EUPHORIC !

romy hart. twenty-two. ★☆☆☆☆ . he waited for her mask to drop off, but at the same time, he did not question her right to wear it.

[princesconsuela]

[beautf-blog]

@mxscn @ohrcmy

[ohrcmy]

jascnz.

╚ ♚ ————       ❛   what’s   your   dilemma   ?   ❜ 

‘ got caught by the paps buying plan b, and since this industry is remarkably prudish, i have to make up some bullshit story to cover it. ’

[ohrcmy]

mxscn:

“ i don’t think the prison would allow cunnilingus during visitation, which is evidence enough that you’d never come see me. you act like i don’t regularly center the conversation around my dick size. why would i when i’m this well endowed? it’s tempting, but i’ll only take you out if i can get an autograph off leo at the funeral. ”

‘ oh come on, you really think that’s the only reason i’d ever come visit you? ------ i’d come by to tell you about all the oral action i’m getting in the outside world. keep you up to date, y’know? god, i make one comment, and you act like you’re the hulk of dick sizes. this is why i can’t tell you nice things, your head - both of them - always grows. i knew you were only fucking with me to get to him. ’

[ohrcmy]

bcllcs:

                 ‘   i gotcha’ girl. if by some miracle you survive the first hit, i’ll even back up a little.   ’

‘ several times, make sure it’s hard to identify the body. if it worked for the black dahlia, it can work for me. ’

[ohrcmy]

cerins.

       “ not too sure i’ve met ALL of you - but i’ve met some of you i could say. — however you said you wanted to look approachable, posing with either of my dogs wont help you at all. ”

‘ nobody has ever met ALL of me, and for good reason - it wouldn’t be a pretty sight, ’ romy contends, but keeps up the necessary mask with a wry smirk. ‘ alright, i think it’s time for me to accept that nothing will ever make me appear softer to the public eye. on the plus side, everyone’s a sucker for a cute guy with a dog--- hope you’re ready for your phone to blow up; think you’ll be too busy to hang out with me? ’

[ohrcmy]

vanessarodriq.

“i would help you if i could, bub, but i don’t even know how to drive. never found the need for it.”

‘ oh, that just makes it even better---- i’ll give you the keys to my agent’s car car if you promise to ram into me with reckless abandon. ’

[ohrcmy]

mxscn.

“ there are a lot of things i’ll go to prison for, princess, and you are not one of them. recruit someone else to hit you with a car, preferably not the guy who looks just like me. did you just compliment my dick size? can i get that in writing? i’d like to frame it. would be a beautiful conversation piece for the living room. maybe i just don’t like you      that’s a good enough excuse, isn’t it? ”

‘ but we’d have amazing conjugal visits, no? god, you’re seriously lacking an adventurous spirit. yeah, invite some guests, center the conversation around your dick size--- it’ll be quite the dinner party. oh, i’m totally aware of that - isn’t that incentive enough to off me? we’ll call it a mercy killing, you’ll be heralded as a saint. ’

[ohrcmy]

ofatlvs:

not once while his heart still beats will atlas ever admit this aloud, but there’s something a little deeper than satisfaction that colors his amusement as he regards the spitfire. ‘you talk like you KNOW you’d hate her. could fly her out for the two of you to meet,’ atlas offers offhandedly with a noncommittal roll of his shoulders. ‘the two of you already share one thing in common, what are the chances you can’t find one more? i’ll buy you a round in celebration of your impending friendship, how’s that sound?’

romy refuses to allow her features to soften in any sort of way, but there’s decidedly less malice threatening to lace her words. ‘ maybe i’ll fly out my london distraction, and we can have a fantastic night out. the four of us, chummy as ever. ’ she wants to scoff, but a begrudging chuckle slips out instead. ‘ if i befriended every person you’ve ever slept with, i’d be the most popular girl in town. ’ it’s only a few more paces down seedy streets before they traipse into their old haunt; reckless abandon and frustration seems to be the link between each patron. ‘ you’re still free to spoil me, though. ’

[ohrcmy]

anvstcsia.

         i would but i don’t think i’d survive a night in jail — let alone a whole lifetime for attempted murder so thanks but i think i’ll pass.

