’t actually end up bumping into any of his expensive computer equipment or anything.

Sex is important, but he spent a lot of money he doesn’t have to spare on all his equipment, okay?

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Yoosung is a simple boy, he doesn’t require a lot to get him going. Wear a cute nightie and give him a seductive look and he won’t be able to walk for a little while. He also responds extremely well to praise, much like a puppy that is starved for affection and attention, and will pursue even faint praise.

He’s also M, though, so taunting him with punishment and dirty talk will immediately get him super excited even though he doesn’t know why. His lover should be careful with the dirty talk itself, though, because he’s very sensitive to feedback, and belittling or insulting him may be internalized.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He’ll adapt to whatever his lover imposes on him, as he’s not likely to be the assertive/aggressive one when it comes to sex. If he is given control of the pace, though, it will end up faster, more desperate and urgent than not. He doesn’t have the experience or the self control to go slow and sensual, but he’d still enjoy it if his partner imposed it on him - though it might also be a kind of sweet torture if it goes on too long. He won’t be intentionally rough, but he’s more likely to edge up to rough on accident simply because he gets carried away, especially in the middle of the act.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Embarrassingly loud. Someone could make a porn soundtrack of some sort, or a x rated drama cd with the sounds he makes during sex. His sounds are loud, higher pitched, and arguably cute. This is a boy that could be worked up into tears by overstimulation pretty easily, and is definitely not able to be subtle or quiet without something covering his mouth. Whines, whimpers, and full throated desperate moans are all the kinds of stuff that can be expected from Yoosung during sex.

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NSFW Alphabet - V Edition

This is a collection of the NSFW alphabet in order, since they're split up into multiple asks. It will be updated if/when other letters are added until it's complete.

(Letters complete: C, J, K, O, V, Y -Not yet posted, but A and I are in the backlog of not yet fulfilled.)

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Absolutely loves marking his lover with it, and will go out of his way to do so if they’re having sex in any way. Aside from his preference for his lover to swallow, they pretty much have to directly ask him if they want it inside, otherwise he’s going to purposefully shoot it on them instead. He’s also likely to want to take pictures of his lover while they’re marked up for him, if he thinks it’s especially pretty or artful.

If his lover runs her fingers through it, playing with it or making designs out of it, she can expect him to immediately be ready to go for another round or two. He may even toss his camera aside in the middle of trying to take photos if she pushes her luck and does it then.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

After Rika he’s pretty depressive, so it’s not super likely that he does it all that often. He likely does it infrequently as needs require, and tries to fantasize about when Rika was better, or a world where things went better for them. If he’s not in a particularly good state, though, he may just try not to think about anything at all and try to get through it quickly.

If he’s been romanced by the MC, then the occurrences will likely spike upward, because he’s less down in the dumps and because he can’t be there with her to satisfy his desires any other way. Obviously in such a case his imagination will play out scenes of him dropping in on her unexpectedly, of him taking her away with him selfishly, and of dreaming about when he will eventually hold her in his arms again.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Creating amateur porn, obviously. Though if he creates it, it’s only ‘amateur’ because no one’s being paid. Obviously he leans more toward photography than video tape, but it should go without saying that combining his passion with sex - even if it’s just for personal consumption - is something he would enjoy.

If he has any of those, he’ll be taking those smutty photos with him for ‘assistance’.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

As noted, he’s a giver, so he prefers giving to receiving. He’ll happily settle in and please his lover for hours if he knows she’s enjoying it/wants him to. Receiving makes him a little more awkward and uncomfortable because he’s just…not experienced with it and probably doesn’t feel like he should deserve that kind of attention - especially if it’s not some kind of 69 situation where he can also do it.

If he does get a bit more comfortable about receiving, though, he’ll prefer his lover swallow, because he enjoys watching their throat work, and there’s something strangely satisfying and edifying for him that his lover would choose to something like that. He won’t be upset if his lover isn’t into that, but it is something he undeniably will prefer if given the opportunity.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s pretty reserved and quiet. V won’t make many sounds, usually. What can be drawn out of him, however, are more delicate and fragile sounds. Whimpers, gasping, panting, and sounds that better fit pain than pleasure are generally what will escape him, if he’s inflicted with more stimulation or pleasure than he can manage to hold back.

Many of the sounds he makes are too quiet to be heard by anyone other than his lover, but if one can manage to crack through his control, or catch him in a vulnerable moment (or spot), his volume will rather abruptly spike upward. Edging, deprivation, and other things that draw out the point of climax and strain his self control are the best ways to get him whimpering and begging through half-formed gasps, but his primary weakness/loudest point is at the point of orgasm. Any secret/semi public sex with V will require his lover to be prepared to muffle that. because it’s something he can’t really control.

Thus, it’s probably not a good idea to rush right into that particular kink, because his lover will go from ‘adorably quiet and subtle’ to ‘super obvious what just happened’ real quick.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

His drive isn’t particularly high. He’s lonely and seeks out comfort, yes, but strictly sex isn’t something that calls to him or drives him into doing much. He can handle extended dry periods extremely well without much sign that he even notices. He’s a giver, though, so while he might not have much of a drive, if his lover has a high drive he’ll always be up and raring to go as much as they are. Likewise, even long distance he’ll be immediately up for indulging in things like sexting and camsex with his lover if they are.

