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ALDNOAH ZERO (RE+) MOVIE BETTER BE THE FIX IT THAT INASURE FANS NEED!! I HAVEN’T MOVED ON FROM THAT MESS
Writing Prompt #2771
"I don't know who I am anymore." His voice was barely audible.
"That's okay. Let's find you together."
Hahahaha kaishin being that og old ship only to find out they’re cousins???? 🙃🙂🙃🙃
I made fics and i spent some years from my lifetime shipping kaishin like WTH 💔 shipbaited 🤧
A FEW VARIOUS SENTENCE STARTERS
❝ i wouldn't find the need to tell you 'i told you so' if you weren't so allergic to admitting i'm right. ❞
❝ there are better hills to die on but i find this one quite comfortable. ❞
❝ would you come with me please? i adore your company. ❞
❝ that's not the worst thing i've ever heard but it's certainly up there. ❞
❝ i would love to help you but i'm afraid i'm suffering from a terrible case of 'it's not my problem.' ❞
❝ could you just think about anyone other than yourself for once? ❞
❝ i'm not going to stand here and argue with you about how much you need to get some rest. if i find you passed out on the floor i'm leaving you there. ❞
❝ would you be a dear and shut the hell up. ❞
❝ i know i need help but i'm not quite ready to ask for it. ❞
❝ do you know where we're going or are we just trying to get lost now? ❞
❝ i have confided this in you, please do not betray that trust. ❞
❝ do you like it here? with me? ❞
❝ are you still happy? with me, i mean. with us. ❞
❝ i didn't lie, i simply presented a selective truth. ❞
❝ do you actually like spending time with me? because i feel like all you do is argue. ❞
❝ one of us will eventually have to have the strength to be honest with ourselves about each other. ❞
❝ i want to tell you something i just need a moment to figure out the right words. ❞
❝ if you were the religious type i would challenge god to win your devotion. ❞
❝ don't tell me to quit being melodramatic it's the only time i have any fun. ❞
❝ were you ever going to tell me or were you just going to make me guess what you're thinking and feeling. ❞
List of ship dynamics
Idiot in denial x idiot in denial
The idiot who wouldn't admit they're an idiot x The self-admitted idiot
Mortal x immortal
“I’d die for you” x “I’d kill for you”
“I’m so fucking done with you” x “I’m going to be an insufferable bitch and you won’t get rid of me no matter what”
Character A pretending to hate the attention they get but actually loves the attention they get x Character B showering Character A with love and attention
“You deserve the world” x “No, you”
Touch starved Character A x physically affectionate Character B
The shy and reserved one x the loud and energetic one
Instead of the tall sunshine x short grumpball, how about a the grumpy tall one x the short ball of sunshine
THE OBLIVIOUS X THE OBVIOUS !!!!
Shy in the streets and loud under the sheets x shy under the sheets and loud in the streets
Public nuisance number 1 x the one who’s always embarrassed to be near said public nuisance
Grumpy one who has a soft spot for the sunshine one x sunshine one who would kill for the grumpy one
The stressed one x the one who tries to help ease their stress but accidentally adds to their stress
The “you holding your knife against my neck and pressing me against the wall like this makes me more horny than scared” with a smirk on their lips x the “what in actual fuck is wrong with you?” with their left eye twitching, grip tightening around the handle of the knife in utter annoyance
The chaotic ball of sunshine who can’t keep their hands to themselves x the way too serious one who doesn’t know how to deal with showing or accepting affection but still tries, just for the chaotic ball of sunshine they won't admit they're so deeply and almost foolishly in love with
Grim reaper x the human they might have accidentally fallen in love with and now they can’t bear to collect their soul when the time comes
“I fell first” x “Yeah, but I fell harder”
Idiot hero who keeps winning against the villain for some reason x the cunning villain who has secretly fallen in love with the hero a long time ago and so they pretend to lose against the hero each time
Otp Wedding prompts? If you haven't already? 👀
List of “it’s the big day!” prompts
“Look, I don’t care what happens but you’re taking my last name after today.”
“Holy shit…” “What?” “You look fucking stunning.” “Do I not looking fucking stunning everyday?” “You do, but you look even more fucking stunning today.”
“Well, aren’t I lucky to have you for life?”
“You’re racing me down the aisle, right?” “That’s not how this works—”
“Let’s keep the kiss PG-13, yeah? There are kids here.” “I mean, I’ll try, but I can’t guarantee anything. Not with you looking like that.”
“I do a thousand times.“
“What are you doing here?” “I’m here to take back what’s mine.”
“It’s funny how I said I’d never marry you but here we are.”
“…About the thing where you wanted to marry me if we’re both still single by thirty—”
“Did you seriously invite your ex to our wedding?” “You did the same thing.”
“This wedding is fucking boring, I think you’re very fun, the night is young, and I propose that we should leave and take it back to my place.” (Bonus: “But this is our wedding?”)