‘ c’mon, you’d get plenty of ass in prison. besides, it won’t be ATTEMPTED---- if we’re doing this, we’re going all the way. i’ll leave a note saying it was a mercy kill and everything, you’ll be a saint. ’

[ohrcmy]

ofatlvs.

‘i always knew you had potential for even more awful things, don’t say i’ve ever doubted you. false optimism looks good on you, but there’s nothing better than the way you used to look at me during our fights. NOTHING looks better than seeing that hatred in your eyes. but then again…’ atlas trails off, regarding the girl with a growing smirk to match the tilt of his head. ‘jealously might give it a run for its money.’

eyes of cocktailed colors narrow just the slightest, but it’s especially evident that a striking shade of green has overwhelmed her hues---- the subtle betrayal to the smirk resting on her lips. ‘ and what am i meant to be jealous of? some poor parisian mess you used for your amusement? don’t embarrass either of us like that. ’ her nose wrinkles, arms folded across her chest expectantly. ‘ i just need a several strong drinks to tolerate this town, and for such a hefty accusation, it’s now on you to make it happen. ’

[ohrcmy]

cerins.

       “ hm, i think that if you want to look approachable you shouldn’t pose with my dogs. the new one i got looks really sweet but he’s a biter. as for the other one, he’s a pit bull & i don’t know if you’ve heard but people don’t find them all too approachable. ”

‘ looks really sweet but actually a biter? ’ romy quirks a brow at cerin, corners of her mouth tugging upwards. ‘ then we’ll get along JUST fine ---- i mean, you have met me, right? ’

[ohrcmy]

bcllcs.

                  ‘   vroom, vroom, hoe.   ’     

‘ just be cool and make it as quick and painless as possible, yeah? ’

[ohrcmy]

mxscn.

“ why would i ever want to do that? and why don’t you ever recruit atlas to do your dirty work? i have to off you and get you off these days? it’s too much work for one man, rom. i have a life to live, a family to feed. ”

‘ notoriety for both of us----- actually, that doesn’t sound too bad for pr. with great power comes great responsibility... said power being in your pants. i know you’re man enough for the job. your plants are dead, beau cooks - what’s your excuse now? ’

[ohrcmy]

mxscn.

“ does it have to be mine? i’ve only just buffed out the dent from my last fender bender, and i don’t really need to be wiping your blood off the hood. ”

‘ fine, then do the right thing and steal a car to hit me with. i figured you’d be the first to jump at the chance, no? ’

[ohrcmy]

duhsilvuh.

         “ to be fair, big sean has made some pretty good sounding songs. not something i’d listen to outside of the club, though. – but i’m not trying to dictate your music taste or anything. ”

‘ i mean, i’m never gonna intellectualize it or anything, but sometimes mindless club music is about as good as it gets------ i always need a good soundtrack for the nights i get blitzed. ’

[ohrcmy]

‘ ------ hey, do me a solid and hit me with your car. ’

[ohrcmy]

cerins.

       “ so i had some fans come up to me the other day & they were like ‘ cerin ! you never do any like volunteer work or anything nice for people ’. & in my head i listed off things i’ve done already, like free meet & greats, a handful of super cheap concerts, & even a little get together for people who wanted to spend the day with me. BUT since i don’t ‘ do enough ’ i ended up volunteering at the pet shelter & let me tell you right now: that was a mistake. i know own yet another dog & i might be going back for a cat. ”

‘ now you’re just making me look bad in front of my fans ---- all two of ‘em. i could tell the story of how i can barely keep my fish alive, but i doubt that makes me very approachable. maybe posing with your dog will make me look a little less MEAN - you think that’ll work? ’