Probably with a really high-drive partner he’ll end up with a higher one himself just out of habit, especially if his other emotional needs are being met and he’s in a good mental state.

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NSFW Alphabet - Zen Collection

This is a collection of the NSFW alphabet in order, since they're split up into multiple asks. It will be updated if/when other letters are added until it's complete.

(Letters complete: A, C, G, O, T, U)

A = Aftercare

He’s more touchy-feely before and during sex than after. He’s usually pretty beat by the time it’s done, so while he’s not like ‘THANKS MAM HAVE A GOOD DAY BYE’ he doesn’t have a lot of energy for sustained cuddling or petting afterward. Pillow-talk while spooning or lightly hugging once neither of their bodies are oversensitive anymore, however, is perfectly fine with him.

There’s no particular time limit to that. If they have nothing better to do in the day, he’ll be content just laying around in bed with his partner for hours afterward and watching television or something. Assuming no one wakes the beast back up.

C = Cum

Zen is a hopeless romantic, even if he calls himself a beast. Marking his partner during sex is all well and good and hot and all, but internal cumshots are where it’s at for him. Doesn’t matter where, just knowing he’s left a part of himself with his partner gets him all worked up.

Just wait until you see how wrapped around their finger he gets if his partner ever ends up pregnant.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He’s more serious, whether he’s praising her and being mushy or whether he’s being wolfish and predatory joking around and being silly in bed isn’t really his style. It won’t ruin the mood if she acts silly, but it might earn a punishment if she takes it too far.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He likes it both ways, depending on how worked up he is. If the beast is still in its cage, he’ll prefer to do it himself to his lover, and he’s rather considerably experienced. He knows what he’s doing, and just how to adapt his technique to his lover’s particular preference. He makes no promises about keeping the beast in its cage if she’s too cute and alluring when she unravels, though.

If the situation is such that he’s already worked up and let the beast out of his cage, then he’s going to prefer receiving it, and he can get a bit rough and demanding with how he takes it. He’ll adapt and pace himself if she can’t handle it, but his preference is definitely rougher oral and throat penetration if he’s worked up enough to really want it.

If she’s too inexperienced to handle that, though, he won’t hold it against her - he’ll just find it hotter to know she’s less experienced than him, because that’s just how he is - and won’t try to do anything that brings her discomfort. If she’s into it, she can expect oral training so that she can keep up, if she’s not, he’ll survive.

T = Toy

Not only does Zen have toys, he has favorites. He doesn’t get particularly adventurous if they’re for himself, just a variety of onaholes and maybe a ring, but he delights in using all sorts of different toys on his partner, just to see how she reacts to them. He doesn’t have a sex dungeon or anything, but he does have a closet he fills up with toys he collects (discreetly) whenever he gets the chance. The stranger ones don’t get a lot of play but hey, if his partner gets bored, he knows where to turn.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He is, in fact, a gigantic tease. He knows he’s hot stuff (no he doesn’t, praise him more please) and he absolutely can’t get enough of his lover swooning over him. The kinds of photoshoots (not actual photos though, babe, gotta avoid the scandals) that she’ll be privy to make Zorro and The Jalepeno Topping Was Too Spicy look like wholesome family entertainment compared to the positions and poses he’ll put himself in just to excite her.

Teasing in that sense aside, during the act he’ll still tease, but in a more good spirited nature. He’s not gonna lean into dirty talk unless she likes it and encourages him to do so. In the sense of orgasm deprivation or edging, it depends on whether he’s feeling beastly. If he isn’t, he probably won’t do much teasing and edging in that sense, but if he is…watch out. He’s very good at doling out punishment if he’s been riled up.

(Bonus round:

C = Cum

Flash a cat picture or mention cats at the point of his climax and your sexy romp becomes a face full of sneezing. Have you experienced a man sneezing and orgasming at the same time??

it’s pitiful.

A = Aftercare

And for that you get a sulky Zen with no cuddles. NONE. You’re sleeping on the couch for that.

T = Toy

Bring in a cat shaped toy of any kind and it’s getting thrown at escape velocity into the trash by a scandalized Zen. And then there will be punishment.

When he’s done sneezing and feeling miserable.

you’ll be very sore for that. because sneezing makes him sore.)

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NSFW Alphabet - Jumin Collection

This is just a collection of the NSFW alphabet in order, since they're split up into so many asks. It will be updated if/when other letters are added until it's complete.

(Missing letters, since there's less of those: E. G. H, L, P, Q, W, Z - A and F in backlog already)

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

If he had to choose, he rather likes his fingers. They’re very dexterous and strong and they look good to him. They’re also where he wears his ring.

His favorite part of his wife is her lips. He adores seeing her smile, finds it cute when she purses her lips and pouts, enjoys watching it form words while he listens to her soothing voice, and finds it the softest and sweetest part of her when he touches or tastes it.

It doesn’t hurt that he’s really easily turned on imagining ‘inappropriate things’ to do with her mouth, either.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He enjoys marking his lover with his seed. Pearl necklaces, marking her stomach, breasts and thighs, basically by the time he’s finished with her, a shower is no longer optional. Money shots are okay, but he’s strictly into soft facials, and prefers his lover to swallow if it comes down to it. If they go out somewhere after the requisite shower, his gaze will undoubtedly trace the places on her that he’s recently marked while they’re out and about. With a certain amount of self-satisfied smugness.

