AMERICAN GODS SENTENCE STARTERS
episode one - the bone orchard. ( contains violence and nsfw themes )
❝ no expertise can surmount a sea that does not wish you to reach shore. ❞
❝ wind can be reasoned with. ❞
❝ celebration was cut short. ❞
❝ only good thing about being in prison is the relief. ❞
❝ tomorrow can’t do anything today hasn’t already managed. ❞
❝ this country went to hell when they stopped hanging folks. ❞
❝ no gallows dirt, no gallows deals. ❞
❝ you know, i’m not superstitious. ❞
❝ i don’t believe in anything i can’t see. ❞
❝ i feel like there’s a fuckin’ axe hanging over my head. i can’t see it, but i believe it. ❞
❝ prison has a way of trying to keep you in prison. ❞
❝ i love you. something feels weird. ❞
❝ i love you too. what feels weird? ❞
❝ the air feels constipated, like if it’d just push out a storm, it’d be okay. ❞
❝ a hundred twenty hours till you’re home. ❞
❝ waiting for the sky to fall is gonna cause more bother than the sky actually falling. which it isn’t. ❞
❝ do not piss off those bitches in airports. ❞
❝ i guess this must be your lucky day, huh ? ❞
❝ just sit back and be a bird. ❞
❝ i offer you the worm from my beak and you look at me like i fucked your mom ? ❞
❝ you’re just the first person i’ve met who isn’t an asshole. ❞
❝ what would you have done, my boy ? ❞
❝ seems like a firm decision made for good reasons, i can respect that. ❞
❝ you lost something vital in there, and not just time. ❞
❝ what might i call you, if i were so inclined ? ❞
❝ always good to meet a fellow traveler. ❞
❝ i usually end up getting what i want. on average, over time. ❞
❝ it’s all about getting people to believe in you. it’s not their cash, it’s their faith. ❞
❝ now, what’s keeping us aloft ? faith ? or newton ? ❞
❝ don’t rush into this, take your time. ❞
❝ there’s always work for a big guy who’s smart enough to know he’s better off letting people think he’s dumb. ❞
❝ by the end of your tenure, you could be the next king of america. ❞
❝ a man gets out of prison, he should be focused above all on not going back. ❞
❝ i don’t think i have the talent for it. ❞
❝ i’m not what i once was. ❞
❝ i don’t know what i’m doing. ❞
❝ do something for me. worship me. ❞
❝ worship me. pray to me like i’m your god. your goddess. ❞
❝ you feel so good. i could keep fucking you forever. ❞
❝ beloved, i worship your breasts and your eyes and your cunt. and i worship your thighs and your eyes and your cherry red lips. ❞
❝ i am yours, my beloved. ❞
❝ go on, let go ! give me everything ! ❞
❝ not that rushing into things can’t be a good thing … ❞
❝ sex rushed into tends to work out best for all involved. ❞
❝ okay, i’ve said ‘fuck off’ politely as many ways as i’m gonna. now i’m fixing to be direct. ❞
❝ what the fuck do you know about [ … ] ? ❞
❝ more than you, it seems. ❞
❝ i’m not gonna work for anyone who’s got worse luck than me. ❞
❝ rigged games are the easiest to beat. ❞
❝ you’re a little creepy, and you’re forward, and familiar, and i don’t like it. i don’t like you. ❞
❝ we don’t come from moscow, russia. or moscow, idaho, for that matter. ❞
❝ devil’s in the details. ❞
❝ do you know who he is ? who he really is ? ❞
❝ he’s hustling you. he’s a hustler. ❞
❝ damn right. i’m a hustler, swindler, cheater, and liar. it’s why i need assistance. ❞
❝ simplest trick in the world. ❞
❝ i’ll fight you for it. ❞
❝ win or lose, and you will lose, it’s yours if you fight me. ❞
❝ can you feel the joy rising in your veins like the sap in the springtime ? ❞
❝ i wanted to be a part of your history. ❞
❝ it’s just anger ––– makes you feel like you can change the outcome. ❞
❝ [ … ] had the nerve to ask me what i wanted him to do with it. i told him leave it where it found it. ❞
❝ target would be more interesting than here. ❞
❝ if there isn’t some kinda life after death, i’m gonna be so fuckin’ pissed. ❞
❝ there is no closure from the dead. ❞
❝ i’m sorry for your loss, [ … ] , i really am. anyone tell you that yet ? anyone even hug you ? ❞
❝ hear me out, this is a good one. lex talionis. an eye for an eye. a blowjob for a blowjob. ❞
❝ jesus, who knew i could be so angry ?! ❞
❝ i am trying to get my dignity back here ! ❞
❝ don’t fuck with me, [ … ] ❞
❝ what’s he doing here ? what’s the plan ? what’s the game plan, man ? ❞
❝ how auspicious, you must be special. ❞
❝ [ … ] is history. forgotten and … old. ❞
❝ we have reprogrammed reality. language is a virus. religion, an operating system, and prayers are just so much fucking spam. ❞
❝ the dominant fucking paradigm, [ … ] , that is the only important thing. ❞
❝ by the way, i was sorry to hear about your wife/husband. tough break. ❞
❝ so, i will ask again: what is it [ … ] is up to ? ❞
❝ you saying you don’t know ? … would you tell me even if you did ? ❞