“You’re late. Go get changed!”
“Wake up, [name]! We’re late for the wedding!” “What wedding?” “Our wedding!” “…SHIT.”
“You guys are the main characters for today yet you both decide to come late? To your own wedding?”
“I’ve changed my mind. I don’t.”
Going in for a second kiss because the first one isn’t enough.
“I can’t believe this is the second time we’re walking down this aisle together.”
Crying not because they’re happy but crying because they’re getting married to someone whom they don’t love.
“Till death do us apart, my love,” Character A says with a vile smirk, and Character B clenches their jaw, forcing on a smile. “Not when I will be seeing you in hell with me,” Character B says through gritted teeth.
“Remember that this is a marriage of convenience.” “How could I ever forget that when you keep constantly reminding me of it?”
“I can’t wait till the day I get to divorce you.”
“I just… I still can’t believe I get to marry you.” “Well, you’d better start believing because it’s happening today, honey.”
“Can you come to my [relative]’s wedding as my fake date? I haven’t seen the bunch of them in a long time and I don’t want them asking me questions about why I’m still single.”
“Let’s elope.”
In their wedding speech: “Bitch, you’re my ride or die for life.”
Getting emotional during their vows.
Getting cold feet on the day of the wedding.
The one who’s usually calm and collected bawling on the day of their wedding.
“Wanna ditch this shit with me?” Character A asks, offering a hand, and Character B grins, taking their hand and intertwining their fingers. “Gladly,” Character B says.
“Are you sure about this?” “I’ve never been more sure about anything in my entire life.” (Or, alternatively: “Are you seriously asking that as we stand at the altar?”)
I haven't seen many bodyguard type of prompts so...may I ask for one?
List of “so now I apparently have someone who’s supposed to protect me because I’m incapable of protecting myself” prompts
“I’ll protect you, I swear.” “Well, you’d better, because you’re not getting paid if I die.”
“Now, why would they hire you as my bodyguard? You look like you’d break in half if someone so much as kicked you.” “Well, my blackbelt says otherwise.”
“You have a soft spot for me, don’t you?” “I don’t.” “You answered too quickly for that to be the truth.”
“I didn’t realise you were this soft.” “I’m not soft.” “Sure, keep lying to yourself then.”
“Don’t fucking die on me, I swear to God!” “…It’s literally a paper cut, I’m fine.” “Yeah, but— but a paper cut can still cause life threatening complications!”
“People think you’re scary but really, you’re just a soft marshmallow, all soft and mushy on the inside and burnt on the outside.” “…Are you comparing me to a roasted marshmallow?”
“I didn’t ask for you to protect me! I didn’t— I didn’t ask for any of this.”
“I don’t want you getting hurt because of me anymore, so I’m firing you. You’ll no longer work for me.” “That’s not for you to decide. I’m staying right here until I’m absolutely sure you’ll be okay.” “…Why the hell do you have to be so stubborn? What part of I don’t want you getting hurt don’t you understand?!”
“I think you can use those strong arms of yours to do plenty of other things with me, if you catch my drift.”
“You’re paid to care about me, let’s not forget that, so don’t overstep your boundaries.”
“I asked you to teach me how to defend myself, but how the fuck did we end up in this very weird and very compromising position and most important of all, why do I kind of like it?”
“Why the fuck are they standing in the room while we’re trying to get it on?” “Well, they’re… They’re supposed to be there to protect me so I can’t do much about it.” “What, so they’re just gonna watch us fuck?”
“You know you don’t have to keep watch over me all the time, right? Especially when I’m about to go to town with someone.” “They might end up harming you for all I know; I’m not risking it.”
“Just admit it: you’re jealous because I’m out here fucking around with other people and you don’t want that to happen.” “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“I said get out of the way! What are you doing?!” “I can’t let you get hurt.” “And I can’t let you get hurt, either!”
“My job is to protect you so if you think I’m doing this because I care then you’re wrong.” “Don’t— you don’t mean that.”
“You’re like, the only friend I have, even though you’re paid to be here. So, please don’t leave…”
“It’s not about the money anymore. It’s because I fucking care about you. So please, don’t tell me to leave, and please don’t tell me to not get hurt because I won’t be able to bear it if you’re the one who gets hurt.”
“Why do you care, anyway?” “Because I’m kind of paid to do so and if I don’t, then I lose my job? And your family pays well, so…”
“Tell me you don’t feel the same way as I do.” “…I’m not supposed to feel the same way as you do.”
“What are you doing?! Put me down!” “Not until you promise me you won’t run away again.”
“Fuck! Why’d you kick me?! I was literally just injured—” “Don’t you fucking do that again, you asshole!” “But it’s my job—” “I don’t care, just stop getting injured because of me! How are you supposed to protect me if this keeps happening?!” “But that’s the point of what I do. It’s why I’m even here in the first place.”