If they won’t have much time and it’s only going to be a quickie, though, he prefers the intimacy of internal cumshot. It goes without saying that he would absolutely love to raise a family with his wife, and he won’t be shy about angling for that.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

His dirty secret isn’t even that dirty. It’s that he, along with everyone else in the RFA, also idly considered and had brief fantasies about making the party organizer his girlfriend when they first met.

Obviously he didn’t do anything about it, but it was a turn on and entertaining at the same time to imagine that the so-called ‘cute’ new party organizer would end up falling for him rather than the very obviously interested Zen or others.

He’d basically die before admitting it, though. It was kind of embarrassing then, and later - especially if she does end up picking him - he just feels bad about it, as if he did something wrong.

I = Intimacy

Jumin is hands down the most romantic and mushy man in the RFA. He’s the kind of person to entwine his fingers with her with his free hand while he steadies her with the other, regardless of what position they’re in. If it’s one that doesn’t require his hands being involved, the other will be running through her hair, or stroking her back or face, or whatever part of her happens to be nearest.

If she’s got a praise kink then oh boy good for her, because he’s quite the talker, determined to accompany every pass of his lips on her skin or anywhere else with some kind of praise, or some kind of declaration of love.

Sex for him is often like a deeper, more intimate form of cuddling, and he prefers to be able to be touching her as much as possible, as often as possible, enjoying her warmth and presence as much as he does her touch and taste.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Prior to his marriage, he just didn’t do it.

‘oh that’s not healthy-’

have you met Jumin? If he says no, he says no.

Afterwards when he’s not quite so sexually repressed, though, he tends to indulge fairly frequently when he’s forced to be away from his wife, such as business trips and stuff. He doesn’t really do anything wild and exciting about it, though. Usually he does it in the shower or the hotel bed while thinking about her - or if they’re particularly adventurous, while they’re on the phone together.

When he’s at home he generally doesn’t need to do so, since he’d rather funnel all his drive into her, but if she is the kind who likes watching, he won’t really mind putting on a show for her, though he might be a bit perplexed early on what she gets out of it (probably right up until she returns the favor).

K = Kink

Jumin likes high heels and corsets. They needn’t be worn together, but things that accentuate the shape of his lover’s body and guide the eye along it pair well with the fact that he prefers to be teased with modest and classy clothes, rather than showy lingerie.

For a more ‘hardcore’ kink, he likes face sitting/queening and that kind of thing, as it gives him great satisfaction to know that his partner is completely indulging herself in what she wants, without worrying about him. It’s not like he doesn’t also want to be satisfied, obviously, but he really wants her to be #1 in her own life and his, and so it’s satisfying to see her do so.

He has other more selfish kinks, but he loses interest in them in favor of pampering his wife.

Along with heels and corsets, he does enjoy the allure of chokers, especially the thin kind that wrap tightly around the neck and follow the dips and curves of the throat.

I’m not sure if you’d call it a kink per se, but he enjoys sexual exhaustion - not so much his own, but driving his partner to complete sexual exhaustion and leaving them barely conscious jelly is satisfying to him.

M = Motivation

He’s rather extremely easy to ‘get going’, there’s no time that she can just come to him and ask and expect him to say ‘no’. He’ll drop whatever he’s doing if he has to. Bedroom eyes will work just as well. But as for what turns him on that isn’t an immediate response to her interest, let’s just say he’s very easily distracted by her mouth. An MC with an oral fixation would frankly drive him crazy. Anything that draws his attention to her lips and mouth, especially if it involves her putting her mouth on something idly. He’s got self control, but sucking, licking, or nibbling on a pen or something is gonna leave him in a state once he notices.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that causes her harm, physically or mentally, is a no. He can be cajoled into mild choking or hair pulling, but slapping, clamps, whips, or other things that inflict physical pain on her are an instant turn off. He can also be goaded into dirty talk, but humiliation and degradation that actually hurt her are a nope.

He also wouldn’t be into cuckqueaning, even if she were into it. He just simply wouldn’t be able to get it up for someone else even if he tried.

Note that if she somehow ended up romancing Jumin without undoing all his tangled threads or getting him into permanent simp mode, he’d be much more willing to be rough or say hurtful things during sex, because he’s all tangled up and confused inside, and more likely to respond with anger about it.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

It’s his weakness. There’s something he finds extremely intimate and fulfilling about watching his wife’s mouth on him like that. He’s not particularly proud of it, considering it’s something that doesn’t involve providing her pleasure instead, but it’s a constant he’s been into since they met.

He prefers to receive it than give it, honestly, but he doesn’t dislike giving it, either, as it’s a part of pampering and spoiling his wife. His experience is a total of nothing before they’re married, unless he loses his control and they scandalously do things in the week or so that she’s his fiancee but not yet his wife, in which case it’s a total of nothing before they’re engaged. However, he’s extremely dedicated and determined, and so he’ll make it one of his missions in life to find out exactly the best ways to drive her wild with his mouth, if that’s what she likes. He’ll do it even if it’s not really what she likes, just for the times when she wants him to do it, actually, but expect him to be as good (and relentless) at pleasuring his wife as he is at running C&R.

