Euphoric.

If I were the sun and you were the sky, I’d never set. I’d hover above the edge of the water, waiting for you to shine your stars on me so I could become bigger than what I am. I am brighter when I’m with you.

[skygenders]

The holiday season is coming up and if you’re being rude to a retail worker while they’re pulling off a 12+ hour shift cause it’s a holiday, you’re going directly to hell and i’m sending you there myself. 

[animusrox]

[moretoonsgifs-deactivated201604]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

Tina!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dog owner culture

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dog owner culture is

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

1 sec i can’t fucking breathe gimme a 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dog owner culture is chasing your 6 mo husky puppy around the yard in the dark in your underwear for 20 fucking minutes cause she stole an avocado from the kitchen counter & you’re afraid she’ll choke on the pit. fuck

[betterbemeta]

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

[myworldinboxes]

ME. ME. ME.

[tatyanamorena]

I will teach my daughter so much self love

[peteneems]

[the-suitelife-of-disneychannel]

motocrossed is love. motocrossed is life. motocrossed is everything. 

[crazyriverotter-deactivated2022]

[prettyandpowerful]

[90s90s90s]

[thebelchers]

[nawaffs-deactivated20200221]

You never know what people have to go home to, always be kind.

[afloweroutofstone]

I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it

[dookuwu]

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

this is so extra i love it

[thebelchers]