“I leave for five seconds and you end up in the hospital. Are you kidding me?” “Look, I thought I could climb that tree to save that poor kitten. I’ll have you know I was an agile kid back then!” “…My God, what am I going to do with you?”
“I swear if you actually die—” “Relax, it’s just a bullet to the leg. I’ll survive.” “You idiot—”
“You’re stressing me the hell out and I’ve only been doing this for a week.”
“How stupid are you?! You could have died!” “…Are you yelling at me right now?” “Only because I’m worried about you.” “Since when did you ever worry about me?” “Since the very fucking start, that’s when.”
“Can you pretend to value your life for one goddamned second so I don’t have to constantly worry about you?”
“What do you think you’re doing?” “I’m tired. Can’t you piggyback me?” “No.” …. “You can never say no to me, can you?” “Shut up.”
“Why can’t you just leave me alone while I’m fucking crying?!” “…I’ve a feeling that’s the exact opposite of what you want.”
“God, why don’t you ever listen to me? Stay. Don’t go.”
“Why do I have a feeling you’ve never learned to ask for things nicely?”
“It was the danger of the situation which caused a sudden rush of adrenaline which caused me to kiss you so it didn’t actually mean anything!”
“I’m grateful to you for protecting me but I also want you to take care of yourself, yeah?”
“Fuck, wake up— I told you not to die for me—”
“…That goes beyond what a usual bodyguard would do and I think you’re well aware of that.”
“You sometimes make me feel like a damned babysitter.”
“You were hired to watch over me. You do realise that, right? So I want you to keep your eyes on me at all times.”
“You’re always so gentle with me. Why? Do you think I’m that fragile?”
“Since you’re responsible for my life anyway, why not become responsible for me as a whole?”
“Are we going to pretend like you didn’t confess to me because you thought I was dying?” “Well, you ended up okay so it doesn’t count. People say stupid things when they’re panicking.”
“Why are you straddling me?” “Because I’m practicing self-defence?” “I can easily throw you off of me. You know that, right?” “But I know you wouldn’t.”
“You know I like it rough, right?” “…Excuse me?” “Well, considering the position we’re in, I think we can take advantage of that, no?”
“This is strictly a client-customer relationship.” “That’s a fucking lie and you know it.”
“Your clumsiness is your biggest enemy at this point.” “I’m not that clumsy!” “This is the third time you’ve injured yourself this week.”
“Really, what are you going to do without me here, making sure you don’t accidentally knock yourself out?”
“You want me to stay?” “Just… For tonight. I don’t want to be alone tonight.”
“You make me worry for everyone else’s safety.”
“Can’t you stay?” “My job here is done. There’s no reason for me to stay—” “Not even for me?”
“You need to let loose a little. Look at you! You’re so tense! How can you live like that?” … “Okay, so maybe you shouldn’t let loose too much. Lesson learned.”
“You’re scaring everyone away!” “Well, it’s good to know I’m a natural threat eliminator.”
“You were hurt because of me.” “As long as you’re safe then it doesn’t matter what happens to me.”
“…I get you’re trying to take care of me but have you considered leaving me alone? I think I can recover quicker that way.” “But you nearly died protecting—” “I think I might actually die if I have to eat one more meal made by you.”
“I don’t get paid enough for this.”
“You’re going to be the death of me and I mean that literally.”
“I don’t need you.” “What happened just then proves you otherwise.”
“You did not have to hit them that hard. They weren’t even a threat!” “You didn’t seem comfortable talking to them so I had to do something about it. It’s in my job description.”
“How about I be your bodyguard for one day? Like, a role reversal thing?” “Not if I want us both to stay alive.”
“Wait, why are you leaving?” “Because you’re about to change and I’m not going to stand around watching that happen.” “What if someone climbs through the window and tries to kill me? Will you take responsibility for that?”
”If you really do think of me as just your cliental or whatever the fuck you want to call me then there was no reason for you to kiss me that hard back there.”
“If you’re the one who protects me, then who’s going to protect you?” “I don’t need protecting, unlike some people. For one, I don’t trip over thin air on a daily basis.” “…You know what? Fuck you.”
List of smut prompts
“So how do you want me to fuck you?”
“I’m not sharing you with anybody. You’re mine, and mine only, and I’m going to make you remember that.”
“That’s sweet and all but do they touch you the way I touch you? Fuck you the way I fuck you? Mm, yeah, didn’t think so.”
A softly spoken, “Want you to fuck me like you mean it.”
“Let me take care of you, yeah? I’ll do the work.”
“Gonna fuck you until the only word you remember is my name.”
“Can I… can I touch you?”
“My God, you’re so fucking gorgeous like this.”
“Can I— can I please touch myself?”
“Wanna see how you look when you come undone under me.”
“I’ll make you feel good, I promise. Just trust me.”
“You sound/taste/feel/look so fucking good.”
“Oh God, you feel amazing, baby.”
A whispered “Please” slipping out of kiss bitten lips.
“Mine. All mine.”
