I have an idea.💡🪶
I have a few additions to the current weekly T-word appreciation schedule I’d like to bring before The Council of the LERs and The Ministry of LEEs, respectively.
I feel there’s too large a gap between certain days of T-word appreciation and I aim to close that gap with this resolution.
As proposed, the weekly T-word appreciation schedule would be as follows:
“Make it stop” Monday
Tummy Tuesday
Worship Wednesday
“This is torture” Thursday
Feet Friday
Side Saturday
Sole Sunday
Alternates for consideration:
Midriff Monday
Thigh Thursday
Sitting Saturday
I welcome any and all feedback from both sides of the feather and hope to hear from you soon.
Mercilessly yours,
The 313 Tickler














