lets stop sobbing over sad songs.

yopp

[elainiisms]

bsd ships x textposts

[clownboybebop]

the cringe police don’t want you to know that the bird dating sim hatoful boyfriend is actually a fantastically written bait and switch slow burn horror comedy that is not only genuinely entertaining, not only a genre defining piece of parody work, but also back in 2011, accurately depicted a post-pandemic rise in ethnonationalism. it’s the best game in the world and reading this back maybe the cringe police should come for me actually but it’s fine just carry on my legacy and play hatoful boyfriend

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[blue-thief]

it's always "i love you" but never "our fate will not end in a place like this. because you and i are destined to-" *gets shot*

[tomotoad]

🍇⚖️🍄🍋

🍏🌱🏛️🍊

[tartrazeen]

I really wish Danganronpa 2 had leaned into Fuyuhiko being Yakuza more.

Not just for the aesthetic. More practically:

"Some guy owed us money and we stabbed him fifty times in front of his family. That's how I know this isn't a knife wound - which means this can't be the murder weapon."

"Yeah, we're always hiding evidence. Fire's the best way to do it. But whoever did this was sloppy and didn't direct it to cover the source of ignition. You only get that practice from insurance fraud - and that's how I know whoever lit this building up had access to this particular corner of the room."

"You're not going to kill someone just from taking out their teeth, so even if the victim lost all of theirs, this particular smash to the face wasn't the true cause of death."

[ultimaid]

yall remember when the suez canal was blocked? that was funny. i vote we do it again

[curioscurio]

take me back

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

[salytierra]

Not the celebrity news we ever expected to read, but the celebrity news we deserve to read.

[azulapropaganda]

While speaking to Slate for an oral history of the cabbage merchant, Sie playfully said, "Of course, now I’m more at the age of what the cabbage merchant was then. I will cultivate that little beard if they need me to. And because my face is quite expressive, I’m perfect for a live-action version of an animated show. I’m ready."

Please let this guy play the cabbage man

[timeofdeathnote]

it’s what he deserves

[im-a-creepy-cookie]

#CabbageManForLiveCabbageMan

[cinemove]

[risujoves]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

everyone saying black mirror NO the whole point of black mirror is that it’s rife with unwanted morals! no! i don’t want to be told how technology is making us distant and how helicopter parenting makes kids hate you i want “what if astronauts found their own dead bodies on a random planet and had a breakdown for a full episode then realized they’re dead for real and then forget and do it all again forever, wouldn’t that be fucked? i’m rod serling”

[dragonkyng]

[comorbidmorgue-deactivated20210]

Jonathan Mattingly, Myles Cosgrove, Brett Hankinson.

Enough with using Breonna's name as a trend. Enough with a tiktok song that doesn't help.

Stop saying "arrest the killers of Breonna Taylor" and start saying "arrest JONATHAN MATTINGLY, MYLES COSGROVE, AND BRETT HANKINSON."

You need to do better for Black women. You need to do better for Black lives.

[raininwallflower]

Bro the “we can disagree but still be friends” is true about things like tv shows and shit but not fucking human rights

[star-dust-fairy]

Trying to articulate this properly but the way the umbrella academy showed Allison running away from those white men who had clear intentions to hurt her and then she rushes into a black womens' hair salon and she doesn't even say anything (she literally can't) and just has fear on her face and this group of Black women immediately, immediately, shift into protection mode. They don't know this woman, don't know her name, don't know how she came to be there but all they see is utter distress caused by racist sexist white men and their first concern and action is protecting her. Like that is something in the black community that's always been there. Protecting each other at the drop of a hat. Putting yourself between injustice. And recently with the Blm protests still at full force you again get this image of what the black community does and always has which is that they pick each other up and they do it every time and that's how they've been surviving and helping each other survive and intentional or not this season did a really good job at highlighting at the right time that black people have simply been asking for their right to exist safely for centuries and yet it is the 21st century and that is still being villainously denied

[get-out-mi-swamp]

me visualizing a cult

vs klaus visualizing his cult