makes me wonder

☾ ⇁ &&* and my s p i r i t is crying for leaving; in my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the t r e e s

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phocbe:

by manic instinct, phoebe clasps a hand over mason’s mouth and casts a wary glance at the barely-subtle bodyguards shadowing her. ‘ not that what you said isn’t true, but don’t let talk like that get around to my father or else the label contacts disappear. ’ mr. harvey knew of his daughter’s exploits, but the enablers had usually been faceless to him—- she kept it that way, for their own sake. she retracts her hand and allows it to fall over his chest, ‘ i was teasing, mason. besides, if you are turning down a bump right now, then maybe you have gone soft on me. ’

he’s not sure whether it’s the palm smacking over his mouth or the bite of her words that draws a flinch from hunched shoulders, wide hues walking the trail that her own eyes had blazed. the moment her hand droops, he’s sucking a lesser lip between his teeth. “surely daddy’s hearing isn’t so keen that he would have heard that. b’sides, aren’t you going to go to bat for me when we inevitably get caught?” mason’s careful to move away from her, a thin smile curling his lips. “only if i get to snort it off of something other than a table. ”

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ohrcmy:

‘ but we’d have amazing conjugal visits, no? god, you’re seriously lacking an adventurous spirit. yeah, invite some guests, center the conversation around your dick size— it’ll be quite the dinner party. oh, i’m totally aware of that - isn’t that incentive enough to off me? we’ll call it a mercy killing, you’ll be heralded as a saint. ’

“ i don’t think the prison would allow cunnilingus during visitation, which is evidence enough that you’d never come see me. you act like i don’t regularly center the conversation around my dick size. why would i when i’m this well endowed? it’s tempting, but i’ll only take you out if i can get an autograph off leo at the funeral. ”

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ofcknox:

          “ my mum passed away. wanna make anymore inappropriate jokes? ”

“ not sure how we can describe an innocent joke as inappropriate just because i didn’t think to gauge your mother’s lifespan. you act like i knew       was i at the damn funeral? loosen up, pal. ”

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ofcknox:

          “ beefy? i am average, i never denied that. but i think beefy may be kind of a stretch. i have nothing on hogan. i don’t need to fish for compliments dude, i get those enough so there isn’t much of a need to fish.”

“ your mummy’s compliments don’t count, pal. ”

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ofcknox:

          i forgot just how EXHAUSTING stunt training can be. i like to think that i’m pretty physically fit, but when you are forced to perform the same tired repititons over and rover again, it tends to tire you out after the first three hours. that probably makes me sound like such a D I V A, but i’m not afraid to admit that i need a nap.

“ actually, you sound like a beefy guy who’s trying to act humble and relatable but is only fishing for compliments. your biceps are average at best, mr. hogan. ”

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phocbe:

‘ we’re both forgiving, and we’ve both got great hair—- just think about it, right? that’s because you don’t have any sins, you’re as pure as they come. so pure, i shouldn’t even offer you any coke, huh? hate to damage your reputation. ’

“       oh, i’m pure now? did your mouth suck all the sin out of my cock? if only i had known it’s that easy, i would have gotten saved a long time ago. you act as if i don’t have five pounds of coke hidden under my pillow, pheebs. i don’t need your handouts       do you even know me at all? ”

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ofatlvs:

‘not sure if smoking causes cancer is badly worded as much as it’s too truthful that no one can bring themselves to give a shit. you, smoke? no way. what would your brother say?’

“ everything causes cancer these days, right? might as well enjoy the time you have without a tumor in your body, and i just so happen to find smoking a good way to relax. golly, mister, please don’t tell my mom on me! if you want the truth, he’d say something condescendingly cryptic, and i’d be too busy praying the lung cancer takes me hard and fast to pay attention. "

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cerins:

       “ you know - my dad was a philosophy professor - or so he liked to call himself. other than that my dad is a lousy piece of shit who doesn’t deserve to walk this earth really. ” there’s a pause as a small smile seems to slither it’s way across cerin’s lips. “ mhm. that’s not the bare minimum in my head. ”

“ mine runs a cult in north dakota. beat that,” mason drawls, flicking the other a sideways glance through half laden lids, a yawn prodding at the corners of his lips. “then what is your bare minimum? i like to maintain a personal relationship with my fans. might even invite a few over the next time i’m feeling extra generous. maybe, if you’re real nice to me, i‘ll send an invite your way. ”