“You drive me so insane, you don’t even know.”
“I love getting to know you like this.”
“You. Me. Bed. Clothes off. Now.”
“Is this okay?”
“How much do you want this?”
“Doing so good for me, sweetheart.”
“Shh, just a little more…”
“You’re taking me so well, baby.”
“Say please.”
“I want you in all the ways you’ll let me have you.”
“Tell me how you want me.”
Soft whines and whimpers; held back noises because they don’t want anyone else hearing them; a plea for more without the use of words.
“Oh, I can think of many ways to shut you up right now.”
“Wanna hear you beg for it, yeah?”
“Where do you want me to touch you?” “I don’t know and I don’t care — I just want your hands on me. Please.”
“P-please just”—a sob—“I just need you to fuck me.”
“Need/want you in me.”
“Beg and maybe I’ll think about it.”
“Not so fast, bun.”
“So… You touch yourself to the thought of me? I’d like to see that in action.”
“Want your fingers in me.”
“Now, why don’t we teach you a lesson?”
“Touch yourself for me.”
“Tell me how you like/want/need it.”
“I wanna taste you on my lips again.”
It’s the gentle and soft touches which send shivers skittering down their spine.
“Rough or gentle?”
“Fuck, look at you right now…”
“You’re really messing with my head here.”
“Fuck, just touch me already! Just— just do something!” “Not so fast. We’ve still got the whole night/day ahead of us.”
“Wanna feel you against me.”
“Don’t wanna come until I feel you in me.”
“Clothes on or clothes off?”
“All yours. Only yours.”
“How about we put that pretty mouth of yours into good use, hm?”
“Fuck, I need/want you so bad.”
“I want you to say my name like that again.”
“Aren’t you desperate?”
“Only I get to ruin you like this, you hear me?”
“Only I get to touch you like this, okay?”
“Patience, love. We’re getting there.”
“Look at your reflection. Look at how gorgeous you are. So fucking gorgeous when I’m fucking you like this. So pretty for me, and only for me.”
“Be good for me.”
“You want to come?” “Y-yes, I— please—” “Hm, but do you really deserve to?”
“You like that, don’t you?”
“Let’s make your thoughts a reality, yeah?”
“Imagine how amazing you’d sound when I’m fucking you senseless.”
“I’ll fuck you so good, I promise.”
“I can taste myself on your lips and it’s messing me up real bad.”
“You look like a mess and I love it, because I’m the one who made you like this.”
“You’ve got me all hot and bothered.”
“You don’t get to touch yourself until I say so.”
“Always so needy for me, aren’t you? Can’t help yourself, can you?”
“Please let me come.”
“I-I promise I’ll be good.”
“How are you feeling?”
“God, you feel so good around me.”
“So wet/hard for me already, huh?”
“You good?”
“Mm, always so impatient for me, aren’t you?”
“Do I turn you on that much?” “You don’t even fucking know.”
“You wanna take control?”
“Let me ride you.”
“Behave.”
“F-Fuck, I don’t think I’m gonna last long if you keep doing that.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever wanted someone more.”
“You’re enjoying this, aren’t you?”
“Stop fucking teasing me and get to it already.”
“Oh, the things I’d do to you if we were alone right now…”
“Th-There are people outside this door—” “Well, this isn’t about them, is it?”
“Look at you, squirming under me, all flushed and pretty looking. Can’t even take a little teasing, can you?”
“Yeah, but they don’t fuck you the way you deserved to be fucked, do they?”
“Might I remind you that these walls aren’t sound proof.”
A softly exhaled, “I don’t think I can ever get enough of you.”
“Do you know how much I love seeing you like this?”
“How do you want me to touch you?”
“Let me show you how much I mean what I say.”
“Gonna make sure you don’t forget about tonight.”
Whispered praises against the other’s lips, which are met with soft whimpers and moans.
“Need me to remind you on what happened last night?”
“Oh, sensitive there, aren’t we?”
In a hoarse whisper, “Fuck, you’re killing me here.”
“But you think about me when they’re fucking you, don’t you?” “I… That’s not true.”
“Try not to be so noisy, yeah?”
“Tell me if it hurts, okay?”
“Lift your hips up for me.”
“Fuck, you’re so hot when you’re bossy.”
“Look at you, coming undone before I’ve even started touching you.”
“Stop glaring at me like you don’t enjoy me teasing you.”
“I want to be the one fucking you this time.”
“Sweetheart, you’re so responsive to my touch.”
“I think you’d look even better under me.”
“And I think you’d look fucking hot when you’re on top of me.”
“Want you to ruin me.”
“Do whatever you want with me.”
“Just sit on my fucking face already.”
“Who gave you permission to touch yourself?”
“What did I just say?”
“You feel so fucking good in me.”
“You can have all of me if that’s what you want.”
“Baby—shit—I don’t think I’m gonna make it to the bed like this.”
“Tell me if it becomes too much, okay?” “Okay.”
“S-Stop leaving marks on my neck. I have a presentation first thing in the morning.” “Then I get to leave marks anywhere below the neck?”
“Let me make you feel good this time?”
“You only get to watch.” “B-but—” “No buts, sweetheart.”
“I’d fuck you right here, right now, if I could.”
“Let’s take it back to my place.”
“Are we— are we really going to do this here?”
“Turn around.”
“You look so cute like this, you know?” “Shut the fuck up and just fuck me already.”
“Why’d you stop?” “Because you sounded too fucking good and so I had like, a moment.”
“I don’t like people touching what’s mine.”
“Eyes on me at all times, sweetheart.”
“I wanna eat you out so fucking bad.” “Then why don’t you?”
“Spread your legs for me.” … “Spread them wider.”
Hands firm on their thighs, keeping them from snapping them shut.
“I’m not done with you yet.”
A whispered, “Then come for me,” right next to their ear after they beg for release through tears and soft whimpers, because they’ve been edged for way too long.
“Admit it — you want this as much as I do.”
“I’ll be honest: I get off to the thought of you.”
“No one does it like you.”
“Christ, I wanna fuck you so bad.” “You’ll get to do that once we get home.”
“I want you in the most sinful ways possible.”
“Need a hand?”
“Aww, how eager can you get?”
“I want you to touch me like I’m the only thing you could ever want.”
“Can’t— can’t you go faster than this?”
“You like messing with my head, don’t you?” “Only because it clearly turns you on.”
“B-But what about you?” “We can worry about me later. It’s all about you right now.”
“Shit, I’m so fucking hooked on you it’s not even funny.”
“You’d sound so good begging for it.”
“Fuck, you have such a tight hold on me, you don’t even know.”
“Don’t make too many noises or we’ll get caught.” “That’s part of the thrill.”
“I don’t care, I just need these clothes off so I can fully feel you against me.”
“You’re the only one I’ve ever wanted so badly.”
one of the proudest lists i’ve made to this date, and some of them are totally not based on what i want being said to me when i get Respectfully Railed. 😊
(2k notes and i’ll send this to the dude i like without context, though i doubt context will be needed.)
(that is a joke, i don’t wanna get blocked.)
i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang
Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”
REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE
List of “unrequited love but turns out!! it’s actually requited” prompts
“What, did you think I kissed you all these times because I was doing it for the shits and giggles?” “…Let’s be real, you did have a lot of fun shoving your tongue down my throat in public.”
“Oh my God, why are you crying? Does me liking you disgust you that much?” “No, you dumbass, it’s because you like me back but I spent all of this time thinking you’d never like me that way!”
“Look, we can pretend I never confessed if it means you’ll stay—” “What?! No! You can’t just take back your confession! That’s such a coward move and I’ll not allow that! Especially when I feel the same way towards you.”
“I’ll get over you. I promise. These feelings, they’re— they’re only temporary, I swear. I—I’ll get over you. Just please don’t leave me—” “Did you ever think, that maybe, I don’t want you getting over me? What if I don’t want these feelings to be only temporary? That maybe I… Like you, too?”
“I didn’t mean to fall for you.” “And neither did I.” “…Fucking pardon?”
“So according to _____, you’re in love with me, too?” “Oh, that fucking bast— wait, did you just say too?”
“You need to stop kissing me like you mean it; I’m going to read into things wrong and end up breaking my own heart.” “That’s because I do mean it every single time. You’ve just been too dense to realise.”
“Why are you apologising for liking me back?” “Because I don’t want to ruin— wait a second. Pause and rewind, what did you just say?”
“You don’t have to like me back, you know? I just wanted to let you know how I felt, that’s all.” “Well, too bad! Because these feelings are mutual, and now you can’t get rid of me.”
“Why are you lying to me? You can tell me the truth, it’s okay. I’m strong enough for the truth, I swear.” “What? I’m not lying to you! You’d think you’d pick up on the signs that I’ve been in love with you, for fucking forever, but apparently someone’s too obtuse to realise that!”