His wife’s stocks will really soar, if you get me.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Within reason, if it’s of his own volition. semi-public sex and ‘may be walked in on’ are within his purview, and if he comes across something that seems interesting, he’ll bluntly ask if she’d like to try it without any shame involved. And every time he hears about some new sex act or position, he does consider whether it would be a good fit for her.

If it’s of her volition, there’s basically nothing he won’t do (aside from what’s in his no’s, and he’d try if she really insisted, he’d just fail and feel very distressed about it). She would experience resistance for anything too wild or that could cause consequences for them (such as fully public / open sex or things that interfere with C&R’s business, or sexting in the chatroom) but if she’s persistent, she will probably succeed in getting him to do it.

Much to the horror of anyone other than them.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Do you think “I’ll claim you over and over until you lose consciousness” means that he’s short lived?

That self control of his comes greatly in handy, one may even say it gets abused. If he wants to outlast his lover, he will, and it’s as simple as that. He’s rather healthy, and has a short refractory period, so ‘outlasting’ could mean holding back until his wife is spent, or, as he threatened, quite literally ‘claiming’ her body over and over until she loses consciousness.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Jumin is canonically completely open to toys and decorations. Whether it be collars and chained heels or other more complex and dedicated toys. He wouldn’t own any on his own, and he might take some inspiration or prodding to pick some out on his own, but if it’s suggested to him that his lover wants to use them, he’ll immediately agree and go out to get them.

Using toys on himself would be completely perplexing to him, and probably not be something he cares for, but he would definitely get into using toys on on his partner once he had those toys. He’d also, canonically, be very into his partner taking part in the shopping for and picking out of those toys.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Jumin is not naturally a tease in any aspect of his life. Sex is no different. Unless the MC considers his propensity to excessively praise her to be a kind of teasing, there’s just not going to be much of that from him.

However, just as with other aspects in his life, if MC is a relentless tease herself, he will turn the tables every once in a while and counter her tit-for-tat. In that sense, he can be trained to be quite the tease if it’s what MC wants, but he isn’t naturally so.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

If for some reason he were given a reason to be, he can and will be completely quiet. Any sounds made would be low in his throat, easily confused for choking or coughing, and likely only to be during times of peak sensitivity or pleasure.

Outside of that situation, however, he is rather…unrestrained. As he’s busy chattering on praising his lover, it’d be difficult to selectively restrain the sounds he makes. They’re typically masculine sounds, lower purrs and growls deep in his chest, or harsher groans. If he’s feeling more desperate for some reason, however, his pitch will raise accordingly.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He’s a bit above average in length, something like 8 1/2′‘,  with a girth befitting of his (physical) stature. If a dick could be elegant, that’s how best to describe what’s going on in those pants. As his family is conservative and traditionally christian, he’s cut.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He’s kind of a mixed bag. This is a man who went 28 years a virgin without even being tempted to change that despite being constantly surrounded by glamorous and beautiful woman who’d love nothing more than to change that, and who was gearing up to go 28 more years without a problem (if anything he seemed kind of excited that he might get magical powers soon).

However…that’s really less to do with his sex drive and more to do with his self control and disdain toward casual sex. The concept of him being carnal disgusted him, and so he just refused. Break that self control, however, and you’ll find that he’s very much got the kind of sex drive that you’d expect from the son of a noted womanizer.

This is the man who couldn’t help immediately fantasizing about having sex with the woman who he happened to like the moment she arrived in his apartment, whose self control was fraying so badly by the end of three days that he’d already started to get sexual with his cuddling and knew he wouldn’t make it another day without going the whole way, and the same man who said “I’ll claim your body over and over until you pass out”, and the guy who nodded along to people saying how he needed to date the MC ‘like a normal person’ before progressing his relationship with them and immediately proposed to her instead, because all he really got out of that was ‘you can’t live together and have sex until you’re married’.

Basically, once his switch is flipped, it’s flipped. He’s a heavily repressed man who gets voracious once he’s actually willing to give into his desires. Zen’s beast has nothin’ on it. Of course, if his wife can’t handle that and needs him to pull back, he will, but it doesn’t change that his sex drive is super high with her, he’ll just be doing his level best to control it.

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juminhan4ever

I’m disagree

You can disagree, sirmaam, but "Don't call me Mr. Han when I'm not at work" makes me feel pretty confident of my call!

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I'm looking at my backlog of requests and a lot of the ones I haven't done are just smut.

it's just so many requests for Jumin banging, you don't even understand how many.

so in the spirit of that thirst since I'm still too busy to fill out those prompts right now, I'll give a freebie headcanon for Jumin smut:

If you call Jumin "Mr. Han" during sexy time, leading up to sexy time, or after sexy time he does not like it.

Don't do that.

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If MC asked Jumin help do makeup with MC would jumin be good at makeup? 😂

Oh, absolutely not. He’s never even done his own make up, let alone a woman’s make up.

There are three possible responses for it:

1 - If the MC isn’t very close to Jumin when she asks, he’ll offer to hire her a top-tier makeup artist, or suggest that she get Zen’s help. He’s aware that he’s no good at doing make up, so he won’t even try. If she insists he’ll find it amusing, but not be moved.

