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COMPUTER SCREEN - TUMBLR - DAY The curly haired, thick-bearded face of a 23 year old screenwriter, who doubles as a poet, triples as an otaku/fanboy and quadruples as a rebel against the agents of The Matrix. THAT GUY "Hello, friend. This may come as a shock, but you have not reached my page out of any coincidence. One might say that your being here at this very moment was inevitable. Make good use of this oppurtunity, and do as you wish. Following me would not be ideal, as I may take you to be a threat." His typing halts in its tracks. Continues. THAT GUY "You are not alone." THE END.

[geekmythology]

Jupiter Ascending - Official Trailer 2 [HD] (by Warner Bros. Pictures)

[noirlac]

[vojska]

[ohmaiguy]

ohmaiguy: return, imminent

[maineventheel-deactivated201810]

Oh my god, dat bridge. I can fap to this.

[ohmaiguy]

Finally finished my Sgt. Keroro plushie! #KeroKeroKero

[ohmaiguy]

Me and Ainsley Brooke Pulliam! :)

[erk2s-deactivated20150630]

[gailsantos]

[nevver]

Movie Poster Clichés

[daisyduke0106]

[infinitybetween0and1]

[ohmaiguy]

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

[fucker-icons]

[huffl3puff]

Dammit Ninenine

[rollinslayer]

[450capetown]

It’s about damn time