What. The. Fuck.

[ok-pls-stop]

~~~Social anxiety~~~

[godlessondheimite]

I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.

[hoopyfrood]

why do my amazon reviews read like shitposts

[onlyblackgirl]

I never knew how much I needed this

[spoiled-pink888-deactivated2026]

Lmfao

[settlethewhoreids]

“You put so much ginger in this it’s a Weasley” 💀

[geekscoutcookies]

Yall

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

Like Gordon is savage yall. Comes straight for the jugular. Roasts people as well as he roasts chicken. 

[kyssthis16]

The olive oil one took me all the way out. Like… 😂😂😂😂😂

[karnythia]

Can anyone explain how you burn ice cream? I have so many questions

[sacred-portal]

[panic-compressive]

[princesconsuela]

[princesconsuela]

[awwww-cute]

[movedto-nonbinarytyto-deactivat]

I went through 275 pages of my video tag to find these vines among others

[sapphirecutie1995-deactivated20]

this is a portal to a better place

[zooiboo]

do you ever watch a film n then afterwards get in this weird mindset where you think you’re in a film

[ssensura]

Don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe. 

[princesconsuela]

[suppermariobroth]

In Super Mario Sunshine, the Toads in Delfino Plaza are always seen worrying about Peach after her kidnapping. However, their expressions only become distraught when Mario approaches. As long as he is far away, their faces are happy.

[artenega]

Imagine being this fake

[cozi]

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

[stability]

[hellometalhusband-deactivated20]

Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.