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ohrcmy:

‘ notoriety for both of us—– actually, that doesn’t sound too bad for pr. with great power comes great responsibility… said power being in your pants. i know you’re man enough for the job. your plants are dead, beau cooks - what’s your excuse now? ’

“ there are a lot of things i’ll go to prison for, princess, and you are not one of them. recruit someone else to hit you with a car, preferably not the guy who looks just like me. did you just compliment my dick size? can i get that in writing? i’d like to frame it. would be a beautiful conversation piece for the living room. maybe i just don’t like you      that’s a good enough excuse, isn’t it? ”

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fckeden:

“fuck ‘em all. i’m not here to impress the population of this planet, i’m just here to play shows, wear creepy shit, and throw fake blood on people. and i’m not bitching. are you telling me the idea of celebrities is completely rational? i don’t even care about the money, i had enough of that from my dad, and it only ever brought around the wrong crowd.”

“       then it sounds like being a full-time haunted house employee is more your speed. don’t know, i can’t really see a downside to endless praise, a reliable drug dealer on speed dial, and being set for life in a luxurious mansion. all you have to do is stop for a couple pictures and slap a signature on some magazine covers of your face. can’t imagine how that’s not appealing to you. ”

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ohrcmy:

‘ fine, then do the right thing and steal a car to hit me with. i figured you’d be the first to jump at the chance, no? ’

“ why would i ever want to do that? and why don’t you ever recruit atlas to do your dirty work? i have to off you and get you off these days? it’s too much work for one man, rom. i have a life to live, a family to feed. ”

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cerins:

       “ so i had some fans come up to me the other day & they were like ‘ cerin ! you never do any like volunteer work or anything nice for people ’. & in my head i listed off things i’ve done already, like free meet & greats, a handful of super cheap concerts, & even a little get together for people who wanted to spend the day with me. BUT since i don’t ‘ do enough ’ i ended up volunteering at the pet shelter & let me tell you right now: that was a mistake. i know own yet another dog & i might be going back for a cat. ”

“       that’s the most entitled anecdote i’ve heard since, ‘my daddy’s a lawyer,’ but at least it ended well for some poor mutt. how dare your fans ask the bare minimum of you? it’s like they’ll start asking for autographs next. or worse, physical contact. ”

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ohrcmy:

‘ —— hey, do me a solid and hit me with your car. ’

“ does it have to be mine? i’ve only just buffed out the dent from my last fender bender, and i don’t really need to be wiping your blood off the hood. ”

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duhsilvuh:

          “ as much as i’m pro ‘make music to make a difference’, i’m REALLY diggin’ big sean’s new song. ” and as if to prove it to the other, she starts to SING (and trust me, there’s a REASON she’s on drums). “ last night took an l but tonight i bounce back. ”

“ seems like it made a difference then, didn’t it?” he offers, sluggish hues rolling over her form before meeting the line of her eyes. “i mean, it affected you. even if it is a half-assed, low grade song. ”

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ofatlvs:

‘the surgeon general’s always going off about how bad for you these things are, but i think if my official title was the surgeon general, i’d be pissed at everything, too. need a light, or are you just enjoying the FRESH, smoke-filled LA air?’

“ can’t be doin’ too bad for himself if everyone in the nation listens to him, right? imagine being able to incite full blown panic with a badly worded news release. could use a light, actually. ”

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phocbe:

‘ —– i don’t think i got many usable shots from coachella… to be fair, i blacked out on friday and rose back up on sunday, so it was fitting for easter. ’

“ you’re great and all, pheebs, but i wouldn’t be so quick to compare myself to jesus. when’s the last time you died for my sins, huh? he’s ahead of the game       i expect your sacrificial seppuku to keep me out of hell. ”

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fckeden:

“the idea of being a celebrity is so asinine. there’s nothing different from an actor who’s been in some big movies and a guy who mows lawns for a living. we all listen to music, we all hang out with our friends, and we all bitch and moan about shit we hate. praising someone just because they’ve got a light shown on them all the time is time wasted, if you ask me.”

“ sounds to me like you’re really gonna make it in this industry, eden. every agent is going to want to book gigs for you after hearing that inspiring monologue. turn that sneer upside down, you might be rich one day. won’t be bitchin’ then, will we? ”