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When I am on my death bed and my organs are failing me, when I am too weak to even speak, I need one of you guys to turn on the hospital TV and put on She-Ra and the Princesses of Power Season 5 Episode 5 "Save the Cat" so that my last moments on Earth can be within the light of peak fiction.

dearbelovedlover

Revive like a zombie JUST to drop the entire show google drive

Apparently the S1 part is not working properly, however, do not lose hope yet <- by okcatradora.ga on insta

thebootydiaries

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

writeouswriter

My brain: New story idea!! Must write now!

Me: okay… what’s the plot..?

My brain: Hmm, plot? No, no, no, none of that here, my good friend, my good sir, my good ma’am, but may I offer you an overall general Vibe, an aesthetic if you will, a vague feeling to convey, a-

mjalti

it must be so nice to be rich instead of like … having to develop a personality

sageklaire

shut up lol

mjalti

buy my silence

weavemama

trump supporters across the U.S:

miiriya

lesbiansgoal

travelaway

hymnsofheresy

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

hymnsofheresy

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must.

natashatroyka-deactivated201902

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

hymnsofheresy

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

sonickitty

I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

thebeachboys-deactivated2020050

let him say fuck

thetinygingerbreadgirl

I was at a crossing once and a kid’s dad said ‘and we have to wait for the green man’ and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that that’s what you do. I’ve never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited.

dvandom

Corollary to “it takes a village” is that you’re gonna get a village whether you ask for it or not.

iconuk01

I’ll sometimes take a chance at pedestrian crossings if the road is clear, but am physically incapable of doing so if a child is waiting to cross too, even if the road is empty for a mile in either direction.

muchymozzarella

OH THIS IS A MOOD

araceil

I do not want to be the goon responsible for a little kid rushing out into moving traffic just because they saw the lady in the red coat do it. Lead by example. All humans understand this and the majority follow this. Because even if they aren’t aware of it, none of them want to be the example a kid thinks of before they get themselves killed.

punkrorschach

I once crossed the street before the signal happened and a kid on the opposite side pointed at me and was like “HE CROSSED TOO EARLY” and his dad went “yes and that’s dangerous” and I looked the kid dead in the eye and went “I’ve been hit by a car three times, listen to your father”.

wang-fire

May I interrupt your scrolling with a turtleduck

damn-shawty

Please do

fire-is-her-water

I keep seeing this fucking argument about trans people using bathrooms like “Well if that had been an option for me back in the day I totally would’ve signed up as a ‘trans-whatever’ to get into the girls’ locker room back in high school” (Yeah, the fuckwit on FB I saw earlier actually said ‘trans-whatever’).

Like, you really, genuinely think that you, as a 16 year old presumably straight teenage boy would have changed your name, requested everyone you know call you by different pronouns, changed your entire wardrobe and look, went to school presenting yourself as a girl, dealt with the bullshit you would likely have gotten from your parents, family, friends, classmates, teachers, doctors, neighbors, people on the street, and rearranged your entire life…

Because you maybe, might have possibly caught a glimpse of a titty in the locker room?

Yeah, it’s clearly the trans people we should be worried about.

spyderqueen

I always find it interesting that they seem to think that declaring “Given the opportunity I absolutely would have been a sexual predator” is a defense of their position.

vaspider

I always find it interesting that they seem to think that declaring “Given the opportunity I absolutely would have been a sexual predator” is a defense of their position.

I am just going to save this, modify pronouns as needed, and use it as a response to this. Forever.