first kiss prompts
'' you sure you wanna do this? ''
'' we can take things slow. ''
'' you're the best first kiss i've ever had. ''
'' i'm quite nervous. ''
'' you're doing good. ''
'' close your eyes. ''
'' i've never done this before. ''
'' i want [our first kiss] to be special. ''
'' no pressure or anything. ''
'' i thought [the kiss] was great. not that i have much to compare to. ''
'' wanna practice? ''
'' just get it over with. i'm tired of not knowing what it feels like. ''
'' i'm gonna remember this for a while. ''
'' i like kissing you. ''
'' that... was terrible. sorry. ''
'' do you wanna make out? ''
'' i really want to kiss you right now. ''
'' kiss me and you'll find out. ''
'' permission to lean in? '' '' permission granted. ''
'' i'm not a delicate flower. kiss me like you mean it. ''
'' if anybody were to kiss me... i would want that person to be you. ''
'' i've been wanting to kiss you for a while. ''
'' teach me how to do it. ''
'' are you nervous? ''
'' i don't want you to be disappointed. ''
'' can i get another one? ''
'' why don't you come inside? ''
'' i haven't mastered the art of kissing yet. ''
'' you're a great kisser. ''
'' teach me. ''
'' is there such a thing as love at first kiss? ''
'' kiss me again, but don't stop this time. ''
'' can i kiss you? ''
'' wanna go slow? ''
'' if you're uncomfortable, or think it's too much, pull away. ''
'' i love it when you kiss me. ''
'' it's important that you're comfortable. ''
'' it's cute, this thing you're doing. '' '' being all nervous? ''
'' how far do you wanna go tonight? ''
'' i can't have my first kiss be with some stranger, so could you please practice with me? ''
'' i don't want your first kiss to be terrible. ''
'' you've never kissed anyone before? ''
'' you're going to have to guide me through this. ''
'' do i just... close my eyes and lean in? ''
'' [our first kiss] is going to be magical. ''
'' of course i want to kiss you. ''
'' you just can't help yourself, can you? ''
'' kiss me. ''
'' i would love to kiss you, actually. ''
'' you mean—you and me? kissing? ''
'' and right now, i think you should kiss me. ''
'' this is nerve-racking! ''
'' did i do good? ''
'' you did wonderful. can't wait to do it again. ''
'' did we just kiss? ''
'' you kissed me first. '' '' i definitely didn't. ''
'' we don't have to do this if you don't want to. ''
'' you were literally all over me. not that i mind. ''
'' why won't you come here for a second? ''
'' don't speak. just kiss me. ''
'' come kiss me. ''
'' did you enjoy it? ''
'' how was it? ''
'' can we do it again? ''
'' holy shit—that was awesome! ''
'' kiss me again. ''
'' oh. my. god. ''
'' you should call me sometime. ''
'' that was pretty nice. ''
'' wow... that was unexpected. ''
'' pretty nice, huh? ''
'' one of us should probably say something. ''
'' you're blushing. '' '' i know. ''
P.S. these are not mine. I found them on a deactivated blog, and I was unable to reblog. But I really want them to be sharable, so here they are. Enjoy, use, tag me in your creations.
70 Taunting Enemies Prompts
Remember, requests are open.
WARNINGS: VIOLENCE, CURSING, MENTION OF BLOOD. MENTION OF A GUN.
DIALOGUE:
TAUNTER:
1) “Is that really all you got?”
2) “Come on, you can do better than that.”
3) “I’m not even sweating yet.”
4) “Think I broke more of a sweat petting my cat than I did fighting you.”
5) “I’m sure you can hit me if you try hard enough. I believe in you.”
6) “So close.”
7) “You’re… boring me.”
8) “I expected more.”
9) “Why couldn’t the cops deal with you?”
10) “Oh, no.” (said really sarcastically)
11) “I’m sooo scared.”
12) “Honestly, if you weren’t threatening actual lives, you’d be more of a nuisance, really.”
13) “This is what I was called for? You?”
14) “What… is this?”
15) “Do you want me to slow down for you?”
16) “If it makes you feel better, I’ll let you get a hit in.”
17) “This is stupid. Goodnight.”
18) “Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll be good enough to beat me one day.”
19) “Come and get it.”
20) “That actually hurt. Wow.”
21) “Compared to my usual crowd, you’re nothing.”
22) “Get out of my way.”
23) “Move.”
24) “Having fun?”
25) “Aw, you’re not hurt already, are you?”
26) “I was just playing. Surely you can take more.”
27) “Oh my, is that blood? Just from that?”
RESPONDING
28) “You have to get through me!”
29) “Shut up!”
30) “I can keep going.”
31) “This— this is nothing.”
32) “I’ll make you regret saying that!”
33) “Then let me make this a little more challenging!”
34) “Of course it hurts, dipshit.”
35) “You should be scared.”
36) “Stop— stop taunting me!”
37) “Fun? Fun? Don’t insult me.”
38) “I’ll show you better!”
39) “I can’t stand you.”
40) “Get out of my way!”
41) “Over my dead body!”
42) “I won’t let you get to them.”
43) “I’ll make sure you can’t hurt anybody else.”
44) “Over my grave, you bastard.”
45) “Dammit, all right, here we go!”
46) “I’ll take you down if it’s the last thing I do.”
47) “If I can’t take you down, I will never forgive myself.”
48) “Try and move me, I dare you!”
49) “You’re gonna regret that!”
50) “You want to see what I can do?”
51) “You’re nothing.”
52) “Keep taunting me and see what happens.”
53) “I’ll give you one chance, walk away.”
54) “Fine, I guess we’re doing this.”
55) “Y’know, talking during fighting isn’t very professional!”
SCENARIOS
56) You have a stupid smirk on your face, and I’m just trying to be serious. Why are you like this? Can we fight already?
