"I am psychic, Erin. I did a course. I got a certificate"

Sometimes I cry because I'm lactose intolerant.

[finnwaller]

When you are a kind and sweet man but Ryder just keeps. getting. in the. way.

(For those playing at home, number 9 is my favourite.)

[eddie-redcliffe]

These are quite terrible. I mean, I don't even know what that is.

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[tvdoctors]

SCRUBS 6.16 • My Words of Wisdom

[julius-caeser]

senate, are we cooked?

[video-killed-the-radio-host]

Went to the store today

[julius-caeser]

is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, hehehe wait what-

[velvetwar]

Can we just start stabbing Julius Caesar now it's been a hard week.

[omtai]

Im sorry I didn’t reply to your message for three weeks. I did not forget about it infact I thought about it regularly every day. It will happen again

[djo]

STRANGER THINGS 3.08: The Battle of Starcourt | 5.05: Shock Jock

[sophsun1]

The Good Place – 3.01: Everything is Bonzer!

[tvandfilm]

Finding Nemo (2003) dir. Andrew Stanton

[asystolle]

THE SOCIAL NETWORK (2010) dir. David Fincher

[amazoogle]

sorry i haven’t replied to your email, i uh.. ran out. of emails. i ran out of emails

[yesterdaysprint]

The Kansas Industrialist, Manhattan, July 18, 1917

[thahalfrican]

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

[greenowlfactif]

"Alright stop! Here's what's gonna happen."

Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025)