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“i’m never on any of my blogs consistently anyway,” i said “make a sans anyway,” she said “ok,” i said

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

#‡♔ Dear Darling Diary

Darling, wait, are you--I can't believe we have to check this--but are you sure it's a SQUID and not a KID? Apparently people have trouble telling the difference these days.

*He stops to actually examine the squid for a moment, as opposed to his prior confused staring.

“…I’m rather certain that this is a squid, my dear.”

#mettatondotcom #‡✆ Calls #‡ ✌ Goofing #[im laughign so hard i.]

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“Ooo ooo oooo ooo ooo oooo oo oo ooo oo ooo.”

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“Ooo ooo oooo Oo oo ooo oooo oo oo ooo oo oooo!”

#‡ ☄ I've arrived!#darlingblooky #[family jammin]

Don't be responsible for squid failure.

*HE’S TRYING HARD AND RUNNING FASSTSTS.*does anyone here have water?? it’s very important, you see, for this squid he was randomly gifted,*(He feels ridiculous running around with a squid.)

#‡✦ Shy caller #‡✆ Calls #‡ ☄ I've arrived!#‡ ✌ Goofing #[no.. not... sQUID FAILURE!!]

No. Take care of your squid.

*He has no idea what to do.*Maybe he’ll have someone take it to Waterfall for him, considering it’s not exactly safe for him to do it himself.

#‡✦ Shy caller #‡✆ Calls #‡ ☄ I've arrived!

Places a small squid in the robot's hands. Squid.

*Mettaton stares at the squid for a moment, a touch bewildered.

“Is it alright for it to be out of water like this, dear…?”

#‡✦ Shy caller #‡✆ Calls #‡ ☄ I've arrived!

sweetxhime

With a small giggle, the girl uttered out a word of thanks. It was always nice getting compliments, and they made her oh so happy. Still, it seemed she was also excited over something else.

「♪」“P-Pardon me for maybe stating the obvious, b-but you aren’t human either, right?”

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*Mettaton smiled sweetly; seeing such genuinely happy people was always contagious. *(Especially such adorable ones.)

“Oh, that’s correct, darling! I’m a robot, made of metal and magic, though that first part may be rather plain to see.”

#‡ ☄ I've arrived!#sweetxhime

What do you think about Papayas?

“You mean like the small cat, dear?”*He’s pretty sure that’s Payapaya, but doesn’t know what a papaya is.

“Very cute.”

#‡✦ Shy caller #‡✆ Calls #‡ ☄ I've arrived!

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“Absolutely! The generosity, the belief, the mistletoe… heh heh.”

“Pink, are you? What a pity I can’t see it. You look stunning without color, I can only imagine how you’d look with it….”

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“Indeed, indeed! Not to mention more music in the air! *Mostly because he’s had every speaker possible tuned to play Ghouliday on quiet repeat for a solid week.

“Goodness, and such a charmer, too! Thank you, gorgeous, thank you, you’re quite dashing yourself! I’m such a fan of black-white-bright palettes.”

#‡ ☄ I've arrived!#boaterhat #[that's probably true.]#[does mtt have a mode other than friend mode? oh yeah. SUPER friend mode. also murder mode but shh.]

What do you think about ghost crimes?

“Don’t commit ghost crimes.”

#‡✦ Shy caller #‡✆ Calls #‡ ☄ I've arrived!#[bc ghost crimes obviously involve family???? right?? doNT DO IT UR GONNA HURT]

What do you think about... squids?

“An odd question, darling.”

“Squids are cute.”

#‡✦ Shy caller #‡✆ Calls #‡ ☄ I've arrived!

boaterhat

“Sorry. With everyone else being so… difficult, anyone displaying even a little cheer makes them the odd man out. But I’m not complaining; I find it rather refreshing.”

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“Well, I personally have never been one to skimp on a holiday, as much as green clashes with my pinks on a few occasions. I take it you’re a rather festive fellow yourself, dearie?”

#boaterhat #‡ ☄ I've arrived!#[i feel like this friendship would be......... weir d.]

"steel types are annoying" LOUDLY GESTURES TO BLAZIKEN SCREW YOUR STEEL TYPES,