All the stories are true.

| Lu | she/her | very queer | music for the lyrics | Alastair Carstairs first, life second. Multi-fandom book stuff: tsc, aftg, atyd, tlh, tfota, sab, and more.

[starry-lu]

HELL BENT IS SO GOOD. IT CAME OUT YESTERDAY AND IM DONE AND ITS SO GOOD AND IM GOING TO DIE AND IM DEAD

[tys-kitty]

Thomas thinking that Alastair is still in love with Charles

Alastair rejecting Thomas because he doesn‘t want to stand between him and his friends

[theblackparadeisdead]

Tumblr isn't even a website to me it's like if my diary was a groupchat

[starry-lu]

Alec: I am Incognito Gay, Perry the Platypus level spy, I blend right in, hiding in plain sight—

Magnus: hey

Alec: f🌈u🌈c🌈k

[hxuse-xf-black]

Ron, fuming: I thought you were my best friend! She's my sister! Ron: My best friend and my sister! I can't believe this! Harry: Look, we weren't just messing around. I love her, okay? I'm in love with her. Ginny: I'm sorry you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but it's true. I love him too. Ron, over the moon: My best friend and my sister!

[1anonyymous1]

if i’m sharing it on tumblr it’s still privacy sorry u can’t convince me otherwise this is my house

[starry-lu]

the hottest thing a person can do is use the oxford comma

[keremelcream]

she’s a 10 but what a shame she’s fucked in the head

[stinky-garbage-boy]

My third eye is for looking at the subtitles

[starry-lu]

I truly, unequivocally believe that “The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo” is one of the greatest love stories of all time. But I’m not talking about Evelyn and Celia. I’m talking about Evelyn and Harry.

[forget-me-yes-21]

Y'all remember when Kevin lost his shit because Neil wasn't taking his health seriously? And remember when Andrew had Kevin carry his medication for him? And remember Kevin bitching at Nicky for eating unhealthily? Yeah, headcanon that when Abby's not around Kevin takes it upon himself to make sure his idiot Foxes stay healthy. But like to a helicopter mom level.

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Aaron: *ordering food at a restaurant*

Kevin: *who stays strapped with a list of all the Foxes' health restrictions at all times* Does that have carrots in it? He's allergic.

Aaron: It's a pizza, Kevin. Why would it have carrots in it?

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Dan: *wearing her stripper heels for fun*

Kevin: *visibly stressed, standing closer to her than normal to catch her in case she falls so she doesn't break an ankle*

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Nicky: *getting a soda out of the fridge*

Kevin: That's your third one. Get a water instead.

Nicky: Ughhhhhh

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Allison: *on her period*

Kevin: *(who has memorized the girls menstrual cycles) slides pain killers and chocolate into her dorm*

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One of the Foxes: *coughs*

Kevin: *already aggressively making soup*

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Kevin: *notices hickies on one of the Foxes* Everyday I thank a god I don't believe in that you're all in committed monogamous relationships so I don't have to make sure you get tested for STD's.

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Bonus:

Neil: *exists*

Kevin: *stressed but Neil is Andrew's problem so stressed from a distance*

[ghastlylover]

Jace is fucking SWIMMING to london rn

[starry-lu]

Mr. Darcy and Alastair Carstairs are parallel characters and you can’t change my mind

[starry-lu]

[James is in trouble]

Will: Matthew, where is James?

Matthew: who?

Will: James. Your parabatai.

Matthew: oh, James! What about him?

Will: do you know where he is?

Matthew: sorry, but I haven’t seen him since the last time I saw him.

Will: and when was that?

Matthew: the last time I saw him?

Will: yes

Matthew: definitely the time I saw him last

[starry-lu]

Sirius: *emerges from the dorms with a witch hat, dress robes, and a swarm of bees charmed to fly around his head*

James:

Peter:

Remus:

Remus: Sirius, what—

Sirius: *kneels before remus*

Remus: ???

Sirius: you have bee witched me body and soul and I love I love I love you

[starry-lu]

Kevin, ranting again about how Andrew doesn’t take exy seriously: you are ruining our shot at championship. I don’t understand how you can just stand around and do nothing all of th—

Andrew: I love doing nothing

Andrew: one of my favorite pass times actually

Andrew: I’ve always wanted to do nothing

Neil: *passes away*

[starry-lu]

Andrew: that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t blow you

Neil I-don’t-swing Josten: I think I just swung