Venison

My Kids Are Here :] I’m not great at writing so I’ll just yap I will not be posting for a while after February as I will be in Navy boot camp

[ohvenison]

Welcome!

Hey, I’m Venice, or Steeps for those who know me

I am over 18

I go by She/They but y'all can call me anything

I really like dinosaurs and robots. Jurassic Park/World and Transformers gotta be two of my favorite movie franchises.

I really only do xreaders unless I like the ship but I still might not do it

Fandoms I will try writing for:

Valorant

Overwatch

Apex Legends (mostly Sparrow :) )

Marvel Rivals & Reverse 1999 (nervous for lack of lore understanding)

More will be added when I find a new media to obsess over

I try to listen to the voice lines and stories but it hardly translates into my posts

Some other Fandoms you could convince me to write terribly for:

I was a Teenage Excolonist

The Pale Beyond

Pressure Roblox

Hoyoverse ?

Wuthering Waves

Transformers (just the movies. sorry homies)

+ more if you can give me a good incentive

Asks and suggestions are heavily encouraged. I'm not as creative as you think.

[ohvenison]

It has come to my attention that Sparrow has dimples :D

Little notes about Sparrow

He’d absolutely melt if you ever kissed him on his dimples and would never settle for any other kind of cheek kiss afterword. If you try to kiss his cheek normally after that, he’d pout and whine until you give him his “rightfully deserved smooch” (his words not mine)

[ohvenison]

I don’t see enough content for him and it physically pains me to not see this idiot all over my dash.

Anywho

Little notes about Sparrow

I feel like he’d place one of his smaller trackers nearby your front door and would receive pings every time you left your house. He mainly uses them as a reminder to send a good morning text before you leave for work in the morning. At some point you noticed and confronted him about how it seems kinda stalkerish to track every time you left. He didn’t think about that when he put it there but agreed to get rid of it. He just moved it into the bushes near your driveway.

[ohvenison]

What’s your thoughts on transformers? Also random gekko thought go

Transformers:

I LOVE THAT SHIT! IVE GONE INTO DEBT BUYING MERCHANDISE. IM COLLECTING COMICS NOW TOO! it might be slowly becoming an actual problem though…

ANYWAY

Gekko thought :D

For those who are period havers or tummy ache survivors (I am unfortunately both 😔) I think his radivores, especially Thrash, would be rather warm and work very well as heating pads. When he’s on break from missions, he hands some of them off to you to help you feel better.

[ohvenison]

Found a Gekko cosplayer at ComicCon and was bouta start tweaking

[ohvenison]

Little notes about Cypher

He typically avoids showing affection in public and is still a bit hesitant to show himself to you without the mask. However, after a long time of trust building and showing that you’re serious about this relationship, he’ll start to make little gestures for you.

He’s usually very protective of his teas, but at some point he’ll start offering you tea and sit with him while he works. That’s how you know he’s falling for you, cause the last time someone tried to borrow his tea they had some rather embarrassing photos leaked to the rest of the Protocol.

[ohvenison]

Should I get into valorant?

Absolutely. If you have a decent computer and a mouse, you should be able to run. It runs well enough on my dogshit laptop. I’ll play with you and try to teach you, but just know I’ll be equally ass when we play :)

[ohvenison]

Little notes about Neon

She’d definitely shock you out of nowhere and run away knowing full well you can’t keep up and chase her. If you’re falling asleep and you don’t want to, she’d give you a little jolt to wake you up again.

She’s the type to go on runs with you and try her best to keep with your pace. She’ll invite you to play basketball with her but don’t expect her to go easy on you.

[ohvenison]

Little notes about Omen

I feel like his body temp is super low and is like a walking ice block. It’s in your best interest to stay near him in the summer, but it’s unbearable to lay with him in the winter.

He’d let you lay in his lap during the summer while he knits sweaters and blankets for you for the winter. I feel like he’d also learn how to crochet for the sole purpose of making little plushies for you too.

[ohvenison]

Hey guys, sorry for not posting last week. I’ve been trying to maintain a posting schedule but I haven’t been feeling well nor have I had the motivation to write. To make it up to y’all, I’ll try my best to double post this week.

Also if you guys have anything you want me to make a little note about or a character you want another head cannon for, feel free to send me an ask!

[ohvenison]

May have been stalking my likes (which thank y’all so much. I’m glad you enjoy) and found a ship that I wasn’t too familiar with but I think it’s super cute.

So thanks @fadeshocksbiggestfan for the idea. I don’t write about ships much cause they’re not my fave. It this one’s cute.

Anyway

I think Neon and Fade would try to go on coffee/boba dates but they neither of them like the others drink.

Neon takes them on a boba date but Fade absolutely hates the feeling of chewing the tapioca pearls so she just ends up getting a regular tea.

Fade takes them on coffee dates (I headcannon her and a few other agents being really into coffee) but Neon hates the bitterness of Fades straight black coffee. If she does get coffee, it’s practically white. She puts so much milk and sugar into it that it might as well be a different drink entirely. That or she gets some tea or juice.

[ohvenison]

Little notes about Clove

I feel like they’d be one of the only agents that would do little arts and crafts dates or anything that lets you hang out at home.

Like almost every other date would be you two sitting down and making little clay critters, baking little pastries, or helping them brainstorm an idea for another character or entire DnD campaign.

I think they’d just like being in your presence regardless of what you’re doing. I’d even say they’d lay in bed and just read/ watch something with you and would probably fall asleep at some point in the middle.

[ohvenison]

Little notes about Skye

I feel like she’d insist on being incredibly healthy. Like weekly hikes, every meal has to be at least somewhat balanced, going to the gym 3 times a week. That sort of stuff.

But I think if her partner had a super sweet tooth, she’d find a way to make a healthier alternative for any treat you wanted and it’d still taste like the original.

[ohvenison]

Y’all, there’s so much I want to write but not nearly enough thoughts in my brain to form a good idea.

I feel like I got a KAY/O knife to back of the head.

All my thoughts are SUPPRESSED and I’m sincerely sorry for the lack of shitty content.

Honestly just tell what y’all want me to yap about and I’ll try to figure something out (opinions, questions, etc)

[ohvenison]

Little notes about Chamber

He makes guns and they’re all very artisanal but do we think he’d make his s/o their own gun? Like if you’re deep in the relationship, would he make you your own gun?

What if you prefer a different weapon like a knife or a sword or something else? Would he go through all the effort to learn how to make a new weapon just for you?

[ohvenison]

Little notes about Omen

Is his face just a cloud of smoke? Or is there substance or any surface behind it?

Either way I wanna stuff my hand in there cause I think it’ll feel like fog

[tlirsgender]

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

[tlirsgender]

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness