Skull From Hell

WHY THE FUCK IS MY COMPUTER LIKE THIS WHEN I GET BACK FROM MY TRIP

“What did you do to it?!”

“S-shut up- we’re talking about cereal still! And don’t call me that! Its bad enough that I get called that by others!” Pause. “N-Not that…that happens a lot-” J-just drop it Verde.

“Oi oi! Don’t be greedy! I’m tired” see sleep deprived, “and hungry” with a hint of possible intoxication, “and that looks really nice right now- Besides I bought it!” He narrows his eyes at the other and crosses his arms. “Please?”

“I said I don’t want to know! Stop talking about it!” Skull wrinkled his nose, “you smell like you’ve been drinking.” He’s got no room to talk considering he drinks every day.

“Get me a beer and I’ll let you have a couple bites, I know you have some.” Drinking at almost seven in the morning wasn’t the best idea, much less with oreos, but Skull was craving it. “Or whiskey- you can’t be the only one drinking. I don’t care what it is, just none of that fruity shit you drink. That’s as gross as your cardboard.”

“Not if you actually eat it properly! D-Don’t imply things like that either!” He’s not implying anything but if you think about it this conversation would sound awful out of context.

Oh shit that looks nice. Verde is just going to lean over Skull’s shoulder and look at the bowl of cavities before them.

“….You’re going to share that, right?”

“Eat it properly?! You mean in under a minute right- o-oi, faggot, it’s cereal...unless...” a wide grin spread across his face, though it quickly changed into a deep frown, “actually I don’t want to know don’t tell me..”

Upon taking the first bite, the already uncomfortable male could feel Verde’s breath as soon as he started talking. “D-don’t get that close to me after talking about--!” Almost dumping the cup of cookies when Skull took a few quick steps away from the older male, he took another bite of his ‘breakfast’ while narrowing his eyes.

“Why would I share with you after you insulted my cereal-?”

“It doesn’t even taste like cookies, just sugar and disappointment! You don’t even taste chocolate from said ‘cookies!’ And if the raisins are hard then you let the cereal go stale! It’s a solid cereal that tastes damn good!”

#geniusarcobaleno #fuck off my cereal is fucking great #COOKIE CRIPS

“Yeah well your cardboard cereal gets soggy in like five seconds, mine stays nice and hard for a good minute!” Meanwhile he’s opening a container of mini oreos and pouring milk into it. “This is a better breakfast than your thin ass cardboard.”

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“Raisin Bland is shit”

“Fuck off you cookie crisp son of a bitch it has flavor!”

“Oh what ever, cookie crisp is the shit, your old fart cereal tastes like cardboard an’ the only thing worth it in the whole box are the raisins and those are all hard!”

#get ur shit off my bed

PAGING DOCTOR FAGGOT

get your shit off the fucking bed!

Tits so big the buttons fly

scientificbeauty

“Shut up! I can’t fix this!”

#scientificbeauty #scientittybeauty

“It’s an improvement! Don’t fix what ain’t broken babe, it’s an upgrade! Orrrr you can keep it on and I can sew it back.”

Tits so big the buttons fly

#it's not even been a week lmao

the longest he’s been sober

#the one time i fucking come on here and im DICKING around

#Verde makes that big nose big hands big feet myth true

There’s a lot Skull didn’t need to know about and one of them happened to be the size of Verde’s dick.

Needless to say, Skull was happy with his 6 inches. It never scared anyone who he was about to have a one night stand with nor did he have to worry about those awkward moments in a urinal.

Ecept for the PA, that always left a person feeling a bit..no.

#smol

typist is high so have a high skull

It was just something about the way Luce’s crochet blanket felt, he would roll on his side with a slacked smile as if the fabric was weighing him down then jolt his head up with the same smile while wobbling a tad. Skull’s lipstick and eyeshadow rubbed off on the much lighter colored decorative furniture pillow while one leg sagged on the plush carpet which felt fucking amazing as his toes curled when the not-so-sober Arcobaleno inched his foot back and forth repeatedly against the carpet.

This feels so nice it’s sending things up my leg that I didn’t even know about. I should probably not be in here but my foot’s sinkin’ into the carpet I don’t know how to stand.

He’d have to explain the now burned out roach sitting in the ashtray that was sitting by the grinder and two grams of weed sitting on the table in the middle of Luce’s livingroom that now held the strong scent of a certain plant.

How come Skull gets to be fully relaxed and happy, enjoying the comforts of a soft blanket, snuggled up, and high as a fucking kite- Seriously, why does he get to be so comfortable?!

Verde stood in front of the couch with his arms crossed. Yes, he was jealous. Really jealous, actually. He looked so damn happy and peaceful and…. and it was probably not fair for him to interrupt that… Skull gets bullied by the others all the time, and he does work a hard job…. Bullshit! I get bullied by those assholes all the time too! And my job is much harder! This is so stupid!

“Oi oi- can you do this somewhere else?! Reborn is going to kick your ass if he sees this mess- and Fon and Luce will probably lecture you-!”

Who is being so loud?

“What..?” His foot twitched as he barely tilted his head enough to look up at Verde who didn’t seem too happy, “Oh hey what’s up man-- oh...” he wasn’t getting up, “Well Reborn can go fuck himself.” Skull’s face was pressed against the pillow once more as he let out a long sigh. “It’s fine I got this..won’t even take long to pick up” No but it’ll take him a hot minute to get up off that couch and pick up the little mess he made on the coffee table.

“Ah I can’t feel my foot..” feels like it fell off, but not fell of..”it’s like it melted into the floor oh my god it’s weird..”