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Welcome!

I write music

And poetry

Unfortunately

My twitter is now exclusively used as a punishment

Kwaffee :3

Here there be shitposts (and dragons)

#dnd #dungeon master #musician #bedroom pop

awakescape

If you put your heart on paper what’s left of you?

ohzeusetc

A legacy

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I saw a cricket leap, leap down my half-lit hallway Away For it knows safety is conditional And Death looks like me.

Bert looks at hearts all day

All of them, a clock, wound and left to countdown

Bert can safely tell you how many times it’s ticked so far

One hundred thousand times

More or less - Times three hundred sixty five times a number between one and one hundred and five

Bert is an expert on hearts

All electric and unwavering

Bert reads four clocks almost every day

Only seven thousand beats or so

More than one hundred forty since you started reading this post

Bert knows there’s some left

Usually over a million or merely seven

Bert won’t know if they stop

One hundred fifty thousand today

Maybe more hopefully less

#poetry #hearts #time passing #look at the first letter of every line :)

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Change stands outside your room and twists the doorknob (sometimes for years) without entering, waits for you to ignore the sound, turn away, stare blank at your dreams–all the wings pinned on the wall– before it starts throwing, bruising itself, snapping its limbs backward trying to get in (needing to be let in), or just stands silent, seethes like a disappointed parent before it kicks the door down.

This whole Grimace birthday shake trend would make for an EXCELLENT Call of Cthulhu scenario

#call of cthulhu #dungeon master #keeper of arcane lore #dnd #mystery #deranged detective #happy birthday grimace #grimace milkshake #grimace meal #I already wrote one hahahahahaha

heuheu-art

I'm tempted to do a s1 lineup to match this, but I also have a lot of ideas for comics so we shall see!

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GUYS MY PLAYERS LOVED THE MINIS AND TERRAIN I MADE THEM SO MUCH THAT I DIDNT EVEN NEED TO PUT THEM IN DEATH SAVES FOR THEM TO TAKE PICTURES it’s the only thing that spared them. I was ready to tpk

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OH AND THE BUILDING IS MODULAR

GUYS MY PLAYERS LOVED THE MINIS AND TERRAIN I MADE THEM SO MUCH THAT I DIDNT EVEN NEED TO PUT THEM IN DEATH SAVES FOR THEM TO TAKE PICTURES it’s the only thing that spared them. I was ready to tpk

#dnd #dungeon master #warhammer miniatures #dnd 5e #dungeons and dragons #arts and crafts #fallout new vegas #post apocalyptic

If my players don’t OBSESS over the minis I spent 18 HOURS making and painting I WILL be upset and I will make it EVERYBODYS problem. DISADVANTAGE on YOU

DISADVANTAGE on your FAMILY

DISADVANTAGE on your

COW

GAHHDH

#dnd #dungeon master #warhammer miniatures #mulan #I’ve literally been watching paint dry #this is a cry for help #dungeons and dragons

Anthony Burch once said —

Woah that sounds

BORING.

What’reyoujustgonna take him out of here and then

go back to earth?

That sounds really dull…

✨ Drama! ✨