57) Why are you taunting me? Stop— stop dancing. We’re in the middle of a fight.
58) When the cops/superhero/my friend told me what you were doing, I wanted to stay in bed. And now that I’m here, I’m thinking that maybe I should have.
59) Is that bomb fake or real. I can never tell with you.
60) I’m bleeding from your knife/kicks/punches, but I’m not gonna stop fighting until you’re finally taken down.
61) Every time you taunt me, I see red, and you know this. I should be stronger, but I’m not.
62) I won’t let you hurt the people I love. Not while I’m still breathing.
63) You notice that I’m breathing heavy, and you just keep smirking. I— I can keep going. I can.
64) We used to be friends, what happened to us? Why do we always have to fight?
65) If you’d just put that gun/remote/knife, we could go home, y’know? We don’t have to keep fighting.
66) You’re not fighting like you used to, what happened?
67) This is pathetic and a waste of my time, you’re in my way.
68) You’ve gotten weaker, I can’t help but let a smirk cross my lips, this is almost… funny.
You stumble against the wall with half-lidded eyes. It’d be so easy to just stroll by you, but for some reason, I can’t help but keep taunting you.
69) You hate me. I hate you. Yet, taunting you is one of my favorite things to do.
「 RP MEME : FAKE DATING . 」 * change pronouns as needed.
’ just one date. i’ll owe you one. ’
‘ it’s easy! just stand there and look pretty. ’
‘ pretty please? ’
‘ it’s for the mission. ’
‘ i’ll pick you up tonight. ’
‘ you’re the best! ’
‘ wow. you look amazing. ’
‘ pretend you like me. ’
‘ you clean up well. ’
‘ smile, honey. ’
‘ i’ll try to make it fun for you. ’
‘ would you care to dance? ’
‘ let me get you a drink. ’
‘ you look a little tense. ’
‘ you play this part pretty well. ’
‘ keep a lookout. our target should be in this crowd. ’
‘ it’s not real, i promise. ’
‘ remember this is for the mission / night only. ’
‘ you’re not catching feelings, are you? ’
‘ it’s best not to get attached. ’
‘ i can’t help it. look at you. ’
‘ one kiss? it’s for the cameras. ’
‘ this is my date, ____. ’
‘ i’m new here. ’
‘ it’s so wonderful to meet you. ’
‘ i almost thought that was real. ’
‘ oh, you want the story of how we started dating? why don’t you enlighten them, darling? ’
‘ i’m really falling for ___. ’
‘ what we have is real. ’
‘ i know i shouldn’t be jealous. ’
‘ they were all over you, tonight! ’
‘ do i mean nothing to you? ’
‘ i want us to be real. ’
‘ this isn’t a game to me. ’
‘ i see our target. let’s move. ’
‘ i’m sorry. ’
‘ this has always been a part of the mission for me. ’
‘ i don’t want to hurt you. ’
‘ you look lovely tonight. ’
‘ i envy the man who gets to be your date. oh right, that’s me. ’
‘ all you have to do is pretend to be my boyfriend for a few hours. that’s it. ’
hi uhm. I really love your fake dating one-liners and prompts, and I was wondering if you could perhaps make some more please? 👉👈
Reasons to Fake Date
“For Valentine’s Day this club is only letting couples inside. I need to you pretend to date me just so I can get inside wait why are you keeping up the charade”
“I’m a celebrity and the public is convinced I’m dating my best friend. It makes both of us extremely uncomfortable. Can you pretend to date me for a little while so that the press will stop harassing my friend?”
“We’re best friends and already act like we’re dating so when your ex runs into us we automatically act like a couple to make them jealous”
“I’m auditioning for a role that has a love interest but I’ve never dated anyone. Can you take me on a few dates so I know what it’s like?”
“I’m trying to steal something from a rich person and luckily they’re hosting a party. You let me be your plus one and fake partner so that I can get inside but everyone keeps coming up to us and asking about our ‘relationship’”
“You stayed over at my place one night but my nosy, annoying neighbour saw you leave. They always get on my case about being single so I told them that we’re dating to show them”
“I would kill to be on this game show but the contestants have to be couples. If you pretend to date me so I can get on the show, I’ll give you half of our prize”
“I moved into a new place and some of my neighbours are absolute creeps. Can you pretend to date me for a couple of weeks so that they won’t hit on me?”
“I was just trying to do my job and a customer yelled at me until I cried. You intervened, pretending to be my partner, and got rid of the customer. I’ll properly express my gratitude and soon as I stop crying”
Also see:
Fake dating oneliners
Reasons for entrepreneurs to fake date
Trope prompt masterlist
Prompt masterlist
101 ways to say i love you
firstly, tysm for 101 (actually 103, haha) followers! when i started this account i honestly had no intentions of having so many of you lovely people take interest in me, but i'm very grateful nonetheless! this is my gift to you all, and, again, thank you!
i've seen a few other posts like this, but i wanted to go ahead and make my own! this is going to be completely different from the others that i have seen as well, so there's a lesser chance of duplicates for those of you who really enjoy these!
