yes. i am an ass...

... and the devil made me do it.

[ohwatanassiam]

[ohwatanassiam]

[ohwatanassiam]

[ohwatanassiam]

My spirit animal.

[diabetic---homeless---hookers-d]

I decided to skip the high school party because I think I might have a warrant, but I’m not sure. I need to call my PO in a couple days and find out.

[ohwatanassiam]

You’re officially old.

[diabetic---homeless---hookers-d]

Too old to be banging drunk teenage girls.

[ohwatanassiam]

Matthew McConaughey is so fucking disappointed in you right now.

[diabetic---homeless---hookers-d]

I decided to skip the high school party because I think I might have a warrant, but I’m not sure. I need to call my PO in a couple days and find out.

[ohwatanassiam]

You're officially old.

[ohwatanassiam]

[ohwatanassiam]

[ohwatanassiam]

[ohwatanassiam]

[ohwatanassiam]

Netflix wants to know if I'm a Satanist.

[ohwatanassiam]

Back to school (1986)

[zoomerbro]

i think im going to Arby’s, y’all. That’d be good, like a roast beef sandwich, and a coke. No fries though. I think curly fries are gross. You can get onion rings, but they charge a $1 extra, thats a rip. They only put like 4 onion rings, and they call it a large. Total rip. 

[ohwatanassiam]

By far the best part about ordering Arby's: Getting to hear a grown ass person say, "horsey?" to another grown ass person. 

[suicidemyk]

[ohwatanassiam]

[diabetic--homeless--hookers]

I don’t even know what happened tonight. It started out as a threesome with these two guys. Then I went to pee and got snatched up by two girls in the bathroom, so I went and fucked them. I guess I’m the slut of the day. I just fucked four people. Oh well.

[ohwatanassiam]

[ohwatanassiam]