[ricacz]

[geehorff-blog]

[alisonzai]

*gently buries my face into a very soft dog*

[bob-belcher]

[entertainmentweekly]

Get your first look at exclusive images from Thor: Ragnarok!

[fivekets]

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

[megparsec]

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

[theavengers]

First look at Thor: Ragnarok!

[thorvaenn]

Oh my god………..

[thorkitastic]

I see that Thor got he’’s hair cut like in the comics

[eyebagdehaan]

if i could fuck a movie it’d be kill your darlings

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[allsadnshit]

I’ve been laughing at this on and off for two straight days

[kyleehenke]

me: wow i sure love this new thing

some internet person, without fail: hey i saw u over there havin a good time with ur new thing, completely inconsequential to my life and happiness. but it’s ABSOLUTELY VITAL that i tell u that i think it’s shit. have a nice day!

[arteangels]

[inkskinned]

@2017: not to sound desperate but i’m begging you 

[nothing-here-is-vegetarian-deac]

When your conservative family members say they want to start watching Hannibal but they don’t know about Dat Gay Shit™

[ohshutupitsquick]

My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings

[sympathyforthecannibal]

Mads for XTB

[just-shower-thoughts]

Lucifer was the “Bringer of Light” Before he became Satan “Prince of Darkness”. Darkness doesn’t exist, it’s the absense of light. Satan’s new title isn’t a symbol of power, it serves to mock him for his loss.

[coraldreamcollectionthings]

Thanks for mocking me asshole. May God have mercy on your heartless soul for doing what you did to a friend like me. May God have mercy on your soul

[cerealkillerrr-blog1]

Are you trying to say you’re Satan you degenerate

[vertebreaker]

im gonna puke blood and then cough up my internal organs. whos with me