swagbeast

swagbeast

[ohwormohheck]

I love it when...

I love it when I'm sat on my bed chewing a mint when, as a result of my paralysed palate, the minty juices slowly begin to travel down the back of my nose whilst cooling down every inch of my right nostril. It was an unpleasant feeling to say the least, however, I find that when I put my tongue up my nose to extract my snot for a convenient snack, it has a sticky texture to it and it tastes minty and sweet as opposed to salty and bitter. I give this experience a 9 out of 10 purely because it was painful at first. But either way, checkmate typical people. Bet you wish you were paralysed like me now.

[ohwormohheck]

People out there really think poo doesn't have a chemical formula huh

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Hello friends

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me at my friends

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Hey everyone I take requests! Here is a drawing I did of a request!

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"God I love worms... I love it when I'm trying to sit down on a chair at the dinner table and I can feel them wriggling under my fat ass. I love it how they live inside of me, they keep me warm, they love my given environment. Have I mentioned that I love worms? They are so fucking valid. They are very grateful for the food that I bestow down to them through my oesophagus city.. They're more grateful than you fuckers, no one else would want to live inside of me, would they? You fuckers have no idea what you're missing, I swear to fucking god when you're asleep I'm going to vore you so that my little comrades will fucking attack you. Dont ever fuck with me or my worms ever again, you'll regret it."

Me

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[krythewusky]

This had me in tears 😂