Land-Locked

Living in Denver, land of men and sunshine. These are my stories.

[ohmenver]

Love notes from Johnny. Truest words. #emokids #brandnew #moleskine

[ohmenver]

🌴Palm trees make me so happy🌴 😊 #sunsetspam #sunset #florida #palmtrees

[ohmenver]

Institutional Racism Affects our Perceptions.

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[ohmenver]

Love my pool buddy, love October in Florida 🐶☀️📚🌴

[tylerknott]

The clouds have rolled in and all I can think to want is you in this bed.

Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)

[ohmenver]

Oh hai Tumblr, it's been forever.

Let's see... since I've been away... 

I said goodbye to Denver, moved to Miami, then I moved to Sarasota, then I PASSED THE MOTHERFUCKING BAR EXAM!!!!

Then I slept for a million hours because that was a fucking exhausting summer.

Hope all my people are still on Tumblr, I missed reading about your lives and cool stuff <3

[ohmenver]

Cinco de Mayo! #chihuahua #cincodemayo #olé #vivaméxico #dogsinhats

[ohmenver]

"What will you miss about Colorado?" #colorado #denver

[ohmenver]

Everything is blooming

[ohmenver]

Sleeping with the same partner.. The same dick the same excitement. It's like case work.. Yawn. We all know how exciting sizing something new is..

I guess if you’re having terrible sex, the same partner might get boring. Bad sex = constant need to switch things up?

You seem to find being monogamous as strange as I find being polyamorous. What is natural for me is unnatural for you, and vice versa. 

Some people love the thrill of variety and emotional detachment. I am not one of those people. I have had many opportunities for casual sex, and in the heat of the moment, I always realized I’d rather not. I don’t have the desire without an emotional connection. 

I need more. I need an emotional bond. I need a life partner. That might sound boring to you, but a life of random dicks sounds very sad to me.

Why don’t we respect everyone’s way of living instead of criticizing it for being different, or assuming they’re yearning for greener pastures.

I am so fucking happy and do not wish for anything different. 

[ohmenver]

Are you bored yet?

With what?

[ohmenver]

It amazes me that all I have to do is take a tiny little pill every day and I can have all the sex I want and not get pregnant. 

[ohmenver]

Do you let your man finish in your mouth?

Maybe if he went on a pineapple juice diet for a while… 

[ohmenver]

It's really hard to have sex when you can hear a toddler crying above you. 

[ohmenver]

You look hot in your Lawyer picture. You face and hair look hotttt. I'd just Take in your jacket a bit. Just because it's a professional attire doesn't mean it can't Be tailored to show off your figure.

Thanks… The jacket actually fits great, but when it's unbuttoned, it just hangs off my big boobies and my waist disappears. 

[ohmenver]

Quick: Tell Me Everything I Need To Know About Miami

Yesterday I decided to broaden my job search and applied for a lawyer job in Miami. This morning I woke up with an interview! Doing it via Skype on Monday, sadly I don't get to visit in person. 

I've been to Florida a bunch of times, but never been to Miami, so I gotta learn as much as I can to not sound like an idiot. 

After spending a week in Puerto Rico a couple weeks ago, I think I need to move to a tropical climate.

[ohmenver]

Crying.  We had to get pictures done at school… This shit is going to be on the wall at school forever. 

I'm sad and whining to tumblr because John won't listen… Why didn't I button my jacket? My boobs make me look fat. The background is the same color as my suit. The background makes my grey suit look beige. Why is my sleeve so wrinkly? I have twig arms and they look huge in this picture. My hair color looks crazy. I feel ugly. My eyes are squinty and one looks smaller than the other. My smile is super fake.

Thank you for listening. Wah. Stupid lawyer costumes.