"You don't have to do this alone."
"I won't let you do this alone."
"I'll always be by your side."
"I'll get that for you."
"Let me bandage you up."
"I want you to be a part of my future."
"Here. You look hungry."
"Come here, I'll carry you."
"I fed your pets while you were away."
"Is something wrong?"
"Is there anything I can do to help?"
"I have an extra ticket... Would you like to go with me?"
"I saw you looking at it last time we were in the store together, so I got it for you."
"Stay with me."
"Thank you for making me smile."
"Your smile is beautiful. I want to see it more often..."
"I want to kiss you."
"You have a beautiful soul."
"No... No! Come on, I can't lose you!"
"You make me feel safe."
"Don't let me go."
"Give me a brush. I'll fix your hair for you."
"I want you, and only you."
"Your hands are too cold, I'll warm them up."
"Kiss me."
"I know you don't feel great, so let's stay home today, okay?"
"You're so beautiful."
"Hold me. Please."
"You're family."
"Marry me."
"I took care of the laundry already."
"Go back to sleep, (term of endearment)."
"I'll protect you."
"Take care of yourself."
"Let's take a break and relax."
"You're the first person I think about when I wake up."
"You smell so nice."
"Let's move in together."
"I wanna know everything about you."
"Don't leave yet."
"Let me see your scars..."
"I remember when we first met..."
"Here's your medication."
"I have a surprise for you."
"I bought this for you. It's in your favorite color..."
"Your skin is so soft."
"I would do anything for you."
"I'll help bring in the groceries."
"Last night your feet were really cold, so I found some of your socks and put them on you."
"I would go anywhere with you."
"You're cold, take my jacket."
"I promise."
"You're so golden."
"No one has ever made me feel like this."
"I missed you... a lot."
"Come back soon."
"I got us matching shirts!"
"I know you can do it."
"I'll never forget you."
"Wait!"
"I've waited so long for this..."
"You look like something's bothering you... You can talk to me if you need to."
"We make the best team."
"I'll hurt whoever did this to you."
"You didn't deserve that... You deserve so much better."
"I want you to meet my family."
"I want to start a family of our own..."
"Your back is so tense. Would you like a massage?"
"This is my favorite picture of us."
"Don't hurt yourself again..."
"You should be more careful."
"Hey, your favorite movie is on. I'll get the popcorn."
"You've never let me down."
"I saw that you were almost out of shampoo, so I went and got some for you."
"You're overworking yourself... Please take a break."
"I named my little plant after you."
"It's an honor just to know you like this."
"I didn't make you uncomfortable, did I?"
"I never imagined that someone's heartbeat could sound so amazing."
"What was your childhood like?"
"You looked so cute when you were little."
"You look just like your mom/dad."
"What happened to you?!"
"Does it hurt?"
"I'm sorry."
"I love waking up next to you."
"Don't be scared. I'm right here."
"Have you been drinking enough water?"
"We can look out for each other."
"I'd like to take you on vacation one day, just the two of us."
"Are you sure you're ready?"
"You're so funny."
"Do you want to help me fix dinner tonight?"
"You don't have to pay me back."
"No, you're sick. You're not doing chores until you're better."
"Your voice is so relaxing."
"Text me when you get home safely."
"I found this meme that I think you'll like. Wanna see it?"
"Can I give you a hug? You look upset."
"I'm yours."
"I love you."
different ways to say ‘i love you’
## for best friends or for lovers, if you pick the right ones
“you’re so dumb.” [insert fond smile here]
“you could punch me in the face and i would still want you ngl.”
“are you cold? here you go. come here.”
“you have stars in your eyes. i like looking at it.”
“i trust you. it’s okay.”
“you’re driving me crazy here.”
“wherever you want to go, i promise i’ll be with you every step of the way.”
“i’ll be damned if i don’t make you smile at least once today.”
“...please stay.”
“hey…” [hesitates] “be safe, alright?”
“i’ve been worried sick! where the hell were you!?”
“so what? you’re still my [name], idiot. i don’t care about what they say!”
“let me take care of you today. don’t do anything in return, just let me.”
[cups person b’s cheeks] “you are a menace and you almost died back there if it wasn’t for me.”
“how did you even get sick? you look ugly. come here.”
“i will never not think about you.”
“you… you don’t even have to love me back, you know?”
“i’m— i’m happy when you’re here. i’m happy.”
“this—” [points at their chest] “—this belongs to you. always.”
- mod sushi | masterlist
Imagine Person A of your OT3 wearing a shirt that says: “If lost, return to Person B.”
Person B’s shirt, however, reads: “If lost, return to Person A.”
Person C, exasperated/amused by this whole thing, is wearing a shirt that says: “Return both Person A and Person B to me.”