2 - If the MC is close to him but they’re not romantically involved, it’s possible he’ll be cajoled into trying once, but while he’ll react with good humor about it, any future attempts to forego the makeup artist will be deflected.

3 - If they’re married, the MC will be able to convince him to try fairly easily, and while he won’t be good at it, he’ll put admirable effort to become good at it - likely by taking some personal lessons - until he’s able to do it well for her any time she likes.

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Would jumin kiss his lockscreen if it had MC on the lockscreen phone? Sorry it's kinda hard to explain.

Only if it were suggested to him to do so. He would certainly use an image of her on his lockscreen and look at it to ‘recharge’ through the day if he’s at work or if he’s away on a business trip, but it simply wouldn’t occur to him to kiss his screen unless someone like Zen suggested it. Even then, he’ll probably only do so when he’s in another country or otherwise physically blocked from seeing her for an extended amount of time, and then comment directly to her that it’s not a very good substitute.

If she’s lucky, it’ll be via phone and not in chat.

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Hiiii 💜 do you have any headcanons for sleeping with Jumin? Not the nsfw kind... not that I wouldn't mind that either 😆 but like the actual sleeping with Jumin kind? Thank you 😊😊

Sleeping alongside Jumin is pretty uneventful, if one excludes the sex. If there’s lingering sexual tension because there’s been no sex in the relationship yet - such as the visit in the apartment - there will likely be little actual sleeping from him. His guard will be up too far to sleep, not because he doesn’t trust the MC, but because he doesn’t trust himself. Assuming he’s cajoled into laying next to her, he won’t move much

After that little bump in the road, though, sleeping alongside him is quiet and relaxing. He’s a quiet person in general, and so laying in bed at night after a long day, or in the early morning, is likely to be a fairly quiet affair. It doesn’t matter to him whether he holds the MC in his arms or whether she’d rather lay with her head atop his chest, or really any other position. He’s likely to seek out her warmth on some level no matter what, though, so he won’t ever end up in those positions where one partner is halfway hanging off of the bed and there’s a large gap between them in the sheets.

Although he finds it a bit silly to talk after going to bed, even when ruling out the after-sex pillow talk, he’ll be more than open to softly spoken conversation as either of them are cozied up together in the dark. It’d be difficult to get a lullaby out of him, given he can’t sing, but the MC can always request bedtime stories to be told to her if she wishes, and he’ll happily pamper her with them, even if he eventually just makes them up himself when he runs out of bedtime stories he’d actually ever bothered to read or have read to him as a child.

It’s important to him that the MC hold her own schedule, whatever the schedule is that she desires, without feeling restricted by his, but it’s hard for him not to go to bed whenever she does, and harder still to get out of it without her. Not simply because of a desire for sex, but because laying next to her in bed is an excuse for him to simply be near her, soaking in her warmth, her smell, and her voice comfortably close to him in a way that is inconvenient to do when they’re not in bed.

He does sleep, unlike the times before they’ve had sex, but he tries not to do so until she falls asleep. Part of it is simply because if she’s awake he’s probably engaged in her in some way, even if it’s listening for anything she might say or need, or to respond appropriately to any action she takes, but another is simply that he enjoys the sight of her peacefully, safely asleep next to him. Enjoying the sensation of having someone like his wife there in his arms, someone whom he loves differently from anyone else, and who loves him unlike anyone else in the world, someone who sees everything he is and trusts him enough to show him everything she is, is simply something he won’t ever grow tired of.

[ohhoworiginalrfaheadcanons]

If MC shows Jumin aspects of “commoner” life, what would his favorite and least favorite parts of that be?

Canonically he actually experiences ‘commoner’ life in his Normal Ending when he quits and just becomes a normal employee. He appears to be thriving, so it’s likely there’s nothing that bothers him too much living life without the golden spoon, despite Zen’s assumptions.

With that in mind, however...it may be easiest to answer this in the form of describing what Jumin likes and dislikes most about his life in the Normal Ending, sans how his relationship with his father would be affected.

Jumin’s feelings about ‘Commoner life’

It’s no secret that Jumin pushes himself extremely hard at work, harder than he pushes anyone else, even Jaehee. Despite what some may think, however, he’s not actually a workaholic - he merely does what he sees is necessary as the Director of C&R.

It’s frankly a relief to no longer be Director of C&R. The responsibilities feel like a literal weight has been lifted off of his shoulders, and merely quitting his job to live with his wife in a simpler life may have immediately lengthened his life.

Sometimes he almost feels like he has too much time on his hands, and if not for his wife being there to spend it with, it’s not that he’d become a workaholic suddenly per se, it’s just that he quite literally wouldn’t be certain what to do with his time if not work. It’s hard to say whether Jaehee would find that funny or frightening.

Has he mentioned how nice it is not to have the constant pressure of ensuring his division succeeds, tracking everything he does to avoid scandals and weighing potential actions against stock prices and investors? All of that is no longer his concern, and while he was still raised in such a way that he’ll never be some wild daredevil, it is quite....freeing, to simply decide whether to do something based on whether it sounds like something he’d like to do.

A smaller paycheck means downsizing everything. No longer can they live in a penthouse or a perfectly designed dream house - now they have a condo somewhere or a modest house. It’s likely that his own personal savings are more than enough to buy either, rather than simply renting them, but it is quite a different feeling. Everywhere he looks isn’t just someone who works for him or a customer of his, but neighbors who have nothing to do with him - or if they were lucky enough to get somewhere more isolated, it’s quiet. He thinks it’s cozy, and with Elizabeth the 3rd and his wife by his side, nowhere is lonely or too quiet.

They sleep longer, and they get vacations that last longer than half a week more often than once every two years.

He never found his old clothing uncomfortable, but the clothing he wears now is almost a physical representation of the way his duties and responsibilities have lifted off of him - no longer so restrictive and monotone, inflexible and constantly forcing him to stand and move in certain ways. He’ll never be caught dead wearing sweats and a t-shirt or anything like that, he still has particular tastes, but a sweater vest over a simple shirt and relaxed slacks with hardly any starch might as well be free flowing robes.

His wife is beautiful and in her element, and it truly feels as if he’s joined her in her world, not plucked her out of hers and forced her into his. And not only does he get to spend more time with her, but he can spend much more time with Elizabeth the 3rd as well, so that neither of his wonderful women become lonely.

There are things he doesn’t particularly care for as much, though:

He no longer has servants, or employees at all. No maid to clean up after him when he gets absent-minded - save his wife, whom he loathes to inconvenience - no chef to make exquisite meals, no Jaehee to handle menial things he’d rather not, and no driver to take him places.

His car is nowhere near as good as the limousine. There’s no phone in it except his own cellphone - and nowhere to put that cellphone. There’s no mini bar, so if he doesn’t think to bring his own drink it’s just not there, and because he’s the one driving, a glass of wine after work on the way home simply isn’t possible anymore. Of course he could have his wife drive...but he wishes to pamper her, firstly, and he doesn’t hate driving, even if he really does need to get a license before he gets himself into trouble.

He doesn’t get to decide his own schedule. Technically he worked for C&R and his father before, but working as a low-level employee is a completely different experience - he’s had it before, when he first started in C&R, but it was long ago and he had nothing to compare it to at the time. If he’d like to work late, he simply isn’t allowed to. If he’d like to take a vacation, it must be approved - though he still somehow manages to take them much more than before, it does rankle at times that he’s quite literally forced to take them.

Even at work, he still has no employees. It goes without saying that at his skill and experience level he’ll rise in the ranks no matter what, but middle management is an entirely different ballgame from being the second in line for an entire corporation. It’s true that being up top is more restrictive than people realize, but at lower levels, he is his own assistant.

The plants aren’t his, but it still drives him up the wall to watch how carelessly people flood them and poorly take care of them at work.

There’s no real way around it: cheap food just isn’t as good as expensive food. Despite popular opinion, rich people also have pizza and hamburgers if they want to - they’re just made of higher quality, more expensive ingredients, by chefs who are just better at making them. It’s not impossible to afford more expensive food, but it’s a luxury he can only indulge in sometimes now.

Elizabeth the 3rd is suffering most from all of it: she can no longer afford the most expensive and pampering cat hotels, the best sitters, the best groomers, the best food, or the best care. It also, unfortunately, ended her career as a poster cat. It’s perhaps his least favorite part of commoner life: living rough himself is one thing, but making her do it as well feels unnecessarily cruel.

In the end, there are both positive sides to commoner life over his golden spoon life and negatives. Unlike what Zen might believe, Jumin is perfectly capable of adapting to it - though on his own he’d likely end up climbing the ranks again by his pure effort, skill, and ambition. With his wife, however, he’ll be happy no matter what kind of life he has. If he resigns from C&R to be with her, he’ll adapt to commoner life alongside her, and likely never move beyond a content middle-management businessman who works alongside her, takes vacations annually, and struggles to pamper his cat himself.

[ohhoworiginalrfaheadcanons]

Ah, I suppose there's something wrong on my end, because that link doesn't work either. Sorry for the trouble

I’ve got the rules and FAQ right here:

rules

RFA headcanon blogs aren’t super complex, but I’ll nevertheless list out important things to be known.

The one who runs it hasn’t played Another Story, so don’t expect anything to conform to that.

Jaehee is a nonromantic route in the game, and so while she’s still an option for headcanons, it will be with the filter that she’s MC’s best friend, not girlfriend. which hey at least that’s something original about this blog

There’s been like 4 years of these blogs so let me just mark off the things you can’t ask about, because there’s no point.

1 - MC is (sexuality/gender) - the only interesting responses to be gleaned from this is incompatible gender/sexuality with the RFA member in question, and those have been asked to death

2 - MC has (physical/mental illness/disability) - unless it’s something really special, there’s nothing of interest to be gleaned from this. In cases 1 and 2, the answer will universally be “The RFA love and accept you no matter who you are so long as you did their routes correctly”

3 - In summary, if the response is going to be basically universal and predictable, what’s the point of the question? You already know the answer, and my creativity won’t be able to add to that.

4 - Suicide of RFA or MC - this has been done to death and probably will fall in line with #2 anyway.

5 - Rape of RFA or MC - same with #4. Plus, in general, while angst is fine try not to get crazy heavy. I don’t want to see angry people in my asks or mentions complaining about a prompt

6 - NO POLITICS. They’re all in South Korea, anyway, Your US/UK politics probably don’t matter that much to them. That includes tumblr political stuff that isn’t strictly related to national politics but unquestionably has a left/right spectrum attached to it. Don’t play coy about it. I won’t answer it if you submit it, and if it’s particularly egregious, I’ll make a hall of shame to put you in.

Besides. These people think that it’s more important to hold a party to advance their careers than to not put a person next to a bomb, Their sensibilities are bizarre.

I’ll add anything else I feel I need to here, but the general gist should be easy to see. Try not to go for stuff that’s been asked 70 billion times and likely won’t have much variation no matter who answers it, and try not to ask blatantly pandering things that, again, don’t really have much flexibility to respond with.

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Other notes to keep in mind when asking things:

If you’re asking something that could be interpreted as SFW or NSFW, indicate which one you mean.

Try not to provoke negative responses. “What if the Choi Twins or Rika and V had their roles reversed” is one thing, “What if Jumin or Yoosung get caught kidnapping MC” or something like that is another thing entirely. This isn’t Quora, don’t give me leading questions/prompts just meant to character assassinate.

Questions don’t need to strictly be about the MC, It can also be like ‘what happens if 707 is abducted by aliens on live tv’ - obviously anything that isn’t going to let said character react, though, just won’t have them react, and MC probably won’t ever have a reaction, because she’s milquetoast and almost 100% based off of the route you’re on.

FAQ

           Asked of the blog owner, not of the headcanon type. for now.

#1 - No, I don’t really like 707, no that doesn’t mean I’m gonna be unfair to him in his headcanons. Nor Jaehee.

#2 - No, I’m not gonna write Baehee. I’m writing her as the platonic route.

[ohhoworiginalrfaheadcanons]

Hey I'm so sorry for complaining, but none of the rules links seem to work.... I just get redirected to your main page. I really love your page though! Thank you so much for your works

Oh...that’s weird?

https://ohhoworiginalrfaheadcanons.tumblr.com/rules Does this work? Maybe if I link it directly like this? If not, there’s something wrong on your end, because the link works for me even in private window mode, but I can copy/paste the rules and faq for you if you really need me to.

[ohhoworiginalrfaheadcanons]

omg there’s a position called the snail ????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 idk y I found that so funny LMAO

That’s not even the weirdest name of sex positions. I don’t know why they feel the need to try to get so creative with them, it’s as mystifying as cocktails.

[ohhoworiginalrfaheadcanons]

hello! how are you? i wanted to ask where i can find the rules, please? i'm kind of new to tumblr and i can't really find them 😭

You can find them right here

The theme is kind of weird so instead of having a big button for it, it’s just a link.

[ohhoworiginalrfaheadcanons]

can i request something on the exact moment he's fallen in love with mc please? i love your hcs so much!!

I don’t know who ‘he’ is so I guess I’m gonna try to do every boy. It’s a little bit of a difficult prompt, though, as generally speaking love is a process and not a singular moment of flipping a switch, but I’ll do my best.

The moment the RFA (realized they) fell in love with the MC

YOOSUNG

Pinpointing the moment that his obsessive crush turns to love is difficult, even for Yoosung. His feelings are all tumbled up and confused from the first moment he hears the MC’s voice, or maybe even from the first moment she became the next ‘party planner’ and his broken, grieving heart told him ‘I won’t have to hurt because Rika is gone if she’s not gone anymore’.

Therefore it really is hard to say the exact moment he truly fell in love with her. Given the wild situation that followed up his realization that he’d been unfairly mixing together his feelings for the MC and Rika, he never really had the time to examine his feelings for her very closely. He knew that he cared for her and needed her, and that the thought of losing her made it feel like he’d be swallowed up by a great black hole that would crush him with its overwhelming emptiness until he was less than even dust.

He really can’t pinpoint the moment his confused feelings turned into love purely for the MC and not for the memory of Rika through the MC, only that they absolutely did. 

Perhaps it was the moment that he was certain he was about to die and he thought not of seeing Rika, but of not getting to see her.

The exact moment was probably when he finally did see her, standing across the room, beautiful and perfect, the sun that filled his life with warmth and love, who gave him the strength to be more than he ever believed he could be not because she was some reincarnation of echo of Rika, but because she wasn’t.

If he didn’t know before then, it had to be that moment that he knew for sure he loved the MC with all of his heart, and always would do so.

ZEN

It’s honestly also pretty tough to say when he fell in love with her exactly. He’s easy, and he won’t even front that he isn’t. He could tell immediately from the way she typed in chat that she was cute, and his feeling that she had a good heart proved to be true almost immediately. It goes without saying even if she’d been a cat person, a weird jokester like Seven, or a workaholic who needed to find a way to take a break sometimes, he’d have liked her all the same. He’s easy, and when they met he was frankly a little desperate.

But she didn’t care for cats, she liked his work, she liked him. She called him and asked him to sing for her, she appreciated and supported his work but she also liked him. Of course he was charmed and enchanted by her quickly. But when did he truly fall for her, not just her cuteness, not just as a girlfriend he was desperate for?

It’s a little weird to think about in retrospect, but the very moment that he opened his eyes and knew, the moment the pit of his stomach twisted and pulled his heart along with it like it never had before, was actually the moment he woke up after that dream. That terrible feeling he had, the sense that the MC would be taken away as a hostage and he’d truly lose her forever still lingered in his mind even after he woke up from it. If you only know what you have once you’ve lost it, then that dream made him realize just how much he truly loved the MC by experiencing losing her. In a way, it could also be said that in losing her in the dream, the feeling of having her back that he experienced upon waking was the moment his already deep feelings for her crystallized into actual love.

707

When did he first fall in love with her?

What did it feel like before he’d ever taken a breath, just after being born, when he first drew in air in his lungs?

When he first tasted food and his belly was full, or when he first saw or heard something, what did it compare to never having heard or seen anything?

He’s got a pretty great memory, but he can’t answer any of those questions, because it’s so long ago now that he just can’t remember. They’re all such precious things that by all rights it should be burned in his memory completely, but instead those sensations became so normal they’ve become something he takes for granted - he just knows that when he inhales he’ll receive air, when he looks he’ll see, and when he touches he’ll feel.

The MC is light in his darkness, and that light is so blinding it’s hard for him to know or remember, because it makes his eyes water and his vision blur when he tries to look back at when that light began.

It’d be easy to say the moment he loved her was when he ran to save her, but that probably isn’t true, because she became his motivation for doing...just about everything, long before that point. He told himself that he was only pretending and playing along with her like he did everyone else to make himself feel better about it, but is that really true?

He’s pretty sure he’s not so easy that the moment he saw her in the CCTV he fell for her - his heart’s too stony for that. But in the same way it’s hard to pinpoint the moment that the first ray of sunlight slips over the horizon in the dark of the night, even if that’s the moment dawn starts, it’s hard to pinpoint the moment her light cracked through his stone into his darkness, even if that’s the moment he began to love her.

It was probably before the point where he sicced a flame-throwing dog robot on his superior and risked ugly death to protect her from what might be a threat. But he knew by then he was in over his head, he wasn’t totally in denial or blind.

In the end it was probably just like the dawn. In the middle of a quiet night, when he wasn’t paying attention at all, and he heard her laugh over the phone.

JUMIN

It goes without saying that Jumin doesn’t actually recognize the moment he falls for her. He doesn’t really understand love like that. He’s observed the love V and Rika had, he knows the difference between how his father treats him and how everyone else in his life has and how he feels toward his father in turn, and he knows that he felt something special toward Rika himself, but none of those really encompass the feeling of romantic love from himself to someone else.

As such, if his feelings for the MC differed from the rest of the RFA, it would be all too easy for him to excuse and dismiss it as a friendly rapport built up from the fact that she was smart and kind and seemed to understand not just his humor but him in ways the rest of the RFA simply didn’t. Logically, it only stands to reason that he’ll feel closer to and like her more than the others if they’re on the same wavelength and she’s not purposefully attempting to aggravate him.

As such, under normal circumstance there’s no telling when he might realize his feelings for her differ from that of the rest of the RFA, nor when they really would differ. In some ways, then, it’s lucky that things go all sideways as suddenly and extremely as they do. It makes it very easy for him to pinpoint that moment he became absolutely certain his feelings shifted from protective and friendly to inappropriately romantic.

When he tried to lock himself away from the world, to cut himself off to sort through things on his own as he always usually did, somehow she found her way over to turn up on his doorstep without any warning, without him having to ask her, and without him even realizing until then that he needed her to be there.

That moment is undoubtedly the moment Jumin Han absolutely fell in love with her.

I don’t know enough about V and Ray’s routes to do theirs.

[ohhoworiginalrfaheadcanons]

Hello, can I get Jumin with MC who doesn’t like wearing dresses and skirts (like she prefers wearing boyish things such as shirts)?

Jumin honestly doesn’t mind at all if she wants to dress in a more masculine manner. Although he has no real fear of his father stealing the MC, and they’ve even repaired their relationship a fair bit by the end of his route, there’s still a subconscious level of trauma that simply can’t be erased so quickly and easily - if ever. Thus, even when he has no reason to be worried at all by his wife looking sexy and feminine, there will still be a small and unavoidable part of him that is just that little bit more relaxed and at ease with her spending time with his father if she’s more of a tomboy.

It’s not an indication of his trust in her at all, this should be stressed. It’s essentially a form of PTSD brought on by his father’s neglect and misconduct through his life.

That aside, Jumin isn’t particularly attracted to the MC simply because she physically checks his boxes. While it’s true he has tastes and preferences, he always wishes for her to dress only exactly as she wishes to. If that happens to be in a typically masculine or tomboyish way, he will find that cute and just adorably ‘her’. It doesn’t hurt that what preferences he does have leans toward modest and more innocent anyway. If she goes so far as to literally wear men’s clothing rather than just ‘boyish’ girls clothes, he’ll probably be amused - especially if her build is slight and they just don’t quite fit right - but will likely only express that with amused looks and indulgence.

If she goes for his clothes, though...that’s a different matter that will immediately cause alarm and flustered reactions, and likely some level of protest no matter his dedication to letting her wear exactly what she wants.

It’s just that it’ll be really hard for him to do anything if he’s that consistently turned on.